Hey /fa, whats the most stylish philosophy

hey /fa, whats the most stylish philosophy

pantheism

read Spinoza

be nietzschean

doing LSD while you die

kill urself my man

Hegel

Catholicism

dem paintings, dem statues

rimbaldien

...

or while alive


lsd is awesome

catholicism
too bad satan has corrupted every high priest and pope.

Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.

Jean Baudrillard nihilism

in your mind

to everyone else you're a sperg

Crosses are Veeky Forums and have been for over 2000 years

sadboy and depression

you know the answer

Orthodox Christianity

nihilism or nothing

you missed the joke m8

pragmatism fuccbois.

Absurdism. Everything else is correct at once, the philosophy.

don't know if it's Veeky Forums but i really like romanticism

Romanticism a SHIT
It's a rejection of all the things which bring us comfort and safety, told safely from the ivory tower built by the things they reject. Ultimate hypocritical self-hating philosophy.

So, yeah, ultimately Veeky Forums.

Schopenhauer, pessimism

effective altruism

and let nobody tell you differently

This.

>It's a rejection of all the things which bring us comfort and safety
meaning it´s not for pussies. you dont want safety you wanna get outside that comfort zone weak nerd boy

Stoicism

Nihilism

or Objectivism

pyrrhonism

this

read Foucault. Look at him with his turtle necks

narcissism and solipsism are the Veeky Forums "philosophy"

philosophy isn't Veeky Forums because it isn't about self absorbtion and material possessions

I think you forgot an important bit in your quote there (I'm not the poster but I noticed)

>...told safely from the ivory tower built by the things they reject
meaning it definitely is for whining pussies.

That being said, I think romanticism is inherently Veeky Forums in its approach to life, or actually, the other way around. High fashion tends to be inspired by movements/cultures/professions that usually cannot afford high fashion themselves, whereas the creators (and buyers) of high fashion cannot but be on an ivory tower. Some examples of this are punk movement, the army, african cultures, street culture, rockers. The high fashion aficionado negates the ''ivory tower'' by buying fashion inspired on cultures like this, all the while while spending thousands of dollars on something as trivial in worldly affairs as fashion, effectively emphasizing that ''ivory tower''.

And no, this is not something negative, I myself am very much a part of this, but I believe it is important to inherently have some self-knowledge.

this is a 18+ years old, kid

heraclitus (criptic, symbollic, deep and mystical)
epicurean hedonism (all about enjoying life, both high art and simple pleasures)
ancient scepticism (pyrrhonism) (doubt everything, be free from bias)
sophism (hard - working intellectuals, no universal truths)
plato is for plebs
aristotle is for plebs
stoicism is cool but not very Veeky Forums unless you like living in a barrel
jewish cabal (a lot of weird symbols and math, very cryptic)
scholastics (how many angels can you fit on the sharp end of a pin?)

it's hard to choose effay later philosophers since they all had good aesthetics, but Camus deserves a mention

m a r x i s m - l e n i n i s m

>collectivism
>in any form
ISHYGDDT

>hue hue hue guys look i'm christian and on Veeky Forums meme aren't I quirky

faggots like you are worse than atheists

Nihilism

>stoicism is cool but not very Veeky Forums unless you like living in a barrel
Diogenes was living in a barrel, he wasn't a stoic at all, he was a cynic
Other than that, I agree

anarcho-capitalist, objectivism, or just appreciating capitalism and not getting it confused for crony corporatism. essentially, be ayn rand

>being this angry on Veeky Forums

you are pretty much all right with the fact that some stranger's needs outweigh yours and you should not feel self-satisfaction because the good of the public did not benefit. you people are literally cancer killing america

A mix of Absurdism, Minimalism, and Epicurean Hedonism is the most fashionable.

Absurdism for the 'accept everyone else and stop giving a shit, life is too short to think about how others live. Live how you want to live' part.

Minimalism for
>muh aesthetics
and
>focusing on the shit you actually want to buy instead of mindlessly consuming to compete with the neighbors

Epicurean Hedonism for actually being a happy person. It's the most attractive quality in actual face to face conversation. Leading a good, quiet, and happy life is the way to go for true fashion. Although, not Veeky Forums.

Veeky Forums is angsty Nihilism with a mix of white supremacism

Trumpism

...

that or following Diogenes
>lived in a barrel
>told Alexander the Great to get the fuck out of his sunlight when Alexander went to meet him
>Interrupted other philosophers by eating during their lectures
>made fun of Plato's statement of anything on two legs is a man by chasing a chiken, picking it up and screaming "behold a man"

You forget

>died in his barrel while Alexander went on to conquer the entire known world

>angsty Nihilism with a mix of white supremacism
so basically Nietzsche

I hope you're not serious, mate

The only correct answer.

Underrated

Philosophy is for b o r i n g and old people, literary theory is the most fa thing to study.

Ow the edge

Voluntary egoism

Alexander died too, and his empire crumbled.

Autism n hard work

Vacuous but superficially attractive. It fits.