Short men will never EVER look as good in suits as tall men

hello toni
salaam orungutano

What sucks is that muscular men of any height look better than thin people in everything except suits.

salaam toni

yeah no. muscular men can't pull off:
rick
skinny stuff (SLP and co)
comfycore/loosewave/japanese streetwear
avant garde fashion
basically anything outside of surface level fashion

they look great in:
workwear
dadcore
maybe techwear

>short men

Tall man = short dick
Short man = short dick
Danny devito = magnum dong

hello orungutano

Big guys in dadcore that fits right still look better than any twink in the stuff you listed.

Suits just don't work for them though.

Hello ourangutano

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fuck off toni

is 6'0" tall? sometimes I feel like I'm too short

>rick
Yeah buddy keep telling yourself that. Rick himself hits the gym regularly

Yeah unless you're Scandinavian or something

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>short
>men
Pick one

Hello orangutango

bald men will never look good ever in anything

salaam toni

Sinatra was 5"7' but was about 5"9' with his shoes + elevators I'd call him short but he could rock his suits

hello orungutano

heil ratty the bald

>bottom button in buttoned

you only wear a suit like 3 times a year, who gives a shit? unless youre autistic and wear a suit every day

hello orungutano

that suit does not fit well

>3 times a year
maybe if you have a job at target

>wat is a job?

>3 times a year
maybe if you have a job at target. I'm going to White House Correspondents' after parties this weekend

Thread of the century.

Hahahahaha

Salaam toni

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heil ratty the bald

I hope they know you frequent Veeky Forums

yeah he aint Veeky Forums jacked though just ottermode which Veeky Forums hates

tom ford suits maybe due to its cut but gymbros are broke ass niggas usually

salaam toni. pls bless manlets

hello orangutano

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hello orungutano

Is ottermode considered "muscular" or just around average? I find that the bulky muscle guys look terrible but ottermode is godlike.

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>bragging anonymously and unverifiably on a Vietnamese anime forum

Jesus

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heil ratty the bald

guess my height

Very few men get swole enough to be bulky and lean without using roids.

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heil ratty the bald

5 foot manlet is the answer

heil ratty the bald

hello orangutano

Muscular manlets can't pull off anything.

C L A S S Y

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Heil ratty the bald

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Helo orungnutano :^)
Helo raty the bald

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heil ratty the bald

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Salaam toni, I have a neeed
Hello orungutano, my body is all I have

Neil ratty the bald,

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Bless me

best post in bred

You do realize people were 5'7 or shorter when suits were popular as a casual wear?

tall enough mate, dont you worry about that

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