Read Expected Got thread

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it was ok

you got the original image in the centre-top?

>read
Finnegans Wake
>Expected
misery
memes
incoherence
>got
humour
death
puns
pretty fun time

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No, seriously, fuck Ishamel!

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heres some OC

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Currently reading Ivanhoe. This seems to be a pretty good summary so far.

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couldn't even get through it. utter garbage

How could you have possibly expected this book to be good?

>buddhism
>proust
>shakespeare
who else?

>ugly girls
explain

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Nice taste user

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>expecting hurr so deep themes from Kosztolányi

>tumblr

Funny, I was hoping I would get that with Secret Lolita: The Confessions of Victor X, and I did to an extent, but only ever shota/loli or man/woman, never man/loli like I was hoping.

Sneezing?
shutterstock.com/video/clip-22617763-stock-footage-teen-girl-sneezing.html

Bait?

He likely got it from Google.
Is MM and Orgy of the Will actually worth reading and are they by the same fag?

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Joyce senpai

DELETE THIS

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Just read a paragraph and I can tell you absolutely not. It's just bad Gnosticism. If you're interested in that kind of thing, just read Confessions of Augustine instead.

recommended by a graduate tutor. said it was a book about a woman trying to enact social/cultural theory in her life. or incorporate theory into her life. or something along those lines. turned out to be a middle-aged woman acting like a pre-teen and wearing her knowledge like it was a vercace purse to be shown off for prestige points. i swear these people only go to graduate school for the cocktail parties.

Kek'd

The parties are pretty good tbqh

Because you're always waiting for something to happen and it never does, I get it

complacency is repugnant. you and your limp dick should be ashamed.

trim your fucking image

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So accurate. Trash book

Does Lolita have that hard vocabulary?

I unironically got the 'expectation' part during the Battle on the Green Fork.

This one is bretty good

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lmao, good shit

top kek

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This makes me want to read it.

This makes me want to read it.

very accurate

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Probably the best prose you'll ever read.

You lost me with this one. What's going on here?

just made this

I have this laying around somewhere, is it a meme or is tolstoy actually worth investing time into?

Play Farmville 1 first

thanks user

the part with Lucille Ball was dope.

>no fun allowed

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Perfection.

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Reading this now, very accurate

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Help a brainlet out.

incredibly accurate
it’s one of the best book I’ve ever read

Someone PLEASE post the one for Stoner.

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Read The Death of Ivan Iliich and take your own conclusions.

>Dat Jonas

Well memed user

the image is actually really funny because there are large sections of anna karenina where, for whatever ungodly reason, tolstoy goes into great depth on farming practices. they make up a really small portion of the book they're just kinda tedious to get through and really, really tangential. i think tolstoy was just like 'man i sure do love to farm but i gotta be a goddamn novel writer, oh well guess i'll just sneak this in'

>For some reason
Because unlike Dostoevsky who actually suffered Tolstoy was essentially 'hello my fellow peasants' and tried his hand at farm work and kissing up to serfs. Meanwhile Dostoevsky has hemorrhoids the size of bowling balls cutting cobblestone in Siberia occasionally breaking out into seizures with only murderers to comfort him

underrated

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>implying when Lewin is working isn’t one of the best parts of the book

true

This is completely accurate

For me it started getting good after Robert's death.

lmao