How do I find a boyfriend that's a poet or a creative type of person? I just want to be a muse :(

How do I find a boyfriend that's a poet or a creative type of person? I just want to be a muse :(
and I love Pablo Neruda's poems about his wife.

You have a chance of being mine if you're not fat or ugly or just generally unpleasant

>I just want to be a muse
Post feet and we’ll decide if you’re muse worthy. Otherwise find a less leech-like occupation, like doing some writing of you own.

My boots leave two footprints on the muddy path.
The sun shines in the sky, but my eyes take no notice.
The birds sing on the trees, but my ears are not listening.
My heart is heavy with a thousand unspoken words.
Hours and hours, days and days, years and years,
The clouds go on rolling over my head,
My heart still longing for its companion.

-

The morning light plays in your messy yellow hair,
Dreams of last night shimmer in your sad blue eyes,
Your soft limbs shuffle about shyly from place to place,
Your small pink lips speak words dreamy and detached,
By chance, your beautiful white face turns towards me:
These images settle in my heart like a morning dew,
Love’s flower blossoms in petals of so many colours.

-

You skip around the world unconsciously like a deer,
You’ve cut off your heart, that it might escape pain.
I cannot understand the hesitant look you give me.
Woman, all I need is one sure sign, a single look:
To wipe the sadness out of your eyes,
To lift the loneliness off of your back,
To soothe the pain in your heart.
I wish for a moment you could look at me unafraid!
It’s my fault these dazed eyes do not reassure you.

>feet
This. Also, watch Il Postino.

Hilarious post. Terrible thread

I've solved your problem. Hello.

>boyfriend

Not here, my dear

came here to post this

>i want to take second-hand credit for helping create something by doing nothing
typical fucking roastie

>the demographics of this website are so contrasted with reality that it's far more likely that the poster is gay than a female
wew

Veeky Forums has more women than most boards. I'd say it's 50/50 chance

you're assuming
anyway I just want to experience love and have something to write about. All I can write about is being depressed, suicidal and crazy. I want to be able to write about romantic love and I want to be inspiration for a musician/writer/poet/artist

nah, no lesbians have hit on it, they get on bitches fast here. OP's probably the only transbian awake

>reality
those """"""women"""""" are actually gay men as well, retard

Please be my boyfriend I'm a very cute small eurasian boy I'm like 5'4" I can read you books and we can fall asleep together.

>actual grill
Albertine, stop trying to rape gay men.

Ay grill, I'm a cute Eurasian too but I'm not a manlet like Be my waifu.

>you share a board with MULTIPLE neurologically deformed haifu subhumans

Fuck me, literature is for whites only, go away

Yes, but none of us would actually post something like this. 100% chance OP is a male.

lol

see:

please be in madison

>no woman would actually post (You)bait
>no woman would start a thread for attention
user, I...

Locate a local sci fi con. Go to it and seek out the panels and activities YOU would enjoy there. Guys will be everywhere. Pick one that remembers you have a face. Talk,explore,talk,repeat.

She said she wants an artists boyfriend not a fat manchild who writes genreshit at best

If you were muse worthy you would know it by now. Anyway, where are you from?

Artist alley,where amateur and pros exhibit their stuff. And lots of parties that are art themed too after hours,too.

this
it's literally all they do on some boards

Neruda fucking sucks
De Rokha is where the money is at

Lástima que ustedes no leen español, putos plebeyos jajajajajajaja

Hey baby, you can be my girl. Im big boned, walk with a limp and I've got a mullet. Im your all 'merican average Joe. I wrote two books called "Whittlin' on the Porch" and "Driving Pa's tractor".
I also wrote a poem called "Cornbread Conundrum"

I'm a literal paki does that make you mad user

c r i n g e

go out with this guy, he'll Babu your Vag

Go to eat some beans, beaner.

>I just want to be a muse
Translation: I have very low self-esteem, but think too highly of my intellectual capabilities to admit that I seek external validation so I'll disguise my need for validation in a form just lofty enough for me to swallow without destroying my feeble self-conception

oh thank god, for a second i thought s(he) was going to make us do karaoke.

i just want a girl whos interested in lit to talk together be intimate friends with or something im not into sex all that much i just wanna make her smile thats all

pls be my gf

!

find a writer at a university and take acid with him. Then just let it happen

im boy stop memeing on me pls

Why is it obvious that you're a woman?

You’d better be a boy, women make totally lousy muses.

You have to be beautiful, if you were it wouldn’t be difficult unless you were a common whore; then you would be worthless to him and incapable of serving as muse.

>or GTFO trap bish

I'm not beautiful. I'm just cute. Is being crazy and having a personality enough to make up for it?
Oh and can someone recommend modern poets similar to Neruda... that speak English as their first language?

I want to be your boyfriend here’s my photo.

Show Virginia pics

You've already chosen someone else over him

*soy intensifies*

This is creepy but well fucking written. Saved to my Veeky Forums poetry collection.

she has a grat nose