What do I wear to attract girls like pic related?

What do I wear to attract girls like pic related?

hat and glasses, a turtle neck,a trenchcoat,no underwear or pants, and a white van.
she'll love you then.

lul i thought you were gonna describe leon

shut the fuck up and post your feet or you in a hat, you whore.

youre a complete asshole, you virgin

enough talk whore, show the goods.

thats not how you act alpha freak

she's 12 in the movie user

NO GO, GREASO

santa claus costume

not trying to impress you, you greasy cow, now be useful for once in your life and show those feet, slut.

OP here.
I didn't know... How do I attract girls over the age like pic related I posted in OP?

coat, small round sunglasses and a little benie

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NO GO GREASO NO GO GREASO

Why don't you realize you're the one shitposting here?
Just shut up and stop getting mad

>lul

SHE THINKS WE'RE MAD! L O L
listen sweetie, we're everything but mad. we like teasing you because youre just a little girl, a whore mind you but, all whores start as girls. needless to say, do what you were made to do and please us with your gross body.
or you could just stop browsing here and that'd be the end of it.
it's your decision greaso

Think you can lube up my ball joints, greaso?

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2 hours into the movie and its super pedo mode now.

Holy shit this movie haha. It's so fucking borderline pedophilia its insane.

what the fuck happened here who let out the autists get back in your basements

Literally nothing wrong with it, also this us a 18+ site m8

NO GO GREASO

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i'm dating a girl like that, when we started dating i wore shitty clothes, it doesn't matter, just be funny cuck boi

lolipop

>/mlp/
>9gag
>male feminism
>how to take a screenshot
>watch anime online
close those tabs before mommy sees

Summer sure is here early.

jesus are you actually this new?

Just buy her a potted plant

Summerfags arriving

who is this tripfag and why do you virgins actually think its a girl?

>Bing

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Its some neckbeard from /r9k/ that is using the tripcode and name of the original user when it leaked, took a bunch of pics of the original user too because she was an attention whore in /r9k/.

These hair styles.

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Literally be a jock. You must be a Chad first, lift, and go to high school and have your advanced social clique of chad jocks.

This^
I agree. Girls always admire the healthy jock

Fuck off Veeky Forums we don't want Stacy, we want the artsy skinny girls

I like this,
he's perfect, moar?

His name is Lukas.
There is a thread on Veeky Forums with pictures of him.
>might be on the 2nd page.

Nope it's right above us. There you go guys.

It´s not about the healthy body tho, it´s about the face and the social status that Chad jock has. And if he can dress in a good but not edgy way, even better.

I have this hairstyle and can confirm little girls stare at me

I hate it

Post pic, I'm sure you look good

this dude had an ugly face and dresses like an autist

Yeah okay, say that to 80% of Veeky Forums you delusional, tasteless cunt.

He is effay/ go ahead and post your fit then

all girls secretly want a chad

Idk man looks like a classic case of daddy issues. Try dressing up in Ful Tricky Ricky.

pic related

god when I first saw this movie I wished I could dress like him so bad...
...still do

Sound weird, but it's true

It's one of those looks that you can either pull off well or end up looking like an autistic neckbeard, there is no middle ground.