I fell for the buzz meme

Fuck you Veeky Forums. Now I look like a douchebag and it will take months to look normal again.

all the gay bling aint helping u either faggot

u got negative canthal tilt, thats worse cuz it doesnt grow back

Buzz cut doesn't look good on everyone, this is such an obvious thing to know.
Also are you actually fucking crying

Idiot.

You're retarded

>that schoz

Should've seen it coming.

what's a schoz?

not that user, but probably schnoz = nose

post pic with lighting

lmao

with a file name like that, it's probably b8

>crying about a haircut

It's bad senpai

This was the first day I buzzed it. Should I buzz it all off again?

Wear a hat?

you went too short with that shit, that's borderline bald

you especially

you should definitely mainting the full shave or wear a cap.

jk just let it grow out. idk why you went for a 0 but that shit stank

Wait like a month and it will be okay.

>mainting
maintain**

Don't buzz unless you're handsome otherwise you'll look like shit.
Hair makes ur disproportinate face look more symetrical and takes attention from ur fucked up face.

Only buzz if you have beautiful eyes, nice jaw, eyebrows and good symetry

tfw have all of that but large ears
not particularly protruding, just large around the middle part

Unless your ears are protruding then it's hardly noticeable for the rest of us

Not real. This guy has a facebook page and is called Alberto Sieef

doesn't look THAT bad.

Who /almostbuzz/ here?

Pic related, me irl

14 year old boy-core

kek, you're not wrong user, I have a babyface. I had to do a full clean shave because the barber started the sides with a straight razor.

Gonna grow out some dirty facial hair to even it up

my dude looks like Sid from Toy Story

AKTIV

I'm fucking dead

1 aktiefe pitzer might help

fake

U wot?

this is really funny, it's on purpose right?

I kinda get now why you buzzed

might as well get used to it baldy

is he wearing crazy lifts or is he legitimately 70% legs 30% torso

lol wtf is this

fucking asholes posted my name and profile

fuck you 4 chan first the buzzcut now this

The boots-le-shia help a bit but I think he's legit mostly legs. It's funny because I'm the same way and around the same height. Ima go full Shia familia

>nobody commenting on the giant dent in motherfucker's head

It's worse than it looks in that pic famigliato, take a careful look at the jeans and you'll see that he's wearing them stupidly fucking low so the crotch is dropped way beneath his actual groin.

are you legitimately crying. holy shit man itll grow back relax faggot. unless you have a wide jaw and face most people cant pull of buzz cut but even then your personality is what brings your style together. Irregardless being this much of an insecure fag even the best haircut in the world wouldnt help you out.

Implying you're really him, he can't even write proper sentences. Surprising tho to find an aktiefe Spritzer here on Veeky Forums, du Schlingel.

Me too senpai

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You fucking fell for it, you stupid nigger.

I am white and there is nothing bad about being black

Here a black friends

Is that nigga growing mutton chops

>implying your cleaners count as friends

looks good but you could have just pulled off young leonardo dicaprio because you look like him

are you blind??????

Holy fuck my sides

this looks good!

Learn to get a fade.

you're not the only one buddy, i fucked up big time..

No, your parents fucked up big time.

At least you're happy on this pic

What determines whether or not a buzzcut looks good on someone?

The same thing that makes any haircuit look good one someone

>great quality hair
>strong jawline
>proportionate features

hairline imho

Ahahahaha fuck that sucks bro, gotta embrace it you got no other choice. Also never buzz all the way around always leave some more on too then on the sides.

>tfw suit buzzcut
Balding anyway so feels alright, man

lol no

thats because everyones head is like that dumbass

Somebody please rate my buzz lightyear

Look up Froggy Fresh on YouTube. You are his skinny twin.

WTF?????????

Gamer.

i'm done

It's OP apparently

Cholo.

Your fault.

You need a perfect hairline, perfect head shape and face size to even look DECENT with a buzzcut.

>You need a perfect hairline

Everyone says if you have a receding hairline you should get a buzzcut. Now you're saying the opposite.

I don't know what to do.

Well you could pull it off I guess if you have a perfect head shape and face size.

Those two are the most important.

You're beyond saving anyway

James Franco and Ryan Gosling bot have negative cathal tilt desu

I buzzed a few years ago to save money.

I'm 6'2" and came here fron Veeky Forums. I'm getman looking with blue eyes. Also I have resting bitch face.

All my friends called me a skinhead and I had to wear hats for six months.

So i did but it kinda look good ?

Man, you look like the boston bomber but less attractive

nigga u 12

Thanks mate .

your hair so bad it's trying to escape your head through your nose

I thought it looked good i cry :'( jk idc

kek, don't stop believin'
hold on to that feeling

so much better

just get it shorter on the sides

That's because you don't have a choice if you're balding.

Woa no.
I honestly don't think this is bad. Definitely does not work with facial hair though.

Also fell for the meme, wondering whether or not I should shave off the facial fuzz

I don't know if I did right

yeah you did

Shave until it grows out more full

You wayyy fucking better.
/10

lmao you look like a big pussy boy

trying to look tough with that shitty beard and buzz ahhaha LMAO!!!

seriously kys you big eyed pussy beta looking RETARD, L M A O

how is this a BUZZCUT you middle aged loser LM AO fucking IDIOT!!!!

You kinda look like Jason statham. So don't worry about going bald

I'm 24

did I ask you for your favourite drink redd1t user lmao KEK

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