Are there any short quotes which are profound but not pretentious?

Are there any short quotes which are profound but not pretentious?

"I'm a faggot."
-OP

"WHAT?" - Lil' John

"Dr. Pavel I'm CIA"
-CIA guy

"nobody listens to techno"
-eminem

"Pool's closed due to AIDS"
- anonymous

"Woman is the nigger of the world." - John Lennon

Based.

"Panta Rhei" - Heraclitus

My greek a shit, that 'All is fire'?

Everything flows

THAT'S WHAT YOUR MOM SAID TO ME LAST NIGHT WHEN I WAS FUCKING HER
XD
*dabs*
FUCKING ROASTED

"It would be extremely painful"
-Big Guy

"You're a big guy"
-CIA guy

Caute
-Spinoza

"For you."
-Masked guy.

"They don’t think it be like it is, but it do." - Oscar Gamble

"Don't bite a gift horse in the mouth."

'Only the shallow know themselves.'

"I have big hands.... and eh... Other things." - Donald Trump

"If"

- Some greek guy

A fist in one bird is worth two in its bush

"one in the tush is worth two in the bush"

probably the best length/profoundness ratio out of any qoute ever