>you read any form of genre fiction >you barely know your classics >you tend to believe that if you like a given work, it is justified on an artistic level >you think everyone's opinion should be accepted and respected >you speak a single language >you read contemporary versions of Shakespeare or Milton >you read for the plot >you read for entertainment >you rarely read nonfiction >you don't have a solid grounding in philosophy >you don't have at least have some understanding of the Three Tragedians and Homer >you have little to no understanding of literature outside of your cultural horizon >you have little to no understanding of literature within your own cultural horizon >you mostly read contemporary literature >you believe 'the author is dead' >you make your literary analysis proceed from ideology >you think intricate prose is 'pretentious' and that the author 'should just get to the point' >your rarely read poetry >you think Rhythm and Rhyme is just useless rules and laws restricting creativity >you have a hard time explaining why you like a given work >you have a hard time forming structured and relevant literary criticism >you tend to refuse to judge works for yourself, rather relying on the opinions of literary authorities >you rarely read for more than one or two hours straight
What patrician book are you reading Veeky Forums?
Landon Sanders
>No Novalis picture.
LEAVE THIS BOARD AND NEVER RETURN
Ian Collins
fpbp don't try to be a snowflake
Andrew Ross
i thought i would try something different. sorry if i disappointed you.
Josiah Jones
Tfw monolinguallet
Isaac Diaz
I don't read any fiction, I just come here to funpost in philosophy threads. I've never enjoyed any work of fiction I've read - they're all beneath me desu. This is what true patrician-hood is all about. Everyone reads Literature to feel superior or to gain social capital anyway, once all Literature is beneath you, you can stop wasting your time.
Nathan Adams
>Everyone reads Literature to feel superior
Speak for yourself.
Jackson Morgan
lol
Ryder Watson
please leave?
Cooper Fisher
Kill yourself you empty, soulless, posturing, status seeking, piece of shit.
Luis Sanchez
back at cha kiddo
Angel Jones
I haven't read a book since fucking highschool and you can't stop me from shit-posting!
Nicholas Lopez
why here though? serious question.
Bentley Miller
Each persons daemon directs them differently and at different speeds. Making demands instead of encouragement or friendly banter is the sign of a posturing pseud.
Michael Taylor
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Brandon Carter
all this tells me is you are sixteen or are so late you just now reached that juvenile opinion
Jack Martin
Leave this board and never return if: >you read an explicit request to leave >you barely know your way around the computer >you tend to believe that there are more important things to do, like washing your car >you think everyone wants you to go but are too polite to say anything >you can't read >you have a term paper due in the morning >you have been holding in your pee until you finish this page...okay the next one... >you need entertainment >you rarely call your parents >you don't have a solid foundation and it has been raining lately >you don't have enough money to pay the internet bill >you have little breaks from shitposting to stretch and make pizza rolls >you from the future has returned to begin a wholesome adventure that is fun for the whole family >you mostly reheat contemporary meals >you believe 'now is the time to get off lit' >you make your little sister shitpost for you while your arms are in casts >you think intricate processes which led to you coming here were not made in good conscience >you maliciously recommend gullible people to come here >you think Rhythm and Rhyme would be a good name for a comedy duo >you have a hard time explaining why you like someone who you have never really gotten to know all too well >you have a hard time >you tend to refuse to accept the fact that you don't write the rules for the board >you don't infrequently masturbate for two or three straight hours daily Are you leaving Veeky Forums?
Luis Nguyen
>>you rarely read nonfiction >>you don't have a solid grounding in philosophy MAKE UP YOUR MIND
Evan Roberts
>>you have a hard time
Nathaniel Collins
lole
Brandon Brown
>tfw fit in all respects to stay in Veeky Forums actually had a scare for a moment
Ian Cruz
just going to keep bumping my own thread until all the pseuds / plebs leave
Zachary Hill
...
Asher Lee
How ironic
Leo Lopez
alri alanis
Wyatt Anderson
>you think Rhythm and Rhyme would be a good name for a comedy duo Well, I mean, it IS a good name for one.
Carson White
More Joseph Heller
Jacob Kelly
>you make ridiculous claims without any justification
Jeremiah Miller
Unironically, I am reading Alan Moore's Jerusalem
Brandon Stewart
>nope >depends on "classics" >no but I frame it that way regardless >nope >two, working on reading french better >nope >nope >nope, but I'm often entertained >read it as often as fiction >I do >I thought that's what "classics" included >definitely no >I do, unless gay lit counts as my culture >no, but you should read it >no >no, but I actually don't think this is as bad as the internet claims >no >all the time, that russian guy did nothing wrong >absolutely not >no >no >no >no >what patrician book are you reading? I'm not reading one currently, I'm reading The Savage Detectives because it was a gift.