The beard makes women wet as fuck. If you can't grow a beard then you're either a child, or a woman

the beard makes women wet as fuck. If you can't grow a beard then you're either a child, or a woman.

but im gay

This reminds me of these fake glue on beards

that faggot is trying WAY too fucking hard.

Bait.

Though I will say full somewhat thick stubble is what actually turns girls on.

Good way to hide a receding chin, you're right

>big burley beard
>lined up around the edges

that guys beard is bad tho. Too straight and clean-cut looking to be that big. If you want a big beard it has to be nice and burly/curly/rough-looking (pic related), otherwise it looks like a glue-on beard as someone else said

exactly my point

What hair product is that guy using is that pic, it gives that slight gloss look without being wet, which is what I want.

Any idea guys?

White girls who watch 'Magic Mike XXL' when they're sad, fell for the thick band Calvin's meme, and insist N'Sync is better than Backstreet Boys like this kind of trash.

Wow. This is the most calm and respectful beard thread I've seen here in a handful of years. Kind of made me happy usually the teens boil over with rage and say how awful beards are.

Lumberjack beards are just trendy now.

If you have one, in ten years you'll look at your selfies and cringe. Just like people who had porn mustaches in the 70s.

you will never be a viking and only come out as a homeless terrorist ghetto shit when you dont shave your face.
You look stupid

Woman here. That beard is gross. Some facial hair can look nice, but clean shaven is better than this hipster fuckboy hair+mountain man beard craze.

This only applies to whites and some nips.

If you are latino, black, indian, or just darker skinned in general, you'll either look homeless or like a terrorist.

Most girls I know agree with this. A couple are turned on by beards, but they like a caveman aesthetic overall.

pomade

This man looks like a faggot you would find in Portland.

Kek, It's funny and sad that there are redditors that ironically believe that beards are manly or look good in most cases.

Race has nothing to do with it Mr. /pol/ secondary. It's literally all about grooming. I'm not even going to waste my time posting examples of how stupid it is to say that.

thanks, but whats the best brand for pomade?

Lol, I'm dark-skinned and I've tried. Every one of my friends said my beard made me look like a terrorist, groomed and all.

Bout 2 years ago. Can confirm it got girls talking and approaching me. Hair helped too.

imo that's what cool in op, its p unique to see such a big beard that's maintained in such a clean way

Yeah but he just looks homeless

I'm 17 and fully capable of growing a beard but i shave pretty much every week bc i don't want to deal with that begging pedo stash that looks gross af

same fag
is it worth it?

You are ugly and not well groomed then, or your friends are memeing whities. Prolly both desu.

>Be me
>have glorious slavic beard
>at work
>hottie gets promotion
>we all congratulate her
>go in for a hug and peck on the cheek
>she visibly moves her head away
>"sorry user... your beard"
>with a face like she just stepped in shit
>"He,he, yeah"
>Everyone is dying on my behalf
>I die on my behalf
>I wish I was dead

Anyway, I trimmed it that week and I plan on going with a 5 o'clock shadow look.

Prasing ur facial hair makes woman dry af, also OP u sound like that 25year old who finally grew some pubes on his face and thinks he's hot shit now

Wow I normally don't think beards look very good but this is honestly dope

You can tell from his face he has shitty face/jaw genetics. Propably why he has that beard.

Reminder:

Most women and men assume if you have a beard, you have a weak jawline and look ugly beardless.

beards are the make up of men.

chinlets when will they learn

wet because they are crying of how ugly he is lol

Lads, my beard grows like this. It doesn't connect in the front, but if I clean shave I look like a 12 year old. What do

I really want to kill the person in your picture
he looks like such a fucking poser cuckold faggot it makes me sick

or you're just a retarded fag

lmao keep telling yourself that nigga

...

American Crew is fantastic but Fructis Style finishing paste is cheaper and pretty good too

sounds like a pretty dank life to me

not even a lumbersexual, but this is literally jealous haters: the thread

> he doesn't have a 70s porn moustache

the point of that image is to point out how everything in their life is so contrived around this stupid image they have in their sub-culture
their whole life is ticking boxes about who is the most hip
>do i got a beard? yep
>what about beer? craft :¬)
>gf? stuck in the 40s where its cool

they do all this shit to try and make them deep and interesting individuals and end up being robotic husks

All the guys I see around here with beards are either:

A: Hipsters

B: Employing a strategic chin-cloaking device


Frankly, I'm going to kek pretty hard as beards become less and less trendy, and more and more women see the weak or double chins EVERYWHERE

Maybe in Kansas or whatever flyover state you're from. Anywhere that matters, beards are pretty much always long, well groomed, and paired with ridiculous fades.

Crap jaw lines just just reinforce their preference for beards. And honestly, as cringey as the whole beard thing has become, most people have shit chins—ninety-nine percent of Veeky Forums, for instance.

Digging that beard guys.
How do I do

Don't shave.

>Veeky Forums

I've had a beard for 4 years now and I ain't gonna shave anytime soon, chicks dig it.

Depending on the style however, the upkeep can be annoying, even long beards require some daily care, a decent trimmer, styling products, etc., otherwise you end up looking like a bum.

how is growing natural hair on your face a trend.

beards have only existed for the past 2-3 years, didn't you know?

If wolverine and karl marx had a child.

What does this have to do with fashion

>beards are integral parts of a man's look

>what does this have to do with fashion

>camwhores and kaceymod threads are ok though xD

aside from appealing to womens sensabilities is there any real practical advantage to allowing a large volume of hair to grow out of your face?

kek

Apealing to women's taste is 100% of the reason we do anything.

And balding

I have a jaw and chin though. No need to compensate.

what are you, a straight ?

>it serves as an easy, convenient way of storing bacteria (which is important for gut health and immunity, especially in our overly sterile environments).
>it's an advantage in intra-species aggression, both the intimidation aspect (size illusion) and actually fighting (based on what I've read about lion's manes).
>quality of hair growth displays health and quality of facial hair growth closely reflects androgenic hormone levels.

he has ugly hot dog lips tho lol really makes em stand out too ://

Beards DO NOT look good on everyone, even if they're well groomed.

Beard "culture" is proof that metrosexuality never died, it just went into hiding until it could find a more "masculine" way to present itself. Metrosexuality was infinitely better though because metrosexuals used to dress sharp, live in nice areas and actually knew how to pick out gifts for people.

>well groomed.
The beard in OP's pic is not well groomed, it's overly groomed.

>the beard makes women wet as fuck.

Female here. No. Beards are unattractive, and are generally grown by people who want to hide weak facial structure.

Clean cut is much more attractive.

>2016
>still falling for the overgrowing+overtrimming meme
The guy in OP's pic looks more fuccboi than any spic wearing full supreme and jordans could ever dream of being.

Salt and pepper tight trimmed beard is and always will be the highest tier facial hair a man can get, second best is the same facial hair but completely black, followed by completely grey, followed by dark brown, then light brown. If you were unfortunate enough to have blonde or red facial hair, just shave, your facial hair is filthy looking.

Though I disagree on clean cut being the best, got to agree on the facial structure part in a lot of cases.

If your beard looks like an attempt to hide a weak chin it's just embarrassing. That's why the beard in OP doesn't work.

>(size illusion)
idk about this, I've seen lots of skinny guys with oversized beards and they don't look any bigger, they just look goofy.

>based on what I've read about lion's manes
idk if this was a joke or not, but it made me laugh

>Salt and pepper
Go home Grandpa.
>If you were unfortunate enough to have blonde or red facial hair, just shave, your facial hair is filthy looking.
Agree with this though.

I'd just let the hair grow all the way around your mouth instead of shaving it like that, looks pretty odd. Also your beard makes your face look a little round, you look like you have a pretty nice facial structure. Unless your jaw is actually that round, I'd recommend shaving the beard just a little shorter. Your hair looks pretty healthy though. Definitely a better beard than the mess OP posted.

Grow out the mustache to where it covers up the bald spots. I promise it works. I have the same problem.

Will metrosexuality ever make a return?

Same as what this guy said, don't shave around your mouth like that, it looks terrible. Sculpted facial hair is always a no-go. As Ron Swanson said, "Facial hair should be thick and square. If you have to shape it, that probably means you can't grow it."
That being said, it'd look good if you let it be more natural, with only slight trimming on the upper cheeks.

Beard in this pic could look great if he didn't do the weird luxury-straight-razor-faded-cheek trim job, and if he let the mustache grow out more. The mustache is really the weakest point. It makes him look much less masculine, as well as drawing more attention to his weak eyebrows.

This is goals, although he could benefit immensely from liberal use of beard oil to keep it moisturized and keep consistent texture. But this guy also deserves some slack because he obviously spends a lot of time outside and has a fine beard naturally.

You've reached your perfect length in this pic. Looks good, my dude.

You can have a welll-maintained beard that doesn't look feminine. Go out more.

Forgot pic, this is me from a while back

Fuck off, islam.

/thread

No.

Why do girls like beards anyway? Doesn't it feel uncomfortable when you kiss or eat them out?

Idc if hipsters are the new trend, I think they look gasf.
I used to have some nice sideburns wolverine style for a few, then I got professional and am now clean cut.
Just cause you can doesn't mean you should

Well stubble feels uncomfortable to them too so maybe a beard feels less rough

>bid burly beard
>faggy Depeche Mode haircut

read any good quran chapters recently, brother?

> B: Employing a strategic chin-cloaking device
h-he he

Your beard looks like neckbeard tier garbage compared to though

Clean up your moustache too. Clefts look dumb if you don't work around it (grow longer, pull to the sides)

yall niggas is crazy
i have a good looking full-ish 2 month beard but its driving me FUCKING crazy
literally everytime im home sitting on the pc or tv i just keep combing it with a tight ass comb or scratching it with my fingers
i wont even mention the biggest problem when my lips come in contact with a single hair making me start combing again.
jesus its fucking annoying
id rather lose 5 years of my face and not being hip than have this burden
plus having a 38oC weather doesnt help the beards case at all

>tfw you can grow a thick beard but it looks identical to pubic hair

It's so god damn curly and wiry. I don't like how it looks on my face. But this shit'll come in looking like a full god damn beard after a week.

Anyone want to help me find a specific beard I was looking at for inspo?

I believe it was an older actor when he was young (think like Clint Eastwood's age now, but I'm talking about an old photo) and he had a very short length beard but it went all the way up his cheeks. It looked really fucking good imo.

I feel like I look good with a stubble going on but I have no intentions on growing a full beard. Can we get more examples like this?

Here's some inspo I took from a mustache thread.

This fucking combo looks so retarded

Stupid hitler haircut that makes your head look like a penis
and an ugly wizard beard covering your weak receding jaw
these faggots look like tryhards and i dry up everytime i see them

>posts a pic of a prime faggot

Good post

He looks good. in shape, simple, traditionally masculine

you look like insecure manchildren

agree with this

also with this

>traditionally masculine
Standing with your hands on your hips wearing purple with your belly exposed and your tighty whiteys bunched up for everyone to see is not masculine in any sense. His body doesn't even look very masculine either, he looks very toned like a girl who goes to the gym and understands that girls don't go to the gym to get muscles, they go to stay thin and tight (seems like this concept is getting lost with a lost of women today). This dude is 98% twink his haircut and masculine looking side profile is the only thing even remotely masculine about him. I'm sure I just fell for le ebic troll XD, but you know, in case you were serious.

Well im a lesbian so maybe thats why

but i always thought of this as the acceptable peak of masculinity before it becomes laughable

This post is why people support trump.

Yeah mainly the one where it says to rip infidels' spines out if they shame you

I'm only 20, so my beard is very much still developing. I'm not worried about it because I wasn't able to grow anything til about 18 and nothing worth growing until 19. It gets thicker and nicer the older I get. Also, that's an old pic, and I keep my mustache more maintained than that. I'm also about to have to trim my beard and possibly mustache for a job, so I'll probably shape it into more of a chevron style then.

sorry you fell for the fit maymays

Even though I agree with you, you spell fuccboi with a 'k' AND a 'y', therefore your opinion is irrelevant.