Why was Kierkegaard made fun of based on his look? He looks like probably the most handsome philisopher I've ever seen...

Why was Kierkegaard made fun of based on his look? He looks like probably the most handsome philisopher I've ever seen. Was it jealousy? Or did he look weird in reality? I know that he was very introverted but I don't know if he had any physical problems that could be subject to ridicule.

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I believe he had a slight hunchback and was an intensely emotional guy overall

He was ugly af. I wouldn't hesitate to bitch slap him.

hunchback+goofy hair

Success breeds jealousy

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The most popular tabloid in Denmark made fun of everyone famous except Kierk. It embarrassed him so much that he personally requested that they made fun of him, and then they shat on him for a fully year.

Look at his portrait in profile.

>He looks like probably the most handsome philisopher I've ever seen

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>He looks like probably the most handsome philisopher I've ever seen

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kek

Neither of them is more handsome than Kierke on that drawing. Wittgenstein had an alpha face but not particularly handsome. You should have posted Camus tbqh, he is definitely very good-looking and charming.

>He looks like probably the most handsome philisopher I've ever seen

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>derrida
>philosopher

socrates probably had the best body
Camus is the most attractive tho

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>>He looks like probably the most handsome philisopher I've ever seen

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that guy looks like he sucks 12 cocks a day

J U S T

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>that hairline
No.

If having pores so dilated they could trigger a mans latent trypophobia is attractive then yeah I guess

>Camus
>Philosopher

Cute = Kierkegaard
Handsome = Wittgenstein
Sexy = Camus
This is objective btw

while i'm here, is the abridged version of Either/Or worth it?

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spinal issues

you really only need to read diasplamata and then crop rotation from A then all of B

Satire is kinda cute in an ugly pug way

>First thread about Kierkegaard in months
>It turns into People Magazine's Sexiest Philosopher
The absolute state of Veeky Forums

Kek

I think after I'm done reading through Hegel's stuff, which I hate, I'm going to read Kierkegaard and Nietzsche.

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lmao, i saw that dude the other week, no i idea he lived near me.

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In a toiler monster kind of way

They sound like horny teenage girls talking about who's got the most handsome bf.

Did his right eye even work?

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It's no wonder he turned to communism honestly

At least post Frank Yang

To capture that image of Kierkegaard's face, the artist had to lie with the back of his head resting on the top of Kierkegaard's feet and look up at him, then flip the picture upside down when he was finished. The guy was a hunchback.

Laughing my ass off

Yang is also actually a philosopher and daoist sage. throating a BBC dildo in a crowded gym was his device to awaken great understanding within the wriggling sentient beings of this plane

I know you're being ironic, but he's much more of a philosopher than most of the pseuds on this board and far more aesthetic than latsbrah

I imagine he actually looked more like this

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damn this is breddy gud :DDD
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its signed
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>wearing a fucking loincloth

So the teeth - are they gold, or are they thoroughly rotten from cigarettes and amphetamine abuse?