Tfw you'll never be Italian

>tfw you'll never be Italian

Whatever. I'm middle eastern, and that's pretty much the same thing.

>tfw half italian
life is good

dont kid yourself ahmed

>tfw italian

>tfw I'm italian

>who the fuck is the man dressed like shit in your pic

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Who is this qt?

Italian here, I was in Milan today coped this shirt. What do you think muh duderinos

>shoulder width is embaressing
do u even lift fambro

I actually do, started recently still small..

feels pretty gud. italians are disgusting.

>no Wopette Jersey Trash gf who wears tight dresses and has big hair
basically the wives from Goodfellas

tuck your shirt in first and get higher waisted pants, your torso looks ridiculously long

Who cares about italians, i'd rather be asian over italian any day.

tfw swiss italian with fuckin greek nose of peace

Is that Jerma985??

Thank God

just say you're "Mediterranean"

no, you fucking spy playing shitlord

>Italian
>blonde hair
>blue eyes
>pale skin
>tfw no one believes you're italian

Half Italian/Half spic reporting in

Feels relatively bad

I can be Italian

I love bread spaghetti

Done

> no money for Italian clothing

This makes me more sad

why bother covering your face

ITALIAN/POLISH MASTER RACE

A slav facial structure, mixed with a lil italian to give you that dark hair and eyebrow color, with those slavic blue eyes
ugh

well.. as long as you aren't nordic

Don't care.

80-90% of my clothes are from made in Italy anyway.

>be paper white
>dark hair
>blue eyes
>as soon as summer comes, I look dark as shit

I've never been to Italy in my life and everybody asks if I'm Italian

are italians cool or something?

Would rather be mexican

>Wanting to be a manlet

Maybe one Italian out of ten has blue eyes, make that one out of fifty if we're talking South Italy

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lol. no. it's not.

hahahhhha

In a way it's true, though: they're equally loud, ugly, arrogant and obnoxious. Not to mention lazy and smelly.

thank god

hng this fucking movie

well done yo

>tfw french