Let's test how edgy you can get

Let's test how edgy you can get.

>Write the start of your school shooting from your perspective based on your high school experience

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I went to an all boys high school and had an enjoyable time so I can't do that. I can do my college though, I genuinely felt like shooting that scumpit up

"Hey Davonte!"
BAM! Davonte shot shaniqua in the face.
The police came 45 minutes later.
"Uh houston, we got black on black crime here, how do we proceed"
"Let it play out, then blame it one cocaine," buzzed the voice over the radio.
Davonte left the school when everyone was wiped out (there were only 20 students that showed up, and a subsitute teacher, Mrs. Wilkins).
The police took him in.
Later that night he was visited by a white girls with fluouresent coloured hair, mouthing words like "I Love you" and "Dont worry" to poor Davonte.
The next day, he could hear a huge chant outside his holding cell.
"Duh-Duh-Duh Vontay, Di-Di-Di Did nothing!"
Davonte smiled and laid on his cot and put on his earphones where his hero 2pac shakur sang the song "Only God Can Judge Me"

Hey, I Just wanted to point out that this is a literature board and all your degeneracy belongs to containment boards such as /r9k/ and/or if you seek help, to the chair of a therapy session.

Also try reading, it really frees you from the pain of an unsatisfying life.

Mmm. I've never had any fantasies, but I had a hard enough time that everytime I read about a school shooting, the first thing I think is "what did they do to the guy." I mean, I stop thinking that as soon as it turns out it's just ANOTHER 17-25 yr white guy who hates women but doesn't understand why they wont give him sex.

There was this story I remember, since I don't live in an american hellscape, this girl took a katana to school and went after a bunch of "the popular girls". No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't feel even a little tiny bit sorry for those bitches. You just fucking know they tormented her until she snapped. "Oh it was sooo scary!" I know what you did, bitch.

My fucking sides

Y FUGGIN RACIS NIQQA
HE DINDU MUFUGGIN NUTHIN’
HE GOOD HE BE MUFUGGIN’ GOOD

CNN: Proceed, you idiot. Don’t stop.

just reported everyone in this thread to the fbi

The school shooting is not going well. On the plus side, I've seen some inspiring stuff online and written out a compellingly crazy manifesto. On the downside, it turns out that for a kid like me it's actually pretty hard to get hold of guns, since the laws of the country I live in aren't completely insane. Beginning to think I should just spray paint naughty words on the school fence instead tbphwy

Robert's got a quick hand

Reported all posts

>How to unrape your sister
>Trap on midget videos
My fucking sides

Fucking newfag

>Homeschooled
I don't wanna

Reminder that the Columbine shooters were unironically gay lovers.

sage and reported

I'm a lot more nervous than I thought I'd be. Had it all lined up in my head. I'd make my way up the cracked grey stairs, gun by my side, hidden under the trenchcoat, quietly assuring me of its weight, its warmade physicality, a foreign object just waiting to angrily spit its innards into -- but now I'm -- fuck! -- I'm trembling. The old oak doors heavier than ever, trying to keep me out, leaning against my arm, my arms, pressing against my chest, until they finally creak open and its like the gun isn't even there. It's not pushing, pulling, not egging me one or trying to stop me, it's just not there and I don't remember the hall being this big, the ceiling being this high with water dripping invisibly from corners but i know this is the place. Because eventhough new overtones -- damp, turgid, of rotting meat and foul breath -- are drawing their circles, the base fragrance is the same. Flaking rust on scratched red locker-doors, rancid grease slowly being heated in cafeteria friers where the fat lady scratches dead skin from behind her ears and without a smile, no sign of Schadenfreude, nothing, only drops them into the thawing fat. feeding these rotten little cunts -- she said -- a bit of herself, a bit of what they despise, a bit of loser, a bit of old fat bitch -- cracking a smile then, giving me a wink that said "you and me, bud, we're the same. we're the same 'cause they hate us and they us 'cause we're the same" -- yeah, the smells are there and they lift me up a bit. Take away some of the shaking, give my dragging feet some lift and carry me to a bright blue rectangle, only a couple feet taller than I am maybe, but right now I can't even reach the doorknob, glistening up there like some kind of pregnant polished moon, waiting for just a touch to finally deliver whatever it is, that's kicking there underneath its patina of fingersmeared dirt and stained stainless metal. What if they laugh when I come in? What if I mumble and nobody can understand me and they laugh and the teacher shakes his head to the floor, dissapointed and helpless because he knows he should tell them to stop but he can barely hold his own fucking laughter back and The door flies open, I pull the gun and with it two dozen pairs of eyes onto me. Nobody laughs. Their mouths just hang open as I take aim.

>My high school had random searches on the either the buses, car drop offs, the people who drove, or the walkers.
>Make sure to miss the bus so I won't have to go through searches because the teachers who were on duty are in class now
>Walk into school with knife tucked into my sock, ready for lunch to kill one person
>Lots of things soaring through my head, mostly fear, but everything is moving so fast that I only feel the anger and adrenaline
>Lunch has come, and with it, the reckoning
>Adrenaline gone, pussinbootspart2.jpeg
>Walk up to Noah, the one who single-handedly ruined my senior year, and proceed to jam the knife into his chest
>Attempt to hit the stomach so he gets a slow and painful death
>Think about his girlfriend who pretended to be my friend and lied saying she was worried for my mental health
>Illgiveyousomethingtocareabout.cunt
>Think about all the friends the arrogant prick has that threw me aside because of him
>The people that love him because he doesn't show himself
>The people he lied to about me
>The people I can't even look in the eye anymore
>The people who saw me as a monster, and will certainly see me as a monster now
>Feel a sense of peace as I realize I removed a dickhead from the planet
>Slowly bring the knife to my own neck, as I wouldn't be able to live after that
>Whatfuture.png
>End my own life as I know I ending another, and hurt many others
>Think about how crushed my family will be when they find out before I bleed out
I hope that was edgy enough anons

Is this an FBI sting operation or something?

Clarification, I'm not doing this. I had fantasies about killing the son of a bitch, but I wouldn't throw my life away because of him. I'm actually planning on going to Japan to teach English in a few years. Inb4 neckbeard weaboo fag, I'm not overweight, but I will admit to being a bit of a weaboo. I'm not trying to go to fuck high school students even if the age of consent is like 13 there, I genuinely just want to live in rural Japan, and take in the beauty of the snow capital of the world.

terrible prose, and you didn’t use the words “school shooting” once.

For a board that talks about spooks a lot its pathetic how many people here are afraid of muh Efbee-eye like they can fucking do anything

this

>unironically gay lovers.
i think Veeky Forums's high school experience could enhance this theme to be honest

The t-shirts they were wearing that day were cool. Edgy, but cool.

>My name is Nodim Portant

"Happy students are all alike; every deranged student is unhappy in its own way."

Nabokov shat all over Tolstoy for that line

Would wear the Natural Selection one especially because its low key racist too

I'm not a subhuman wh*teoid so I've never once thought about shooting up my school

Hope your local Tyler pops you in the temple

Goddamn do you sound like a faggot.

>tfw my novel is about precisely this and I'm not sharing even a snippet with you limpwrists

there's a real good reason for that

BOOM BOOM AHAHAHAH BOOM BOOM AHAHAHAH COME HERE YOU STUPID BITCH BOOM BOOM AHAHAHAH

youtube.com/watch?v=5X5aGlMvIhA

>I had always been kind to him, despite his strange interests and lack of social grace. He texted me: "your alright, dont come to school tomorrow". His plebeian grammatical mistakes were unforgivable. I heard he soiled himself with watery diarrhea and screeched uncontrollably when the police officers tackled him.

>From the back of the class
>Bang, bang, bang
>Someone does a shill scream.
>The gun comes out from underneath the table, the scream ends.
>One shot goes into his own head

>walk in
>shoot myself

>We had square pizza for lunch today. Or was it yesterday?

Pretty good / 10

>trust _no_one_not~.exe

God damnit, you too? I want to make it cringe comedy like Confederacy of Dunces, but there's no way I can do that without sounding like a terrible try hard.

thank you user. your (You) means a lot to me.

I have no reason to shoot up the school. The teachers are nice to me, and my classmates aren't really bothersome.

That's a terrible joke, but I still laughed. God, this place makes me a brainlet.

they're pretty effay

nice quints

>fbi/nsa honeypot
ya good luck agent dork

i love foster the people now

I can neither confirm nor deny your implications

>enter school after lighting gasoline by all the exits
>Line up teachers against the wall and shoot them
>Spend half hour through pipe bombs at the lockers and lunch room
>Force roasties and chads to uncloath and execute who I see fit
>Burn down school church
>Make blood pentagram out of my slain coeds
>An hero Heiling Hitler

>Plugged within a CD, an Incessant man remains silent in a pitied glee, his eyes floundered in tired haze. His wakes, polluted, were reminiscient of this everlasting moment, and simultaneously, the recurring daylights; downward spirals within troubled highways, connected towards dystopian cyberspace. He remains scribbled upon the numerous notebooks: retarding thoughts, in an obscured fern. At his oncoming veneration, the beckoning hands sprawl reactions, that of a searing inevitability: demise. Loaded contraptions of metallic ends release at the victimized face: vicious pathology.
This isn't really based on anything

'yo dawg, nice outfit' Jamal says to me thuggishly. I do a 360 spin twirl and toss him a piece of candy.
the group of gangsters looks at me in awe. i tip my fedora and walk away. cute lil niggers.
it's lunch time. my favorite time of day. it's the time of day when everyone comes out to pay tribute. as i enter the lunch room, i see my ex girlfriend at the back of the lunch line. outside of nailing my candy-twirls, it was not looking to be a good day. i dodge her. i skip straight to the front of the line, doing a 360 twirl as i reach the front and toss the cutie at the front a piece of chocolate for her troubles. today was roast beef day, which makes it the perfect day to strike up conversation with a new hottie. roast beef is a fantastic conversation starter: it was the hottest item in the lunch menu by a long mile.
i pull out of the lunch room and eye a taut hottie. melinda - my ex's best friend. she always had the hots for me. i swerve down the lunch room aisles in a haphazard pattern to showcase my iconoclasm. i plop my roast beef down right next to melinda as my ex is beginning to reach the table..
'why are you trying to sit with melinda. she fucking hates you. just leave us alone, man. we went out once and it wasn't fun.'
the girl mocks me. everyone i have ever been on a date with has a good time. this is obviously some form of fiction to cope with our departure. poor girl - this is typical behavior for a woman.

'melinda will be my date for the evening and you will leave.' i said, pulling a rose out of my jacket pocket and handing it to melinda. the roast beef was still steaming.

'just fucking leave, fred. you're weirding us out.' melinda says to me. the commoners house wolves in their words! i pick up my stuff and begin to walk away.

'christ, what has gotten into him?' melinda says. i look back.
'what has gotten into me?' i say with a smirk. i turn away, then begin my first 720 degree spin of the night. melinda puts her hands on her head. 'must be reaching for candy' i think quickly with timely wit., but i was never going to toss her candy to begin with. i pull out a glock.
'eat this sugar, sweetheart' i say as a bullet hits melinda and my ex. i hit the two square in the forehead, they drop instantly
jamal walks in with his group of thugs. seeing that i have slain the two wicked beasts, they cheer me on. i grab my roast beef- still steaming. i will continue my quest for night time puss

Fuck off FBI

>execute chads you see fit
killing everyone who's fit won't make you fit user. you're never gonna make it like that

>school church

>Tfw missed out on the public school meme
I went to a private Catholic school, insanely liberal in general
Shit I should've sacrificed the roasties to the god of sick cunts instead

>write "there is no argument for the validity of transgenderism that doesn't also apply to transracialism" on a prominent campus wall
>next morning's headlines tell of mass riots, kidnapping, property damage, and murder at the school
>I never even have to show up to initiate it

>Nail "day of the rope soon" poster on campus billboard with a small black doll hanging by a noose nailed into the post
>Wait for shitstorm crowd to gather around in horror
>Detonate bomb you hid in the trashcan
>Pick off survivors with your semi auto Mini Ruger
>Go on campus rampage through the black part of school
>Suicide by cop
>Leave journal behind that states that you identified as a trans black women
>Campuses everywhere horrified and confused for decades

>"there is no argument for the validity of transgenderism that doesn't also apply to transracialism"
but that doesn't even make any sense. at least come up with a phrase that isn't completely retarded.

Prove it wrong

if transgenderism is something that occurs during gestation causing a gender specific reaction in the brain, while the body ends up going the other way, that's just a genetic cock-up.
Ethnicity isn't a fucking chromosome.

In that case transgenderism would be a biologically measurable and testable condition, and it would no longer be a matter of identity, like the transgender movement holds it to be. I doubt they'd be too thrilled about the idea of getting tested to see if their actually trans, especially the genderqueer ones

...

>In that case transgenderism would be a biologically measurable and testable condition
that's a huge leap in logic, and it's completely flawed. humans barely understand the intricacies of the brain stew as it is. People can't biologically test for schizophrenia, or bipolar, or ptsd.

>People can't biologically test for schizophrenia, or bipolar, or ptsd.
Right, but they're symptom-based diagnoses. Gender dysphoria is also a symptom-based diagnosis, and I'm not arguing it doesn't exist, but it isn't an argument for gender actually being independent of biological sex any more than phantom pain is an evidence for the existence of invisible limbs.

Also, we may very well be able to test for schizophrenia and bipolar some day. We might just not have the right tools and research yet

It is Monday.
The bell rung.
It is now third period.

Another class another missed assignment. Yet they're all so fucking happy. I eavesdrop on their weekend recaps; entitled voices through lips with mature cherry coating. Do they think it hides the cum residue? The modern femoid disgusts me as they would any good man with virtuous morals. Every word they say, every breath taken is tainted with the odorous scent of cock. I suppress the urge to vomit and continue to class but I don't say anything, soon something else will do all the talking for me. I walk to class. I'm the only one who didn't finish the assignment but the teacher doesn't even bother with a scolding anymore. She used to at least mention that I was wasting my potential as a writer, and then I would look around the classroom and think "If this is my audience, good." Killmekillmekillmekillmekillme.

The bell rung.
It is now lunch block.


How the fuck did society get like this? The walk to the cafeteria and the array of students spurs the same old thoughts. Even the women wearing hijabs are whores, so what good are the hideyhead3000's when even they can't ward off Jewish influence? I swear to God I'm gonna burn this place down to the fucking gr-BANG what the fu-BANG

WHAT THE FU-BANG. BANG. I can't hear myself think through all the screams and the nightmare unfolding before me. Chad's looks angry and he's emptying an old repeater into the swarming crowd... What the fuck does he think he's doing!?? BANG. No, this was supposed to be my moment. BANG.

Huh? You're arguing that transgenderism and transracialism are equally valid or invalid.
Gender dysphoria is provable as an actual psychosomatic issue.
A biracial child might experience a kind of "race dysphoria" where they don't feel they belong to either race and a part of their identity is missing,
but there is no scientific reason for Rachel Dolezal to think she's black other than she's got a bug up her ass.

Yes, obviously, but that's not the topic.

actually funny.

Gender dysphoria isn't any more provable than any other psychosomatic issue. You're simply interpreting the patient's reported symptoms. There are some people who report racial dysphoria. It isn't common, but then again neither was gender dysphoria over two hundred years ago.

The question is if the existence of racial dysphoria would/does indicate a metaphysical, identity-based component to ethnic makeup that mirrors gender's relation to biological sex, and that identity is completely up to the determination of the individual

There is no scientific reason for either. You already stated that what you believe is trangenderism is not biologically testable. Neither is transracialism. They are both made up conditions someone can feel like they can feel anything they make up themselves. I am not the guy you were talking to by the way.

>The question is if the existence of racial dysphoria would/does indicate a metaphysical, identity-based component to ethnic makeup that mirrors gender's relation to biological sex, and that identity is completely up to the determination of the individual
this is true. I suppose my argument would be that identity is genetic and social -nature and nurture- and that transracialism implies a complete lack of a certain genetic component (namely that of the other ethnicity).

>They are both made up conditions
dropped

It doesn't stop there, either. The acceptance of the sex/gender divide also opens the door to transagism, transspeciesism, transheightism, whatever your heart desires. They're all objective measures of an individual you could just as easily conceptualize a metaphysical stratum for.
I used to be 100% pro-trans until I realized this. I can't sacrifice philosophical coherence for political comfort

>and that transracialism implies a complete lack of a certain genetic component
In this case, race identity would be to ethnic makeup as gender is to sex

>Gender dysphoria is provable as an actual psychosomatic issue.

Yes, but affirming their delusion and treating a psychological phenomenon with biological alterations is not only questionable, it also hasn't been proven to actually help the patient.

"it's a slippery slope" is not a philosophical argument.

yes.

sure. It doesn't mean they're making it up, or that they should be shunned for it.

what the fuck

>"it's a slippery slope" is not a philosophical argument.
I'm not saying "one thing will lead to another and soon we'll be marrying animals ahhh watch out user, be scared"
I'm saying that the logic that affirms the gender/sex split affirms a split of all measures of an individual. It's perfectly translatable, and I've never heard or been able to think of a single good argument in favor of the legitimacy of one but not all of the others

>It doesn't mean they're making it up, or that they should be shunned for it.

I don't see people shunning them actually. All cases of alleged transphobia that I have seen in recent times are people getting shunned for criticizing the underlying ideologies of transgenderism, which allege such things as gender varying independently from biology while at the same time claiming that gender dysphoria should be treated with biological alterations and that people are just "born that way".

>gender/sex split affirms a split of all measures of an individual
I understand your hesitation, but I think that's an oversimplification. I believe there's more at play than just a simple divide between outwardly physical and mental.

I'm sorry, user. I'd like to continue, but I'm exhausted.

hrc.org/blog/new-fbi-data-shows-increased-reported-incidents-of-anti-lgbtq-hate-crimes-i
nytimes.com/2017/11/09/us/transgender-women-killed.html

I'm not sure what these links are supposed to be telling me, I'm certainly not a supporter of violence against trans people and I have lots of sympathy for them, even if I don't believe that there's much legitimacy in their claims.

>105 incidents targeting transgender people
>in a nation of 327 Million people

A large percentage increase of a small number sounds scary, but still is a small number. I am not saying violence against trans people is acceptable, but you should also take into account the large number of people who started to identify as trans in the last three years. You might remember this issue has not been a matter of wide public attention before that time.

>but you should also take into account the large number of people who started to identify as trans in the last three years.
To add some clarification to this point. Here's an article with links to studies about the increase of people identifying as trans.

nytimes.com/2016/07/01/health/transgender-population.html

According to the two studies linked in that article, the number of people identifying as trans has doubled in a five year period.

wait did you say that the age of consent is like 13?!

yo p.gud dawg

is it ok to shoot the school with semen?

I love you, user

It's pretty sunny day and I'm skipping to school. I've got a pistol in my backpack and I'm feeling pretty cool. All the flowers near the sidewalk sing "Kid, you rule!" and the corpses of my classmates will join in soon. (insert funky flute solo here)

i hate myself for laughing at this.

>the daquawntelle massacre

really good senpai

no one will ever make fun of my anime messenger bag again, not after what i've got planned for today.

You know if the other kids or a teacher had had guns these kids wouldn't had been so intimidating.

When you got to the forth paragraph I knew someone else was gonna start shooting

This is serious. Gave it to the Feds just in case

I, too, go to a liberal state college.

At 11 in the morning I entered the school shaking from excitement. The first person I encountered was a lone girl walking towards the door I had just come from. She weighed me up for a moment and kept walking. Probably ditching class to go spend the day with her faggot boyfriend. "You're a whore" I called after her and she stopped but before she can turn around the shot rang out and she crumpled to the ground shot in the back of the head. I stood frozen for a moment reveling in the violence. It begins

t. Judy