The books main character doesn't die at the end

>the books main character doesn't die at the end

>The book's main character dies at the beginning and is replaced by a bunch of assholes

>the book’s main character was thought dead but he comes back many years later

>the book has no characters because they all died before the story starts

>the book has a plot and characters

*muffled thomas bernhard laugh*

> main character has a name

>main character is referred to as "the stranger"

>main characters narrates the story and implies in his last sentence he will kill himself

>books main character is a metaphor for civilization and humanities' progress as a whole, and is being tutored by the author to advise you how to efficiently rear/tutor a child.

Every time this happens I chuck the fucking book out of the window. There are like fifteen books outside my window on the ground, needless to say.

>the books' main character exists

>you are the main character and the novel is told in the 2nd person

>main character isnt named

name one (1) book that does this

to be fair that's really goddamn hard to pull off

>main character is male

true. Calvino *wishes* he was as good as pic related

Name five.

>main character narrates the story and implies in his last sentence he will kill you

Actually read a story like this in a children's horror short story collection.

I wasn't thinking about that but it makes sense

basically

Heart of Darkness
Heart of Darkness
Heart of Darkness
Heart of Darkness
Heart of Darkness

>main character isn't the narrator

Withnail & I ends like that.