>realises how damn good a book the bible is
Realises how damn good a book the bible is
Xavier Baker
Other urls found in this thread:
Liam Bell
rescue your father OP
Brandon Jenkins
>petershill
I stand with Godwinson thank you very much
Landon Young
The Bible is a compilation of stories by different authors.
Jace Sullivan
im reading the KJV
Jace Ross
I enjoy reading the Bible, but I'm not sure it should be considered a "damn good book." For instance, Mark is written with terrible grammar in the original Greek (or Aramaic?). Also, Revelation was written in terrible broke Aramaic. So these books, at least at a prose and grammar level, aren't that impressive. But I also hear that Hebrews is some of the most beautiful Greek ever written according to scholars. So it's hard to judge the Bible as a whole, especially when you're reading a translation.
Daniel Brooks
>The Bible is a compilation of stories by different authors.
Nicholas Bailey
Is this a depiction of the authors?
Thomas Foster
It's a depiction of you for not knowing that Jesus wrote the bible
Connor Perry
outrageous nonsense
Jayden Rodriguez
au contraire mon ami
Joseph Green
>Christfag delusions
Jose James
>tfw David mourns for Absalom
>tfw Abraham tells Isaac, "God will provide himself a lamb"
>tfw Jesus tells Judas, "that thou doest, do quickly"
>tfw Jonah laments at Nineveh's salvation
>tfw we wept by the rivers of Babylon
>tfw the voice from the bush declares "I AM THAT I AM"
>tfw the Lord answers Job from the whirlwind
>tfw Nathan tells David, "thou art the man"
>tfw Saul sees a light on the road to Damascus
literally God-tier
Easton Mitchell
Only American christians believe this
Tyler Nelson
The Bible is just a really old fanfic.
Noah Harris
The Bible is a compilation of a bunch of myths with the sole purpose of projecting a certain worldview and morals written by a bunch of upper class semi-Jew spiritual psuedo-intellects.
Camden Jones
The Bible was a premodern shonen manga
Brody Sanders
That's Homer desu.
Isaac Sanders
recommend me what jkv bible i should cop off audible, i'm like how do they not have a clearly good version of the biggest book of all time?
Thomas Myers
Old Testament is good. You get literary treasures like Job, Ecclesiastes, Song of Songs, etc. New Testament has its moments, but is nowhere near as good as what the Jews did.
Logan Bell
I'd watch out for hell, man.
Anthony Cook
Don't forget
>And it was night.
Colton Hall
When I was a kid I never understood why Jonah was unhappy with God saving Ninevah, but as an adult its much clearer. Really shows why Jesus insisted that "anyone who will not receive the kingdom of God like a little child will never enter it".
Joshua Davis
go home, /pol/
John Sanchez
>tfw when you realize even punctuation choices can be divinely inspired
Aaron Perry
Obvious bait guys, good lord.