If you love ancient Greeks and Romans so much, why aren't you bisexual, faggots

If you love ancient Greeks and Romans so much, why aren't you bisexual, faggots

>implying I wouldn't melt into the warm embrace of a suitable man

read plutarch

cause I'm singlesexual

Im not the one that wants to be held, wanna hold shit, soft crying shit if possible

More like fapsexual or crustysockssexual amirite

But I am

You just fantasize of cocks, thats not bi.

so am I

>Buysexual
When you want sex you have to buy it?

I'm at the point I'm so starved of female attention that I wouldn't mind getting my cock sucked by a twink

Why faggot couples always look like twins. Is this the proverbial narcissist fag in action?

I'm aseuxal and panromantic.
I am the superior human being.

no BIsexual, like, really into bicycles.

You didn't need that last comma there

I'm not attracted to Bismuth

Patrician

This

Oh but I am

unironically same
I've always rejected people though because I am afraid they will expect sex from me at some point, which I would never be willing to give

don't worry, user. It's true that some people need a healthy sex life in their relationships, but there are a lot of people who are willing to find a work around. Just be upfront about it. It's fair for people to want sex, but it's also fair for you to not want it.

Are you sex-repulsed?

bismuth is sexy as shit wtf is wrong with you?

But I am
90% hetero 10% homo
But I really doubt I would actually hook up with a male