What should I wear if I want to get stinky tumblr pussy?
What should I wear if I want to get stinky tumblr pussy?
Brody Ramirez
Aiden Sanders
Anything the girl you want to bang's dad wears.
Bentley Mitchell
A dress.
Adam Parker
>implying they have met their father
Jackson Turner
Tattoos, scream in a melodic hardcore band or play talentless overly-wet sounding guitar.
Blake Johnson
a noose
Aaron Brooks
rick owens
Henry Wright
turtlenecks
clubmasters
doc martens
just try to be as pseudo intellectual-core as possible
dress how dumb people think smart people dress
Nathan Bell
not even jking
Christian Butler
...
Logan Young
A bad haircut thats not really bad because it's supposed to be bad. Maybe a chocker
Brody Clark
NO GO WALMARTIO
Zachary Parker
NO GO WALMARTIO
but yeah desu just normie stuff with a hint of indie, if you're feeling extra thirsty wear white socks with DMs they'll think you're a special snowflake
not that i know anything about getting tumblr pussy, or any pussy for that matter. just observations
Colton Ross
NO GO WALMARTIO
Colton Martinez
NO GO WALMARTIO
Justin Parker
NO GO WALMARTIO
Cameron Baker
dress like MacDeMeme
Liam Cox
NO GO WALMARTIO
Ethan Rodriguez
NO GO WALMARTIO
Eli Wright
wait white socks are in ?
Nathan Reed
and smoke like him
Austin Walker
Google "Oliver Sykes" and imitate everything you see there.
Colton Martin
I'm really not a fan of white socks (with leather shoes apart from loafers at least, and even then its difficult to pull off) but being quite active in my local music scene full of tumblrinas. white socks and docs is something they're into
Evan Rodriguez
This is true, but only on girls. Slightly ironic business socks + docs are for guys.
Liam Price
NO GO WALMARTIO
Mason Gomez
Honestly don't fuck with art hoes. Nothing but bullshit and drama
Alexander Morales
american apparel and doc martens
>from experience
Joshua Brown
but they fine and put out
Follow your heart user. If it says to fuck with tumblr art hoes you do you my dude.
Logan White
that might actually work. Everything starts with getting attention, which you'll have plenty of. If you're a cool and reasonably lookin guy you can play it from there.
Anthony Lewis
NO GO WALMARTIO. We don't have walmarts here, but I still gotta calm the gods.
Logan Jackson
But tumblr art hoes make my dick go diamonds
Kayden Ward
dress edgy, edgy haircut, edgy clothes, edgy piercings edgy tattoos etc
Daniel Fisher
NO GO WALMARTIO
Juan Russell
I'm kind of pissed off about this.
Is Father John Misty associated with gross Tumblr girls?
Asher White
NO GO WALMARTIO
Easton Ortiz
Something like this op
Jayden Roberts
NO GO WALMARTIO
top kek
Jacob Garcia
NO GO WALMARTIO
Daniel Walker
sadly yes
he has become super fucking tumblr/instagram/special snowflake
you can become bitter like me and be proud of the fact that you knew about him 'before it was cool'
Aiden Sanders
the grossest of the gross.
Kevin Hernandez
NO GO WALMARTIO
Benjamin Cooper
Disgusting
Your thread is retarded, everyone who gave a serious opinion is DUMB
NO GO WALMARTIO
Christian Scott
no go walmartio
!!@!@!
Levi Johnson
NO GO WALMARTIO
Luke Harris
This guy is trying so hard with the nihilistic I don't care attitude
Joseph Rivera
NO GO WALMARTIO
Connor Kelly
NO GO WALMARTIO
Cameron Martin
NO GO WALMARTIO
Bentley Harris
NO GO WALMARTIO
Elijah Evans
isn't his most popular song whining about student loans, being stuck in a "stranger's body", and having to take meds for depression? of course tumblr girls love him, lmao. seriously stop listening to cuck music. it will help your brain and self confidence.
Colton Mitchell
NO GO WALMARTIO
Nathaniel Cooper
NO GO WALMARTIO
Jayden Hall
NO GO WALMARTIO
Ryan Martinez
NO GO WALMARTIO
Jace Allen
NO GO WALMARTIO
Leo Davis
OITRAMLAW OG ON
Logan Powell
FJM is like the last remnant of the whole 2009 williamsburg-lumbersexual-beardcore-reddit-hipster thing, he's an oddity.
Camden Watson
>WHEN I WAS YOUNG I DREAMT OF A PASSIONATE OBLIGATION TO A ROOMMATE
Dominic Reed
this. all of the guys I know that went for that look went in one of four distinct directions
>slacker/looswave/Japanese
>le distressed jeans thrasher hoodie
>greaserpunk/slp
>minimalist muted earthtones & buzzcut meme
Carter Torres
NO GO WALMARTIO
Isaac Turner
NO GO WALMARTIO
Joseph Clark
NO GO WALMARTIO
Evan Roberts
NO GO WALMARTIO
Samuel Rodriguez
half of those don't actually sound bad at all tho
Lincoln Sullivan
This is the only good reply in the thread. The only tumblr girls that are worth getting with are the ones who are really just normies who wear indie stuff. They're first year visual arts majors and they think smoking and romanticizing nihilism is cool. Basically just dress like the male counterpart to this.
The ones who live and die by all this shit are the same ones who think shaving their legs is giving in to the patriarchy. You do not want to attract those types.
Luis Flores
NO GO WALMARTIO
Juan Price
NO GO WALMARTIO
Jason Watson
NO GO WALMARTIO
Eli Rodriguez
NO GO WALMARTIO
Jason Gonzalez
NO GO WALMARTIO
I swear if this doesn't stop my parents from buying me clothes from walmart...
Blake Reed
I don't get it. Why is it cuck music?
Dominic Wright
NO GO WALMARTIO
Brandon Lopez
no go walmarto
Michael Smith
Because he doesn't like it
Nolan Morgan
dress in slacker core,normcore,listens to mac demarco once core
Gavin Ortiz
get some taste then.
Andrew Murphy
no go walmartio
Alexander Bailey
can confirm, got a girlfriend from dressing as dorthy from wizard of oz at a halloween party
Kevin Allen
here is i, certified tumblr user, and ive come to you with some advice.
im going to preface this with the assumption that youre a straight dude, so most tumblr pussy-havers actually want other tumblr-pussy havers, and thats why theyre on tumblr, because they're queers.
if you have a particular stinky pussy owner in mind, you should probably look at their blog to get an idea of what they like, because different bloggers like different things and you cant just pigeon hole the entire tumblr population because they all go there to scream about the opinions and shit that no one else cares about, and theres a lot of variety in those opinions that no one cares about, but there are some universals.
-i see your morrissey picture. look at what he wore when he was younger and copy that shit, except make the button downs fitted with better fabrics because its not the 80's anymore and roll those sleeve up for maximum fore arm exposure, because they wanna see what they're gonna be fisted with.
-please dont ever wear running shoes that arent converse or vans
-make good friends with a denim jacket
-trim your pubes
-if you got long hair, get that shit up in a messy bun.
-if you got short hair, say hello to the undercut again, or something thats kinda got those emo bangs.
-be a kind person, listen to them, put them first, eat them out, you are their inferior
-they love it when you look at their blog, never miss a post
-if they are trans* respect their pronouns or else you probably wont be getting any
-getting a trans* tumblr person will probably be a lot easier than getting a tumblr girl if you follow that btw
good luck, i honestly have no idea why you would want to get involved with a tumblr person because its kind of a hit or a miss when it comes to them being a TERRIBLY AWFUL INDIVIDUAL
also the flower crown making guide will come in handy just make sure theres no bugs in the flowers
Christian Anderson
NO GO WALMARTIO
Blake Robinson
NO GO WALMARTIO
Dominic Thompson
NO GO WALMARTIO
Jace Kelly
NO GO WALMARTIO
Ethan Taylor
NO GO MARTIO
Juan Bell
NO GO WALMARTIO
Jackson Cox
Post pics of arts hoes
Alexander Phillips
NO GO WALMARTIO
Lincoln Wilson
NO GO WALMARTIO
Jace Hall
Seconding this
Carson Gray
NO GO WALMARTIO
Logan Johnson
NO GO WALMARTO
Jacob Thompson
NOGOWALMARTIO
Dominic Lopez
No go walmartio
Eli Morris
NO GO WALMARTIO
t gf
Aaron King
NO GO WALMARTIO
Aiden Sullivan
NO GO WALMARTIO
Jaxson Garcia
NO GO WALMARTIO
Sebastian Rogers
No go walmartio
Blake Flores
No go walmartio
Alexander Martin
So Ho malwartio