5'4 manlet here. How do I become effay?

Also, I'm asian, 106 lbs. and balding (NW5)

Should I just give up on becoming effay?

Nah never give up also do you think you can pull off the buzzcut

isnt that 5'11?

Sucks for him. How tall do you think that guy is? 5'5? He's pretty handsome nonetheless, I'd fuck him.

dont wear those shirts

shhh user

5'6 here
>Receding hairline
>shit hair texture
>Chicken skin on upper arms and legs
>Size 7 feet
>Shit posture
>Freckles

Should I just kill myself?

Yes. There's no point of living if you're a man under 5'11. I'm serious.

and there's no amount of proper clothing will compensate for your short stature

get your shit tailored to give your look the proper proportions, also get otter mode.

>freckles

at least you have that going for you
find worth in what you have you little crybaby

hey man atleast your not fat

165cm here, at least decent jaw, hair, and ottermode
another con is i look mentally ill in pictures

i love cunts worrying about shit they can't change. If you can't start liking who you are then just kill yourself mate. Why bother fantasising about being 1 inch taller? When does the pile become a mound anyway?

KYS if you don't like how tall you are

fyi i'm 5'9" and its so negligible if i was 5'4" or 6' I wouldn't give the tiniest bit of shit

If that guy was half a foot taller, he'd be out of her league

I have a lot of flaws, but at least once a week I find myself feeling thankful for genetics blessing me with at least 6 feet of height

Now I just have to wait for dick enlargement surgery to take off and I'll be slaying

>implying freckles are good
>implying I have anything good about me

height insoles + high heels

don't even bother otherwise

>if i was 5'4

sure m9

you can't be a manlet as an asian unless you're under 4 feet, also asians have the most effay frame
good luck user

Man, I really hope that guy is like 5'4.

Anyway, get your shit tailored to perfection. If you have the money, buy things bespoke. If you're short, it's that much more important that everything fits extremely well so as to not give you fucked up proportions.

freckles are dope af
especially a lot

Good friend is probably 5'4, he met a same height gf, they're super happy.

I image they live in dolls house somewhere doing tiny stuff together

Accept yourself. You CANNOT change your height, work on what you can change if you don't like how you look. I know le manlet reddit meme xd is so popular here but your height says nothing about you as a person, your idiocy does though.

If you're under 6'4 you're a manlet.
Heck, people under 6" don't even exist.

If you're a manlet you might as well just give up on life. More so, if you're a fat/chubby manlet, I don't even know why you're still alive Tbh.

People under 6'0 are confirmed to have dicks smaller than 4 inch.

>tfw a clean 6'2 with a small dick

i wanna die

she's married? nice hands btw

Thanks to sports I know that's not always true

don't be fat, have nice fits. most tall girls have self esteem issues.

5' 6" shortarse here.
My personal advice is well fitting clothes are everything, get a tailor and try clothes on before you buy if you can. Also be very wary of anything baggy/oversized.

I'm 5'4.5 I just tell everyone I'm 5'5 and nobody ever made fun of my height yet,

>stop shitposting.
>build some self-confidence.
>????
>profit.

/thread. Pretty nice advice doe.

>girl

>implying asians dont look good in loosewave

kek

5'7 here. I usually buy my shirts at ted baker and they fit me really well.

181 cm, 21, 60kg

am I doomed? :(

6'2 here, skinny and lanky af though
>feelsbadman

5'3 manlet here.

I have been dating girls my height or shorter my whole life. That's the only way you're gonna make it.

That's a good height, idiot.

6'2 here, sorry manlets you'll never be preferred

gain some weight my friend

impossibru

ecto?

unfortunately

sorry but your height doesn't matter when you're ugly

ectofa

6'4, even I feel short sometimes. "Tall" isn't really until like 6'7.

Tfw 6ft manlet

Im genuinely insecure and Wear 1" insoles just to not feel small in crowds

Pretty much this

>being in denial this badly

5'7 here

6 and 1/2 inch dick

get rekt faggot

Are you fucking retarded? Nobody can't gain weight. Just start counting your colories and lift weights faggot. It's not hard.

I gaurantee many girls would fuck that handsome manlet

furget his height, this manlets got facial aesthetics most boys pray for

I want to rub my cunt all over that qt sad little manlet's face tb.h.

Here is how to be effay as a short man.
1.Stop saying effay
2. FUCK what people think

5'11 here.
You're right, fuck my asian genes.

So long as you balance out your height and width you'll be fine. Even guys 6ft+ can look like midgets if their silhouette gets too wide.

everyone realizes the comments on the side there are fake and written by a self-hating manlet right

So he should be 6 feet wide is what your saying. Because in theory that's how balance works.

Not always, when people say to have a balanced diet they don't mean have 1/18th of everything. The same applies here. The shorter you are the narrower you have to be.

Dude you are comparing like 2 different things

that's how comparison works

Stop listening to Veeky Forums, basically.

Veeky Forums and similar sites jump on immutable characteristics (height, skin color/ethnicity, dick size, etc.) in order to make you feel bad. Unlike easily modified characteristics (e.g. weight), it's an easy way to piss off people and make them insecure without recourse.

It's certainly true that some girls give a fuck about height, but that's similar to the demographic of guys who obsess over tit size or other largely irrelevant things.

mmmmm nah not at all man, a 6 ft tall fat guy looks like a huge person on account of being both tall and fat. A 5'4" stick looks like a pixie or an 11 year old on account of being tiny all around.

Height is DEFINITELY one of the things girls actually give a shit about, from dumb chicks to smart they generally all find taller guys more attractive. Have a conversation with them, it's undeniable. Hate to break it to you but they generally like big dicks as well, unless you're really good with your small dick - it's just more likely you'll be good with a big one. Veeky Forums isn't ganging up to make you insecure lol, these are just some facts that are unfortunately true.

Helium.

are you for real?

I don't mean fat, I mean silhouette wise. The worst I've seen is the big body bodybuilders. Even the tall ones tend to look almost like muscly toddlers if they get too big. Since we're on fa that won't be a problem, but clothing fit is just as important. Balance is key. Unless you want to look tiny some bulk is good, but overcompensating with muscles or trying to wear unflattering clothing just makes you look like a literal midget. I don't how tall this guy is but he looks ridiculous and like he has t-rex arms.

Humiliated/hurt guys is my fetish desu. He's also got "Chad" tier looks.

Samefagging but this is the 5th time today I've forgotten the word filter. I really need to stop.

Absolutely true. I should probably recast my point a bit: if they do, who cares?

Case in point: I know a lot of girls who want a 6'5" model with a Ph.D, a million dollars, and who is devotedly Jewish but who looks anything but Jewish. Problem is, those same girls are dumpy 5'2" Jewish princesses who are aging like milk and who are about as pleasant and intelligent as a cave troll. That fact doesn't prevent them from sitting on Facebook sharing idiotic articles (written by other cave trolls) about what men they deserve.

It just seems like an exercise in futility to be all fucked up about stuff you can't change. If you have a small dick, that sucks, but that doesn't mean you have to jump off a cliff, proverbial or not.

lmao where do you live where this du aint average as best?

lmaoo

I'll agree that height and dick size is something that girls care about, but more so at extremes (like 5'4", or 3" dick tier).

I'd like to imagine most girls won't be trading up from a 5'11, 6" dick guy to one that's 6'2 with 7" dick

Women care as much about height as men do about tits. Less so but it's the most accurate comparison.

Dick size is a meme on the other hand. Girls don't care about length unless it's too big and causes pain or it makes penetration impossible. 5 inches is average for everyone. Girth is a tricky subject, women feel girth way more than length so it's most important. But preferences vary a lot. Some (like me) need to be extremely aroused, really wet, and masturbate for literally at least an hour just to take something around 3 inches wide without extremely bad pain while others say they can't feel much with 1-2 inches wide. Women that actually like coke can dicks almost don't even exist and they have to train literally several times a week for months just to fit it in period much less to get it in without pain.

Yeah, totally agree. No point getting hung up on it, but also no point in denying it either. Both will slow you down and shit up your quality of life a wee bit.

They wouldn't trade up (probably) if they're already committed but yeah you'd way prefer the second guy. Fuck I mean I'm barely into guys and the second guy sounds way more attractive hahaha, so I wouldn't say it's reserved for extremes. I'd say the difference between 5'10 or 5'11" and 6'2" and the difference between 5" and 7" is pretty "important" when deciding which you prefer.

Girls care about height noticeably more than guys care about tits (a lot of girls won't date short guys, most guys will take a girl with small tits)

Dick size, on the other hand is not a meme at all, it just varies from girl to girl. For every girl, like you, that dislikes big dicks (because of a physiological issue, I might add) there's one that salivates at it.

I used to sleep with a chick on occasion who had this fucktoy who was average looking, meh physique, dumb as a sack of hammers and just the most tragically dull personally you'd ever encounter. Basically just an unfortunate white trash dude who got very few things in the genetic lottery. One time I straight up asked her why she bothered dealing with him (he used to harass her all the time for a relationship) and she said the one reason was he had a big dick. If that's not irrefutable proof that some chicks love hung guys (this guy had literally no other positive attributes) then idk what is

I'm literally flat-chested believe me they care and they never shut up about it. Comparing d-cup vs dd-cup is like comparing 5'11 to 6'0 only people with fetishes or who want "status" will care. But being 5'4 is like being an a-cup, generally unless someone has a fetish they're guaranteed to be settling and wishing you were better. The difference is girls don't think about height constantly and when they look at hot guys in pics things like face and body are the only things that matter. Sure guys will take a flatchested girl, but they'll spend literally everyday talking about how much they love big tits and throwing huge fits if you ask them to please not tell you about it literally every single day and to not constantly send you pics of busty girls. I've never even really heard girls talk about height unless they were tall and salty about guys shorter than them calling them a tranny and etc. I can't say anything too objectively because I'm one inch away from legal midget territory, but other than a mild preferrence for 5'8 or below I honestly don't care at all. Tall men can be really scary at times and seem like they'd be a pain during sex and for things like kissing, but I wouldn't let that stop me.

>For every girl, like you, that dislikes big dicks (because of a physiological issue, I might add) there's one that salivates at it.

They really don't, it's basic biology. At most they like the looks and idea of it, but it will be painful no matter how much they like it unless they somehow have an above average vag. If the average man couldn't satisfy the average woman it wouldn't be average in the first place. This is ofc assuming you're like the usual robots who mean a foot long coke can dick when they say big. If you mean "just" 7inches long and slightly thicker than average sure, but those women are the female versions of guys who'll hang out with women they hate because they have big boobs.

ayy we match

Wow you must date pieces of shit.

I've only ever actually dated one guy. I'm still with him right now, it's a ldr and we had the exact same problems constantly for months. I think it might finally tone down a bit now. The others couldn't even ask me out without telling me how much of a sacrifice dating me would be and how hot big boobs are.

Never even consider "nerds", anyone into anime, watches a lot of porn, plays video games, or reads comics if you're flat chested. A lot were obvious robots too who complained about how high women's standards were. I mean tbf having at least tiny breasts is a perfectly reasonable requirement for someone to have for a woman, but why ask me out then? But honestly you don't have a choice if you're flat chested, especially not if you want someone interested in the same things you are.

Yeah you definitely dated some assholes lol I prefer bigger tits, but I've been with every cup size below E and in the long run it hasn't mattered at all. If your girl doesn't have a great rack, you focus on whatever else it was that made you attracted to her and you forget she doesn't have big tits, guys are pretty simple like that. Idk where you managed to find your guys but they are certainly not the average.

Obviously you wouldn't be into taller guys if you're that short, that's just impractical. Doesn't really count for you. As for the dick thing, I have known 3 chicks I've personally been with who prefer larger junk and only 1 who actually couldn't take bigger dicks. I definitely don't mean foot long coke can dick, that's ridiculous, you'd have to be a freak to be into that aside from an aesthetic point of view. I mean like 7.5" to 8.5" and then a bit girthy, which is still pretty big.

>Long distance relationship
There's your problem, I guess if you're living off of nudes and cyber sex (if you even do that much) it can't be easy if you're flat. Why people continue to engage in ldrs is beyond me. I still can't believe you'd get people saying openly that it's a real sacrifice to have to go down to a flat chest, like that's still some next level douche

>Women care as much about height as men do about tits.
ehhh not really. lots of women completely cut out shorter than average men from the dating pool. meanwhile most men prefer big boobs, but will gladly settle

That's a bit more reasonable. Every other time I've seen the usual "kys if you're a manlet/have a "small" dick" it's the robots who legitimately believe women have blackholes hidden in their vags and can only be satisfied by that.

I still stand by about what I said about breasts though. I can't even fill out a children's training bra. Literally every single guy I've had an extended conversation with tells me about how hot big boobs are and sends me pics of busty women where boobs are the focus than backtrack and say they just liked the music video or the game scene or whatever. Imagine if you had a 1 inch long dick and your gf sent you picks of huge dicks literally almost everyday and every single game and movie they wanted to play and watch with you had them and they commented on them literally every single time.

"Nerds" aren't known for their social skills. It's just considered a concrete fact to them that I'll always never be enough for anyone so to them it's just honesty and something I need to get over.

I'm just bitching now, but I can honestly say I have never seen a guy actually not care about a flat chest. My bf even says he likes flat chests, but he's never once brought it up on his own or linked even a small girl without me bringing it up first. That's been my experience with every guy who claims to not care or love all kinds as well.

So yeah disagree if you want, but I've never once seen anything different.

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Yeah man gotta say sounds like you've encountered a bunch of shitcunts hahaha, either you're being paranoid or they really are douchebags for bringing that up. I "care" about flat chests, like I'll perv on a girl with big tits as she walks past and I prefer large C and larger in my porn, but once it gets to actually being with the person it goes entirely out the window. Easily the worst sexperience I've had was with a chick with double ds, I really was not that attracted to her. Would never get with her again. Best sex I've ever had was with a b cup, and there was a flatchested girl who I at first thought was meh cos of her boobs but got really into her after a while. You're definitely being paranoid I'd say, which is pretty fair desu, I would be too if the roles were reversed

I know it might sound hard to believe, but when I say commenting on it I mean saying how "lewd" and hot they are instantly. Usually even before I notice it myself. By scenes obviously focused on boobs I mean like GOT boob scenes kind of thing where it can't be mistaken for anything else and pictures that are literally just disembodied boobs.

Even you're saying you'll still be wanting more and eventually just stopped disliking as much. I'm not saying guys who don't like it and just tolerate it are shallow or assholes at all. But you can't lump in flat chests with b-cups. I know tons of guys that love those and genuinely prefer them over dds. And I'd rather not be reminded how I'll never be more than something they'll eventually learn to tolerate while fantasizing over big breasts exclusively every single day.

agree

This boards obsession with height is so fucking sad

No wonder why y'hall cunts are insecure as fuck. Own your manletness!

>Now I just have to wait for dick enlargement surgery to take off and I'll be slaying

yeah I hate when I get a girl to the point where she wants to fuck, and then she turns me down based on my average cock. they always storm out mentioning how they are going to go watch "blacked videos" instead (wtf is blacked???). then the couple of times I've tried to text girls after these incidents they mention how "white bois cant even compete" or something.

if only I had a bigger dick I would be getting so much more pussy.