When someone says

>salvatore ferrar gammo

>her mees

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"OH MY GOD I LOVE LANN VINN"

emmay plus

s-so h-how do you pronounce these

Hedi Slimane: eddy slimahn
Givenchy: zjee von shee (zjee sounds like gi in giselle)
Dior: dee or
Versace: ver sah chee
Saint Laurent: sahn lorron (sort of)
WTaps: double taps
Moschino: mo skeeno
Balmain: Bal (like ballet) mahn
Raf Simons: Raf Simmohns
Ann Demeulemeester: Anne De mule emeester
Balenciaga: Bal (like ballet) En see arga
Hermes: Air Mehz

> ver sah chee
Why do you American do this

Versace: vair saucy

it's vair sah chay right

>gucci man

its versach

its ahn, not anne you faggot

americans lol

??? u srs?

Givenchy : Ji (No D, just J) - Ven (like Antony) - shee
Saint Laurent : youtube.com/watch?v=b0CoLwrbiZ4 at the end. I can't explain how to say the hin and han sounds
Hermès : Air Mess

I speak french, I know how to say all three just typing them out phonetically is difficult

There's no hard S on Hermès either

I understand that.
What do you mean by hard S? The S is pronounced, it's Hermesse

>Balenciaga: Bal (like ballet) En see arga
Bal (like ballet) En C (as in the letter C) aga

The -chy in givenchy is hard. It's not shee, it's chi

No, it's shee, like shit.

bait

source?

vocaroo.com/i/s17fRxUK05Tx

Where are you from?

Eh, nailed everything except Raf Simons and Ann Demeulemeester, only native Dutch speakers can nail those names.

Source: Im a bilingual Belgian.

australia but french background
yeah anns name always fucks me up

>converse instead of ramones

"ga-vin-chee"

the s in hermès is hard. also the r should be really harsh.

decent vid where they say a few:
youtube.com/watch?v=EaE8TAZHa-8

though they don't pronounce ann demeulemeester correctly either and some are slightly off

>Implying I give a fuck how to pronounce this shit correctly

It looks good on me
I can call it old navy for all I care

>sahn lorron

Ay-dee-das

Holy shit you guys are autistic

Addy-dass

that's correct though. the name adidas comes from the founder's name Adolf Dassler. Adi short for Adolf. Das for Dassler.

How is Ralph Lauren pronounced, is it Lauren or Laren

I'm pretty sure it's pronounced "La ren" actually, not even memeing

I've heard it's pronounced both ways from a lot of different people, but I've always called it La ren

>ver sah chee

VUHSACHEE VUHSACHEE MEDUSA HEAD ON ME LIKE IM LUMINATI

guh key

Uh-dee-dus

you have just listed the way americans prononce these names, in italy people call it Ver-sah-che, theres no chee, im guessing you got that from a rap song.
also ann demeulemeester, in belgian, is pronounced Aan demolle-meester

"Belgian" is not a language, you mean Dutch. And thats not how you pronounce it in Dutch.

This is how you pronounce both names in Dutch, coming from a Belgian.
vocaroo.com/i/s17bUmZGfRS0

you have a very deep bas voice, you dont hear that alot

wait, do people actualy pronounce Simons like the name Simon
that's so stupid

alleé lambiek

wow you have a beautiful voice

It's supposed to be Hadi Slaymane

Heidi lives in LA and drags his twink ass out to lame poser shows all the time, and everyone calls him "hi-dee slimayne"

Anyone who doesn't is foreign or a pretentious cunt pretending to be. Enjoy your new name hidee you fucking runt.

Phonological drift is the price you pay for turning your birth name into a brand and entering it into the arena of mass culture. Welcome to linguistics

thanks

>not just buying all your clothes from Tar-zjay