Vocaroo thread I'm drunk lol

What you’re doing is kind of fucked up but I think you yourself might just be very sensitive and in need of nurturing. Either that or you’re shallow, and afraid they’ll see how little of you there really is.
I had a roomie in college who did what you do. Very handsome, beautifully built, great voice. All these girls would hang out in our room like cats behind a supermarket. Eventually he would choose one, but never let it get further than holding, so this poor girl would spoon him all night while he supped on her longing with some invisible psychic proboscis. After a while he would switch them out, like spiritual batteries.
He wanted to be a writer, and would to this end spend Friday nights locked into his desk, sucking down rum and Adderall at an astounding rate. In between periods of blinking and staring fixedly at the wall, he would chip away at some unseen manuscript that never made the rounds.
He asked me to rate his prose one time and it turned out he was kind of a shitty writer. I refused to read any more of it because I liked him as a person and didn’t want to think of him in a negative light.
The last time I saw him I was feeding corn chips to a squirrel while a cloud of departing students wafted out of a lecture hall in front of me. He was one of them, but he broke, disappearing into the start of a small forest atop an outcropping of rock. When I looked down I saw I was out of chips, and when I looked back he was gone. The squirrel made an angry chittering noise and then it was gone, too.
I was lying next to a girl from my film lecture some six months later when I wondered aloud what had become of him. She laughed as she told me that he’d left school, to become a Buddhist monk.
I didn’t know what to say to that, so I stared at the ceiling fan until my body began calling for a cigarette.

>vocaroo.com/i/s0fn0dEA4AgV
you sound like our team manager

please smash your hand inside a car door you fucking cunt

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thx house man

>not a single girl ITT
Come on, Veeky Forums!

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4 u
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For /mu/
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Dig that shit. Now, can you do it with a little nasal quality added in. Slowdown the punches as if you are letting the listener catch up.

Okay, but I also need to find someone to do the trumpet bit

Thanks. I'm your orbiter now. I hope you remain pure or I will have to kill myself.

Considering I occasionally post here I'm afraid your fate's already sealed.

how can you be so sure OP isn't female

Nael is a Gangsta

absolutely comfy voice.

Gonna need some more readings to sustain me

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What a day

Faust
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Here's an older one from FW 2.4
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This was comfy

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I feel gay.
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The Master and Margarita

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its ok, so do we

apologies for mic

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not forgiven

some Yeats:
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fucking nasally sounding faggots

Yet another thread where i go completely ignored
fuck this

@10719131
Faggot

yeah
rude imho

I can't help my voice my friend ):

sorry

its ok, teehee

No surprise considering Veeky Forums is the most jewish board.

nice.

Dayum son.

your tone is very arousing
I'm not even being funny

Comfy af

>vocaroo.com/i/s0iRziGNusXR
you sound like my character in pillars of eternity t b h

:’) this was cute

Veeky Forums is a bunch of 16-23 y/o hipster pretend aristocrat / pretend philosopher low-IQ superficial faggots.
what did you expect them to sound like?

sorry.

one of my favorite yeats poems

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