How do I become smart enough to post on Veeky Forums? Posters on this board are all so far ahead, it's intimidating

Most people that should be concerned aren't, pal.

Imagine going out dressed up like someones trophy

If you are being sincere the answer is to read more, but not just anything, I would suggest thinking of what you really enjoy reading, fiction or non fiction and then break down your choice into the sub-genre you enjoy and then go and look at the appropriate Veeky Forums approved charts, find what books may interest you and give them a shot.

4chanlit.wikia.com/wiki/Recommended_Reading/sub

After that learn to read deeply on a subject, and read widely.

START WITH THE GREEKS FUCKING CIS-GENDERED KEK BOY.

the most virgin comment on Veeky Forums at the moment

congrats, you beat out some pretty stiff competition

every minute of the day I want to fuck

People here don't read, pal. Literature is just the main meme.

T. Roast Beef Sub

uuuhmm, sweetie, she can dress however she wants and it's not your uhm business?

This.

Also, IQ is static. Read more faggot

Don b scare user
Jus b ur self

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True, you're born with an IQ and it's with you the rest of your life, that's just how it is! SJWs will deny simple facts like this.

The Greeks, user.
Start with them.

>stiff

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Thanks for all the supportive and helpful posts. I'll try and Edith Hamilton's Mythology.

Probably true, I felt the same way about old /a/ and Veeky Forums.

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you need better aspirations

>imagine going out dressed up as someone's participation ribbon

It struck me as a rather catty, womanish comment

Just lurk and parrot the memes. That's all you have to do. These people read books so they can post memes about them on Veeky Forums, but you can shortcut this process by simply posting memes and not reading.

>b ur self
please don't

>Or at least develop a less childish taste in them
The jezabel in the pic is quite classy though, nothing too revealing

People still believe the Veeky Forums is smart meme?

Just get good at pretending you've read something you haven't

that's 90% of this board

Seriously, can any Emma compete with best Emma?

>that's 90% of this board
Nice projecting

>Seriously, can any Emma compete with best Emma?

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They aren't. Once you start reading you will be bloviating garbage like the rest of the twits. All it is, is trying to be more and more exclusive via verbiage. It's idiots pandering to idiots. If you like reading you don't need to go to Veeky Forums. You just actually read.

Just pretend that you're not 17 and that you know what you're on about because you read a blog post on something like the rest of us.

Fuck off with this frog meme

Hahahahahaha made my day

Have you considered actually reading books?

agreed plz stop

By being born smart.

>Posters on this board are all so far ahead, it's intimidating.
English major here, I can assure you they are basically brain dead vermin spouting the worse possible garbage about books they haven't read.

Also I would like to FUCK the white FEMALE in that picture just like all my THOUSANDS of ancestors did but because I was CASTRATED at birth by communicative capitalism and gynocratic liberalism and my identity was EVISCERATED by information technology and a global all-permeating nervous system of instantaneous electronic media I will NEVER be able TO so instead I will absolve myself of any responsibility and When you get the bottom You go back to the top of the slide And you stop and you turn And you go for a ride Then you get to the bottom Then you see me again

IT'S TIME TO EMBRACE THE ALIEN LANGUAGE Veeky Forums

I feed it drugs of masses of flesh and external fear=cell: the techno-junkie device that controls//The internal organ consciousness of self was downloaded::the mimic of cadaver-feti that the logic circuit of self rapes:::the hologram of memory lack to the head of amoeba DNA-channel in the virgin form::::cut cable of the city that caused it excretes the nightmare of android nature//

WAS LIFE ALWAYS LIKE THIS ? THE APOCALYPSE IS ALREADY OCCURRING IT IS THE TECHNO-TRIBAL DEVOLUTIONARY SLIDE BACK INTO A HOMERIC NEO-MYTHIC BICAMERAL POST-JUNGIAN INTERACTION WITH REALITY. WE ARE GOING BACKWARDS IN TIME. WHEN YOU GET TO THE BOTTOM YOU GO BACK TO THE TOP OF THE SLIDE.

My girlfriend wishes I felt this way

This. I surf blue boards to avoid the fucking pornography

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Honestly most of the people posting here aren't smart. They just parrot shit they've read elsewhere and pontificate without saying anything.

They're basically Derrida if he spent his time on Veeky Forums.

JUST

I've been here for 5 years and I can't even read

this

i feel the exact opposite I feel like most people here are losers

holy guacamole

We have charts for this express purpose

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If IQ is static, reading Infinite Jest is a balloon. I'll remember you if I ever get tired of carrying around all these IQ points normie.

>he reads the books
shut the fuck up nerd some of us are smart enough to talk about shit without that effort

>tfw can't even browse Veeky Forums without my sexual frustration getting triggered

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>virgin

The woman struck square in the brain with the absurdity that the best she can aspire to be in this world is a trophy. It's not for herself alone, but only ever to be some adjunct. Struck so squarely, she has to mount this defensive argument.

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I'd fucking love to be somebody's trophy.
Doesn't that sound exciting to you? Being a living, breathing part of somebody's ideal piece of the world? Out of all the choices and opportunities this guy has, he picks you to bring around and show off to the rest of the world.
That's fucking sexy, and you know it, and I'm jealous as fuck that I can't live that kind of pampered lifestyle.

If you start reading and gaining actual understanding of the shit they post about you realize most of this board is full of retards posturing as if they weren't.

these

if you're too lazy to read, like me just spend time on here every day and shitpost, you'll pick up a lot of stuff pretty quickly and even learn something if you're open minded

Just bee yourself :D