You have been here long enough to notice patterns, Veeky Forumsposters...

>tfw I sometimes falseflag as the falseflagging /pol/ poster to make him look even stupider
it's a dizzying experience

>That living meme far right guy who uses "sweetie" a lot and has a fuckton of cringe picture of leftists

>that leftie guy who has a bunch of magatard pictures saved and they get into incoherent cringe spam wars every time they meet, destroying the thread
always gives me a chuckle

>That guy who always posts poorly crafted tldr bait and gets bites anyways

kek

>Sean Goonan

Im not marxist im 22 next week
Shitter

>that guy who constantly shills cliff and sadler even though literally nobody on earth gives a shit about them

That Jacques Barzun guy.
No wait, that's me.

>projecting political beweefz

Semi-colon is not a meme!

>the person who comes up the iconic shit posts

Its the same 5 people everytime

>the Clouscard poster

get some new cringe pics leftie faggot your memes are getting stale

Impossible fellow poster
I am but a posing imposter
Please dont scream at me
I know to through a might elbow
If we must tussle, silly fellow

that one guy behind every Bleeding Edge thread

that other dotard who makes posts here sometimes
I see you vidya nerd

oh ya the fascist tranny

that one faggot with the award who takes every opportunity to remind everyone

You mean cliff?

>the Vollmann poster
makes me shudder just thinking about it.

That one guy who posted about himself in this thread.

Good lord.

>that mediocre poster who is never particularly clever, insightful, informed or funny, and as a result barely gets any attention and certainly isn't remembered by anyone

Hey fuck you, buddy, okay

How many individual regular Veeky Forumsposters do you think there are?

at least 4

>implying that each and every post here isn't about themselves

i.e. you

>that guy who posts stills from Bergman films

It's you, me, and the guy who types real fast.

and me. the mulatto.

there's also a black guy and a mexican, but i think the mexican got banned for gratuitous anti-semitism atm

i'm just a mulatto who went to jail and is a narcissist.

Buzz me, mulatto!

>that guy who makes a post in every Kafka thread along the lines of "He was a bad writer, as all Jews are. There were thousands of writers at the time writing better than him. He's been put in the canon because he's subversive, so that alienated young teenage men are encouraged to become further alienated. I'm TRYING to HELP you all. No I won't name which authors I like; I'm above such display. Proust is evil too. And Catcher in the Rye."

I see you there, user; I feel your presence; your eyes on your screen straining them, and your ears tuned to a piercing screech from your headphones; the waft of cock from your groin, from where you've tugging at your little winky all the livelong day. This Veeky Forums thing really is it all rolled up into one, eh?

Sad!

That guy who brags about his lit gf who makes him RP Hamlet and Ophelia when they fuck or something.

That zealot croat

"the waft of cock"
Okay honestly, this is by far the worst phrase ever put together in this language. Fuck you and fuck the causal chain of events that created you. I hope God erases you from the pattern of possibility so that your perverse obscenities never trouble sentient beings ever again.

>your little winky

i can never get into those femdom humiliation videos because i have a massive dick, there's just too much dissonance between some chick telling me i have a small dick while i have this big ass shaft in my fist, idk, i mean think they seem hot in theory, but i can never get into it

How in the world is being 'humiliated' arousing? If someone behaved like that to me irl I'd abandon them immediately.

>vanilla sex pleb

i hope u don't have any fantasies of being a writer cuz u aint gonna make it

>How in the world is being 'humiliated' arousing?
Ask your mom.

That guy that pretends to believe in God for trolling purposes.

OP here. I opened this thread in a narcissistic attempt to see if my posts had become somehow recognizable to you after almost two years on this board.
Apparently they have not.
I am now fully anonymous.

>Forgive me, mother. You told me I could be anyone I wanted, and I still did not listen. So, much like Odysseus but without adventure, without the tons of nymph's and goddess pussy, I became nobody.
I am the builder of devices, the liar, the many-shaped anonymous. All monsters called my name for works and deeds, I answered I was nobody from cave depths - the cave where infinite 2D Calypsoes wait for me every night in black-white robes.
And now it's late to turn the steer, oh mother.
No weaving gf waits for me at home; my Ithaca has been swallowed by the sea.
All comrades lost, and no Nausicaa appears among what's left of my shipwreck.
Therefore I'll leave again, for other threads, waiting for death foretold - death by the sea, he said, and sweet, for one can find no sweetness in this desert of wine-colored waves.

That's why you need humiliation pov more based on your own incompetence. Find out your biggest insecurities and jerk off, I believe in u user.

There was that one guy who used to avatar with beautiful old paintings of women. He would always make threads that had something to do with the literary lifestyle. Working a minimum wage job while the only thing more certain than suicide in a few years is never getting published. Think he once lamented over admiring the aesthetics and companionship of a homosexual relationship and yet hating himself for not having the ability to pursue one as a heterosexual. Haven't seen him in a while, I miss him. His posts were my favorite.

Do you honestly think that the only two option are entirely vanilla sex and bizarre self-degradation?

OH NO NO NO NO

yeah i'm always paranoid some autist is using a deep learning stylometry algo to doxx us all, but if he is i see he hasn't fallen for our ruse

>not sensing that domination is a key part of mammalian reproduction

dude ur fap sessions must be boring as hell, maybe that's how these guys can go so long with nofap, all they fap about is like the thought of fondling big titties or something banal

Guenon poster
Girard poster
Weil poster
Evola poster

We are one and the same, user.

Have you actually read anything on mammal sociobiology, or are you a memester?

Are you a woman? Men don't masturbate to 'thoughts', we masturbate to images. Honestly any image will do, as long as the subject is vaguely attractive.

Something about the combination of the timing and the way that I opened this image, the content of the image, Evola in general, and the idea expressed in your post, and the Vangelis I'm listening to, all came together at once to give me a memory of something I don't think is an actual memory

woah, but who was phone?

It's called anamnesis user. It was intended and it is not a coincidence. Tell me all about it.

oh fug I'm famous xD

seriously though... read Clouscard

is that what your learned on your pua forum?

Did based Gassposter die along with the man himself? Were they one and the same? Haven't seen him in a while.

That guy who thinks research into artificial intelligence has proved that gnosticism is true.

I FIGURED OUT WHAT THE MEMORY WAS

It was the ineffable quale of listening to The Highwayman with this melancholy music video
youtube.com/watch?v=aFkcAH-m9W0

Disappointed the chariot of my soul didn't momentarily graze the clouds of samsara. But the song is about anamnesis, so what does that mean?

That guy who uses Blacked reaction jpgs of women mid-moan in all his posts

Haven't seen him in a while

no, i'm just describing my personal subjective experience and generalizing it

probably pushed his nsfw luck one times too many and got baned

That Culture of Critique shill who tries to make it "the new meme trilogy"
Also I miss Pynchonposter

Wolfsheim :)

Fine work, user. Have read six or so of his books, including the latterday tome. His earlier works reference early 20th century authors still worth reading. Glad I live in a University town that 'rents' library cards to locals, $25/annually. Read From Classic to Romantic late last year..

BRAAAAAAAPPP

You already know, user. You just have to remember.
Think about the song, blessed man. What does it remind you of? What does it sound like?

That guy who posts pictures of pensive women with sad existential questions like "Is it possible to be free?"

Oh wait that's me :)

LMAO you're not a proud degenerate like me? you must be a virgin pua!!!

Are you that white collar inmate?

I've always assumed the Weil poster to be a very pleasant albeit very lonely fellow. Life is soo unfair. But, maybe, religiously speaking, that's not so bad a thing.

And you left with your head filled with flames

That guy who keeps posting Marie Calloway stuff.

>tfw no one mentions a guy that posts shitty poetry and mocks other posts with said poetry

Oh woe is me

Christina's World poster

WUT?

>tfw it gets deeper
>doing research in library
>realize I've been reading A. James Gregor on Evola entire time I've been posting in this thread

youtube.com/watch?v=-jogNJd5azg

How do I unlock my racial memories, user?

This elation was what Joyce must've felt.

Tapirbro

"Doggo wan a fishy" raccoon poster

miss that boy :')

That guy who only reads Doby-Dick at 6-10 pages per hour and want to know if _________ will help him read faster.

>infinite jest is good
every time
also
>that guy who posts about infinite jest
oh wait

The only distinct character I notice is londonfrog. He posts less frequently now, which is good. For a while there he had like two or three threads a day.

based Buckley poster

Like or it not, user, I am inside you now—the sheer torrential power of my shitpost has penetrated your gelid disposition, and you've opened your heart to something transient in the Aether, this emotion of disgust, from mere words, into your being; to crawl deep down and curdle in some part of you, to calcify into the sinew, till death. I've affected you, user. We've connected. We're together.

It has to go beyond even that, beyond anything biological.

You are but one of many masks circling the only one true face. You have to turn toward the inside.

You have already met him. It was you, but in the eyes of others, in the words of others, talking with their mouths. It was inside and outside. It was the thoughts that were not in you but came to you from outside like a wave.
It is the stranger you always knew.
The familiar in the unknown.

Now Turn your head.

If a ban is enough to keep him away, he doesn't deserve to post

>that slightly suicidal Larkin fan

are you the socialist that kind of hates identity politics but kind of not?