Lit humor

>still copped a 61%

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what's irredeemable?

>screenshotting your own (you)s
pathetic

the game is the game

fuck you mongrel

lol you mad

I'm not mad cunt fuck you

eat my shorts

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never screenshot my posts again piece of shit

this is gonna be a great thread

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You think this is funny, don't you? How clever not to reply to me directly, and post your little passive aggressive screen shot from the safety of your armchair. Well guess what, two can play at that game you fucking pissant. You aren't anything. I can just imagine you, cleft chins akimbo, chortling thickly to yourself through layers of mucous behind patchy half-beard, wiping the grease and filth from your sloped forehead as you type the hundredth captcha of the day. You fucking troglodyte. Fuck you.

i wasn't laughing but i am now, nice prose

ugh, so prosaic

kek

Was that a premeditated samefagging, or spontaneous, two-minded art?

we will never know. that's what makes it beautiful.

gave me a serious giggle mate

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not really, it's beautiful in its own right
just really well written and fucking hilarious, probably the best thing this board has produced

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you're both noumenal niggers as kant liked to say

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based

kekked harder than i should

I dont get it...

newfag friendly version

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same as ^, this is my favorite

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>I only play Pharaoh 1999

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>lit humor
Where is it?

>i want you to perform the transaction now
i understand intellectually how that conversation is funny to you normies but my autistic heart feels that it's logical and reasonable and should be perfectly acceptable

Made me laugh in the library. Damn you.

(mask of confusion)
(mask of confusion)

Kekked.

gotta know your foundational classics

warosu.org/lit/thread/S9774657#p9774669

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There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Bugs thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgustingNEETthat you actually paid for a Veeky Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Bugs guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Veeky Forums posting about a fucking cartoon bunny. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became aNEET. A pathetic BugsfagNEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “Bugs.. easy on the carrots” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

Veeky Forums.. easy on the humor

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Miserable

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS
MY SIDES

I still don't get why people freak out over this

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Fuckinig lost it

holy shit my sides

>sides ruptured
>laughter endless

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>61%
he liked it more than disliked it.

Kek

>disrespecting a great national classic that's captured the subconscious imagination of so many
for shame anons, you may as well be talking shit about Moby-Dick

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ahab.. easy on the spermaceti

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Small dump incoming

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...

Whoops fucked up

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Masterpiece

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Fuck you faggot I was gonna start reading it next week

>caring about spoilers
you'll never make it

This will never not be absolutely hilarious

this is like being angry at someone for spoiling the death of Jesus for you, didn't you watch Troy or learn about the Iliad in school?

No that's why I was gonna read it.

it doesn't matter, you don't read it for the plot

stale old reddit meme, clearly fake, the red ink isnt even real it's photoshop brush tool on 2 px diameter

Good post

Moldbugs.... Easy on the city states

top kek

Oh hey I started that thread

doesn't make it any less funny, it's well made

lost

>ignoramuses and not ignorami

61%, My English teacher failed me because I laughed at the word "beaver" in her gay ass native american story. English teachers are weird, man.

it's not funny. no one here is funny because the layers of irony broke so we are stuck with shitty honest humor. the only good shitty humor is ironic humor.

>> baby born black

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youtube.com/watch?v=c3y0CD2CoCs

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The chapter name spoils it anyway retadrd

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this never fails to crack me up

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This is why I browse Veeky Forums

no you weren't

>story was made 2800 years ago
>oh gee spoilers please!
mfw

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KEK
I also remeber that someone here on Veeky Forums called the Divina Commedia a "Bible's fanfiction" and Dante a cuck who wrote about Beatrice while she was fucked by Chads

>hamilton groupon
kek