Should i commit suicide now?

Should i commit suicide now?

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huh?

That Oregon shooter made r9k the dedicated "my life sucks because [insert inevitable change to my body or daily routine] happened should I am hero" board

I can't even laugh at this shit, it's too fucking cruel. We're in hell and not going to make it.

Shave it all first

embrace the buzzcut

you mean embrace death

Are you Asian?

yes

dont commit suicide, kys

thats a cowlick, not thinning, you idjit.

Asian and balding go hand in hand so embrace it and go monk mode

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Put some birth control pills in your shampoo. Give it a few days to mix or whatever. Apply said shampoo on hair. Watch results. Not only it will ot stop thinning or falling but it will grow faster

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Thats cute

Im so sorry.
You can always go slav-core or bald atleast

kek

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>birth control pills in shampoo
only Propecia can work, but you will have dementia and sexual sides that can advance to permanent ones

If I go to a dermatologist, will he be able to tell me whether I am balding or will eventually go bald? Are there some tests?

and have it pollute local water sources

good advice dipshit

Be strong brother.