So tell us user, why do you study history?

>so tell us user, why do you study history?
>it's not like that you will earn that much money, you know?

I am rich in knowledge

Women should be gassed desu

You suck at memeing brat, try to be original, and look for non-90´s photos.

>red eyes
Those are succubi, not women. As historians we've the knowledge of the ancients to deal with these demons appropriately.

Wait, does anyone here actually study history? I study mathematics and use Veeky Forums to get all that history out of my system and work on real, important, useful stuff.

none of you trollops could get a man with money anyway

no bullying please

>History is a hobby.
Cancer,

I'm going for a polsci degree.

I've actually had people tell me to switch to history, because the career prospects are better.

>what is prestigious tenure?

I am the greatest cowboy that ever did roam the West
I been all round the Rockies, got bullets in my breast
In eighteen hundred sixty-three I joined the immigrant band
We marched from San Antonio down by the Rio Grande

I went out on the prairie, I learned to rope and ride
I learned to pocket money, but my clothes were none too fine
I went out on the prairie, I learned to rob and steal
And when I rob them cowboys, how happy I do feel

I wear a wide-brimmed high hat, my saddle too is fine
And when I court them pretty girls, you know I call them mine
I court them all for beauty, for love it would be vain
They'll take me back to Texas for to wear the ball and chain

I'd imagine so as to never have to produce anything useful.

Also jokes on you, OP all the qtes are in SocSci and Humanities.

You'll only find (male) Pajeets and Huangs in muh hard sciences nowadays.

Economy and finance here. My field is objectively the best because it triggers STEMautists

Not if you're good at it and want to work for the Feds. But if neither of those apply, yeah, you'll either want to learn to code or switch majors. Unless you want to be perpetually poor.

because it's FUN

Bitch, i'm in IT.
Dual specialisation here. IT and economy. Hilarity ensues. "Muh STEM" faggots are fucking cancer.

Got my useless degree and now working on becoming a teacher who'll start out probably making 20k and never see more than 40k a year.

Oh well, I'm not good at anything else. I'm barely average in history.

Move to Massachusetts, you can eventually make 100k a year, and you get your full salary and bitching health benefits when you retire. And if you marry another teacher, you'll eventually be pulling down a very respectable 200k a year in income.

I just need money for food and videogames, ladies.

>marry
lets not get ahead of ourselves

a grill actually asked me this last saturday while clubbing. replied that i just fucking love history

see started last year, will continue forever

I'm doing Master's in IR. I've always loved studying foreign languages and history so that was basically the only fitting and non-retarded degree.

History and Political Science double BA, with a minor in Econ
Going into politics

>implying I could motivate myself to study something I'm not interested in
And don't give me that "just go to work" crap, a history degree costs like 5k here, and having any degrees is better than having none.

did you fuck though

And you sort of suck at it. I can tell from your other posts. It's easy to catch the STEM retards moonlighting as real scholars. Now go back to writing that math proof while grownups are talking.