Writer is from New York or New Jersey

>writer is from New York or New Jersey

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>Writers from Brooklyn

What are you talking about lmao, those writers are the fucking best to laugh at.

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Get a load of this anti-semite.

>writer is from America

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>writer is a Jew

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>writer is a man

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What did you just say? I’ll fuck you up buddy

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>tfw you're from New Jersey
Hey, Fuck You!

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Do you mean the whole state of NY or just the city?

The rest of the state is just commuters and meth heads.

The South has produced the greatest writers in US literature, this is just indisputable fact.

>Faulkner
>O'Connor
>McCullers
>Percy

And if you consider McCarthy a southern writer, too, that's just another strike in their favor.

Hey, man, DFW and John Ashbery are from Upstate. Not all of us are meth heads, that's just an unkind stereotype.

But there are a lot of them. Also coal rollers, single mothers, and farmers. In the college cities you get quite a few South Koreans and Chinese

>Writer is from New England

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In my opinion, American writers are best from the South and New England. I’m from the Midwest and I don’t know what our reputation is as a birthplace for writers. Probably non-existent.

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>Writer is from Connecticut

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the midwesterners are secretly the best people in the country, God made them Nordic and Germanic, through them into a wasteland and then poisoned them for decades to provide proper fertilizer for techno-capital. the consumerist, retarded, white, easily frightened midwesterner is the vehicle through which the demiurge will become material

>book is published in New York

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>book is written by an african
LMAO

>tfw they made you read chinua achebe and toni Morrison in highschool
Harold "every coon will meet their doom" Bloom would've been mortified

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>story begins with the protagonist waking up
>character's name is a month of the year
>longest paragraph is less than 10 sentences long
>protag clearly has the author's dream job
>interiors of rooms and characters' clothing elaborated for no reason
>author tells us what music is playing on the radio that's clearly some shit they like that they think will be atmospheric in the scene
>traumatic backstory that only serves as plot fodder

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>female character haunted by previous abortion/miscarriage

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Good girl, A+ for effort

>character is named after something
It's so fucking annoying. That only works in Japanese.

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>writer is a dead white man

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>story begins with the protagonist waking up
what do to describe an average day of a person

Achebe and Morrison are part of Bloom's Canon you dipshit. For good reason. The Canon is not your playground for your atrocious uninformed /pol/ shitposting.