Be me

>be me
>be born in 92
>be an 80s fag your whole life ever since playing vice city, obsess over stuff like Miami Vice
>googling images of "neo 80s wardrobe", stumble upon this thread archived on warosu: warosu.org/fa/thread/8855014
>reading the thread, find pic related
>after reading the stuff, pay attention to the shirt
>proceed to laugh my ass off over how close it hit home, pic in next post
Also neo-80s general

>inb4 fatass
shirt is old and has stretched a lot

why not

>implying plebbit

>le ebin neo 80s movie xD

Quality contribution.

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>those three thrashers in the back

always

Regular 80s are best though.

No amount of faded mom jeans will turn a millenial skank into this.

holy shit yes

Veeky Forums is on the first row with the most insecure pose
can you spot it?

High cut bikinis are disgusting. The low cut trend is the best thing to ever happen to women's fashion.

t. somebody who actually lived in the '80s and grew up fapping to shit like this.

chronic man face

Fucking finally someone without that disgusting fetish

You should both be beaten to death.

average 80s fetishist right there
I bet you also love a manly bush and having a mouth full of pubes you gigantic faggot

I miss 80's fanservice, they had nice thighs.

Surprisingly I don't
Only thing I don't like about retro porn is the pubes
nice everything, more or less

why does it look like her face doesn't fit well on her skull

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>he's a shavefag
absolutely disgusting
the only things that should be shaved in a woman are the armpits

shaved is boring, trimmed pubes is where it's at
>shaved armpits
if you love the woman you stop paying attention to this stuff and I mean it, same goes for legs

Well she should at least trim the armpits if she's going to wear sleeveless or short sleeve stuff in public. The legs I don't have a problem with, women tend to not be very hairy unless they have a hormonal anomaly.

Love the thrashers

The 80s aesthetic is genuinely cool and it's kinda a shame that the style has now been relegated to a weird Internet subculture, of sorts.

Pubes are all fun and games until you try to eat the girl out

>he doesn't use woman pubes as floss
get a load of this guy

I like to keep the little bits of food in my teeth so I can eat them in case I'm hungry later

>that post
>that name

Imagine

>you'll never be a stereotypical douchebag jock fucking the hot cheerleader who cheats on you behind your back with that nerd you beat up every friday on your way home from school

is that Brad
are you calling Brad a douchebag
granted, his name IS Brad but still

Nah Brad is God, I just wanted to post him

>you will never be a brad
why even live