Walk into street

>Walk into street.
>See this.
Your first thought?

No thought. Ima punch this faggot.

what about his friend?

...

I'd think he's cool if not gay.

What is this... A new Metal band in town? But something strange about his face

His friend gets a karate chop to the shrunken ballsac

>a wild samurai appears

You are in a troublesome neighborhood my friend. I suggest you keep to travel...

Settle my brother, the gentleman is on his way. He means to bother nobody... Yes?

"Hehe.. nothing personnel, kid"
*Folds that queer backwards in half, breaking his spine*
"Hehe...so you like sucking p*n*s, eh?"
*Bend him in half forwards to where he sucks his own dong*

>From behind a corner a man jumps like shadow. He sneaks up behind and wraps his hands around your neck.

You are a big guy.
So you think...
... you're tough?

"Big guy?....hehe...for you"
*Unzips katana*

the weather is hot, but not as hot as you and I babe

I LIVE, I DIE, I LIVE AGAIN, I GO TO VALHALLA

only works if you're 25% german like Bruce. regular chinks can't aspire.

>Bruce's father, Lee Hoi-chuen, (李海泉) was Han Chinese, and his mother, Grace Ho (何愛瑜), was of half-Chinese and half-Caucasian descent.[14] Grace Ho was the adopted daughter of Ho Kom-tong (Ho Gumtong, 何甘棠) and the niece of Sir Robert Ho-tung, both notable Hong Kong businessmen and philanthropists,[15] and was a reportedly a half-German Catholic.[16]

It's hard make friends as the new guy in class. Thanks to confidence increase from ichiban I will fit with the group in no time and maybe even become popular in my new college.

How is his style, Veeky Forums ?

/jojo/

lmfao thanks based user

How will his business meeting go? Will it be great success. His looks help to maximize his masculine character and increase success with his business partners and ladies.

Ready to go or back to dressing room?

Ready to go hunting... ok, or feeding the ducks at the park.

...

Don't look... okay look. But not so directly...

>lipstick for men

So Japan is trying to bring back the androgynous goth/new-romantic look?

C'mon Japan the 80s was 30 years ago

newfag detected

*stares silently*

*whisper* It's only real if you believe

Why did I sign up for this...

the lipstick colors kinda suck regardless of who's wearing

...

Oh shit... waddup?

I TAKE IT ALL BACK I LOVE MY DAD

>WITNESS ME