I'm a guy with wide hips and also relatively large thighs, but I'm not fat. What do?

Same :( I dunno what the deal is

>I'm a guy with wide hips and also relatively large thighs, but I'm not fat. What do?

Lose fat, build more muscle.

Eventually(or whenever you want) begin 500mg test-e/week.

you have unfortunate genetics my friend. you need to be much much larger in order to have a v-taper otherwise you'll look like that.

hopefully do the world and your parents a favor euthanize you?

Go trap.

that's mean, user
why are you so mean?

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dailymotion.com/video/x3sk98g

Just wear pants dude. I promise nobody cares as much as you think they do.

what the fuck is she doing with her mouth in the beginning?????
her facial movements are so f uckin wierd.

>What do?
date me and let me dress you up in my underwear and worship you

ever heard of aspergers?

>wow poster
Kill urself

But user, Wrath of the lich king was fucking great

I was thinking making a wide hips thread.
It gets harder to deal with in the summer because you can't layer them away

>wotlk was great

this is how my body looks, more or less.

Granted, I have a bit of fat stored in my waist and hips making it a bit bigger and I have absolutely no upper body muscles. But I fucking HATE having wide hips. Kill me.

do pushups and wear high waisted jeans

Become a trap

I'd fuck you

Maybe the dude has a hormonal imbalance or has a hormonal or chromosomal condition. Usually those come with other symptoms you need to watch out for.

You are fat.
Stop skating.

Is this the new rose clone?

1) Cancel the WoW subscription.

2) Gain weight (Lift and eat), stupid

Stop masturbating so much :^)

Works on your lats, shoulders and olbiques.

Ride my cock

Are you OP? Cause that looks perfectly fine unlike the thread pic.

>falling for the fap meme
Kek

trapmode activate

only thing you can really do to "fix" this is to grow big lats. basically grow your back so it's wider than your hips. I wish I could find a good example pic, but pic related is all I came up with.

better in august.

Who gives a shit? Own it. Work out ur legs n wear tight pants. Or don't. We r all fucking different and there is no changing that. If it it helps I didn't really notice at first but when i did, it really didn't have any negative impact on my opinion of you

Just go trap
It's clearly your destiny

lats, back, chest, shoulders

get a huge upper body- you can't build muscle around the hips, so the wider your lower back and lats are, the less obvious your hips protrude out.

Of course, if you're not willing to spend a year or two getting swole, then consider being a cute femboy instead. Your bod is pretty cute already no homo.

okay a little bit of homo

>tfw wide hips as well
>tfw naturally broad shoulders with matching big chest

Why?

bulk up and go to the gym
also

Shoo shoo acneface

work lats, shoulders, obliques and chest

Klinefelter syndrome. Get your shit checked by a professional and act accordingly.

Get massive back muscles
Them wings will eventually meet with your hips and you will just be blocky, but at least without the child bearing hips

This.

Of course he should hit the gym, everyone should, but BEFORE that he should be able to identify what's wrong with his shit to act (and react) accordingly. I bet my ass there's some Klinefelter up in this, but it might be something else. Or it might be nothing. But checking your shit out is the #1 you need to do in order to be sure and not fuck your shit even more.

cute girl go fucking kill uself

Lmao

you missed chest

also big legs are disgusting

How's pms treating you so far?

simple.
train lats, obliques and shoulder to get a manly silhouette with a wide upper body.
also read the Veeky Forums sticky.

This. Dat boipussy.

I'm fat as fuck, but also have a five inch microdick. What do?

>SS claims another victim.

lose weight and you'll get an inch back at most (presuming you are really fat as fuck). Also, girth will look more proportional if you stop being a hamplanet b.

Go to the gym, gain weight and stop being self-conscious

hhehehehe

Build huge lats, and wide shoulders.

Working on it, famalgam

I know this feel, the only cure is to get buffed top. Cause you can't really fix bone frame.

i got broads in atlanta
twistin dope lean and the fanta

start doing some cross fit training
your body will balance out and youll be the healthiest both mentally and physically youve ever been in your life.
(bonus: youll make tons of friends and probably even get a qt fit gf)

This.

I want albo to fuck me in the ass

>klinefelter
goddamn everything is either a "you have a klinefelter" or "you have marfan"
people have different body shapes and that's normal

i thought this was a blue board

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LMAO

kek

Hahahhaah

damn op u look almost exactly like me except my chest is a bit bigger

Why stop skating ? Lol

>goddamn everything is either a "you have a klinefelter" or "you have marfan"
>people have different body shapes and that's normal

this times a million

you people on here act like men never have wider hips than jeff seid

it's about as fucking absurd as assuming women's hips are as narrow as they are in a lot of porn

please stop regurgitating this shitty meme and giving 16-year-old kids a dysmorphic idea of how men's bodies look

At least you're not 5 inches shorter than your own father.

wide hips is effay

Start taking hormones, I will care for you, leaving flowers on your doorstep. kik is taav2

homeboy you're fine

pic related is me, kinda wide hips

nobody cares, girls don't care, pants dont care, you shouldn't care

Sagittarius?

how long have you been on hormone therapy?

this

You don't have wide hips, just weak upper body

Scorpio, man.

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want to dom me, daddy?

Not really. That's not how I look most of the time.

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looks normal

playing hard to get i see. alright then i'll dom you and you'll love it x

I really hope you're a cute girl. Or just a girl at least.

op u know thats a dude.

I'm terrified
Looks like a horror pic

it's your lucky day, sweetie. mine too since i can fantasize about tying your cute butt up before i fall asleep

Arent his parents apart of this world? Or are they from another world?

>frontal baldness absent
So what you're saying is that I should fap pretty much 24/7?

If that image is actually you I am so sorry

It's all about proportion,
If you have wide hips make sure to train your upper body more: to create broader shoulders. You can't change your bone frame. How old are you, because you might still grow broader shoulder bones.

I have the same body type, massive hips and ass but my shoulders barely poke out at the sides.

Pic related is the ideal proportion of waist and your shoulders

can you send that proportion diagram as a png? id like to see how i am myself