This is the best answer to give when asked "what's your favourite book"

This is the best answer to give when asked "what's your favourite book".

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I recommend you go with your favorite book

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Lol, good one.

but I relate much more to the Trials and Tribulations of Harold "The Inkster" Incandenza.

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This.

totally wild post

are you crazy user

I usually say this or The Turn Of The Screw by henry james

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Can some user explain this meme?

forbidden knowledge of the ancients

nice trips

Why'd you read it in English?

Cuz I don't speak beaner lol

lol pleb

The prose is even more pretentious in Spanish. Holy shit.

So you just read translations of beaner? Wow, what a pleb.

Obviously, first post best post.

That said, the best answer to the question "what's your favourite book?" depends on who's asking you.

Person asking
>A girl that you want to sleep with, who has a copy of To The Lighthouse on her shelf
Correct answer
">I don't know... it changes so often. I've been re-reading Jane Austen recently... maybe Emma." (This will appeal to her feminist sensibility without being too obviously pandering, as would something like The Bell Jar.)

Person asking
>A very rich relative who is obviously fishing for what to buy you as a present
Correct answer
>"Gotta go with Ulysses. Funny coincidence you asking that - I noticed there's a signed first edition in the eBay incunabula sale this week."

Person asking
>Someone playing childish status games on Veeky Forums
Correct answer
>"Probably Ezra Pound's Cantos. People often underestimate just how much FUN they are when you really get into them."

Person asking
> /pol/tard that you want to befriend
Correct answer:
>"Well I guess most people like Mein Kampf, but I always preferred his Table Talk - you really see him in a more relaxed mood, you know?"

What next, speaking confidently and having good posture?

Please help me.

You deserve to be offed for this post.

>being too obviously pandering, as would something like The Bell Jar
most chicks these days haven't even read Plath, they've just read Rupi Kaur.

most chicks these days haven't even read anything

trips of truth

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its a cat

lol no you tell girls joan didion or haruki murakami, maybe even anais nin.

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