Is there a historically asshole-ier state than this one?
Is there a historically asshole-ier state than this one?
Nathan Ramirez
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Bentley Morales
Lived in the bootheel for a short while. Everyone smoked and everyone was poor and few people were taller than 5'9". Catholics are probably the best people in Missouri.
Jose Nguyen
Easily one of the worst 5 states in the union
Luis Cox
Oh, and the whole state is disease ridden. You WILL get some kind of fucked up sickness there at least once a year. Don't get me started on the Evangelicals.
Juan Hall
>tfw you live in Missouri
>tfw you just try to get by, one day at a time
>tfw you know how shitty your state is
Jack Sullivan
>Kansas city
>Not in Kansas
wew
Jeremiah Baker
A small part of it is in Kansas.
Christian Sanders
Why did they spilt it between two states ? Can't they make the border pass around it ?
Owen Hernandez
Is that the place that wanted to put warning stickers on biology books?
Christian Ward
At least you're not Mississipi or pic related...or fucking florida. Fuck florida.
Easton Sullivan
What do you have against Florida?
Blake Ortiz
In the Civil war, emergency orders uprooted whole cities and forced people to live in the vicinity of federal forts. Fierce guerilla warfare raged in the country side. Whole regions were depopulated.
The most metal shit in the civil war you never heard about.
Julian Hill
The city probably extended past the state line after the line had been made friendo
Jeremiah Thomas
Nathaniel Hughes
South Carolina, easy.
Jace Green
All the nice, ritzy suburbs are on the Kansas side. You'd think people from Kansas and Missouri could get along more, as they both like the same sports teams and hate Johnson County.
Also, half of KCMO is Kansas ex-pats fleeing Brownback it seems like. Its almost a Kansas colony at this point. No wonder the city has gotten extremely nice, it's having a profound gentrification effect.
Mason Edwards
Grandpa (former born and raised in Misouri) laughed himself to tears when he saw that fairly odd parent episode when Timmy had to return Huck Finn back to his book. Especially the parts where he talked about Missouri because "It's so true".
Ian Rivera
Ohio has been an asshole historically on a few occasions. A good portion of their population was placed there systematically through government programs early on after the initial exploration, and due to their placement along the New York > Detroit > Chicago general east to west trade lines they've come across as being couch-laden pricks who feel entitled to things. To me at least.
Justin Lee
ITT: Coastal city dwellers pretend that the heartland isn't the best part of the nation.
Alabama stands with you Missouri.
Nathaniel Richardson
>Alabama stands with you Missouri.
Okay you are being harsh on Missouri, please don't insult the state.
Chase Johnson
Daily reminder that Missouri was BTFO by Iowa
Charles Cox
>Alabama
>not coastal
Daniel Smith
In the standard of assholery, there's always New Jersey.
Brayden Thompson
I'm sure MO feels a lot better now :)
William Diaz
New Jersey is just misunderstood.