ITT signs that somebody is a pseud

>he keeps a list of the books he's read

>he uses the term "pseud"

>he spends all day arguing about politics on the literature board of an anonymous anime website

>he shitposts about literature instead of reading

I kind of have a big 5 for this:

1. Refers to Schroedinger's Cat
2. Uses the term Kafkaesque
3. Mentions the Hegelian dialectic whenever two parties are negotiating
4. Uses the term Quixotic
5.espouses the philosophy of a French Existentialist

FUCK YOU THAT LIST WAS FOR PERSONAL USE ONLY

I understand your psych more than you know yourself

>3. Mentions the Hegelian dialectic whenever two parties are negotiating

>Thinks David Lynch is one of the greatest living directors
>"Listens" to free jazz
>Reads Nietzsche without reading Schopenhauer, refers to the former constantly
>Uses "problematic" as a noun

>posts om Veeky Forums

This thread is a meme but I 100% agree with your third point

I'm...I'm...psued?

Lynch is one of the greatest living mainstream directors

We're all pseuds here

>>he keeps a list of the books he's read
What if I just regret not having kept a list - does that still count?

La luz extinguida...

Whats wrong with david lynch?

Every pseud in this thread has now just changed their view.

Kafkaesque is a good term that can be used appropriately

very aesthetic mutt meme.
I'm impressed and drunk.

Any in this thread that changes their view on things based soley on some one elses opinion.

>he cares about the stupid meaningless things that other people do

Did you forget to finish your sentence?

Yes, if you're a pseud then you might find a way to wedge it into your daily conversation.

referencing dunning-kruger in any context

this is a big one

solid contribution, although quixotic is excusable.

Schopenhauer is a meme anyway

Shit I have to do an entire paper on shoppy

Nietzsche didn't think so.

>he exists

>Before starting to read books he posts a photo of them on socials

Fuck you, I love schnoppy
I like David Lynch but Alejandro and Dali are obviously better Surrealism artists. As for your fourth point, 'problematic' has only become a red flag thanks to ideologues adoption and over use of the term. I think 'subversive' will become overused soon too

Fucking hate this.

Welcome to the club

>tfw not a pseud
>just a really stupid guy who takes genuine interest in big-brain things

I like David Lynch mainly for Blue Velvet, Mulholland Drive, Fire Walk With Me and the original run of Twin Peaks. My fav of his is FWWM. How pseud am I?

1984 is his favorite book

He may be a meme on some points, but he's still great.

Paolo Sorrentino is the best director. You're all pseuds.

I know that feel man

you should really kill yourself

>tells you how many pages the book he's reading is long

Why?

what does this have to do with goatse

>posts (in) this type of thread

fuck you buddy

>positivism
>uses the word "system" and systems concepts inappropriately
>Reads classics but doesn't do any real scholarship, thus getting nothing from this pursuit besides circle jerk fodder.
>Thinks you need to do a literature review to be able to have any insight.
>"Start with the greeks"
>Materialism
>Anti naturalist phenomenology

its because seeing his face up close is as offensive as goatse.

>refers to thomas aquinas

What if I dont need a list because I can count it out on 1 hand?

By "real scholarship" do you mean writing essays for your professor?

>uses the term "neoliberal" to describe any modern western country

buttmad ath*ist detected

Fuck you I love David Lynch's works and "Free Jazz" is a shit argument.
That's like saying "Rock & Roll is terrible".

You're a pseud if you aren't aware of projecting either done by you or them or care about what anyone thinks of you and filter your taste for the public accordingly.

Hegel pls go

>doesn't like Picasso
works every time

Seconded

Tolstoi did this.

i think he was talking more about the kind of person with a compulsion to talk about their esoteric phil terms

Everyone posting in this thread openly presents himself as a "pseud", by attributing weigh to a label which expresses nothing but the insecurity and inferiority complex of the posters. So many things that are mentioned here are done by people which by no stretch deserve to be called pseuds, those "who made it" as writers, intellectuals and so on.

I encourage you to overcome your fear and insecurity and to find unity between your actions and your self

t. pseud

Name one film by Lynch, that has great character development!

FWWM.

This movie was a disgrace