What is the most effay drink order?

A bottle of Petrus, preferably 1982 vintage.

single malt scotch that is above the local age of consent

i drink milk in the bar often
how would you look autistic if you do that?

Kickstarter funded, I presume?

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Yes, It was kind of awkward since I had to close my eyes and suck it out of a hose but they did have it.

Either you look like an edgy tryhard or you look like you're a pretentious fuck.

Those guys are drinking LSD-laced milk, you know?

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shirley temple

Gin and tonic. Boring is the new effay

Whatever the fuck you want because confidence and genuine enjoyment of what you're drinking is the most effay of all

Vodka martini. Shaken, not stirred.

I bet you kiss girls, faggot.

whisky
thats all i drink and im actually drinking one so yes. go for it, everytime

H-how did you kn-know, user?

What type of whisky do you drink?

I'm 23 now. Went through the whole cocktail/wine phase.

Now I just order a shot + beer. Unless it's a nice dinner, then wine.

desu just order what you know you'll like on busy nights. When it's just a get together on a weekday experiment a little.

>someone who never actually goes out to drink

Rum and black is the best drink name

Cinnamon Whiskey on the rocks

>Drinking as a fashion statement.

Effay drinking is likely whatever 'mixed drink' Effay had at some party where they weren't drinking enough to forget.
>Here bro let me make you something I learned in ____!

Coming from the whiskey and Dr. Pepper state.
This
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Keep warming that drink man

Vodka, straight.

>cheap
>hits like a freight train
>wears off clean
>everyone's genuinely amazed when you tell them what you're drinking, and isn't that the whole point of this?

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Have you actually said that at a bar? Lol

My nigger

>gin and tonic
>whiskey sour
>whiskey ginger
>whiskey neat

The only way to go.

>Barbiturates for 50$ worth. Leave the pill bottle.
Ethanol is a shit drug.

I think you mean
>gin and tonic
>gin and juice
>gin and campari
>campari and soda

whiskey sucks :^)

baileys irish cream, just down the whole bottle and you'll be alright

chuckled

fucking ew fatty

actually this

negroni

>moloko plus
>LSD
I think you need to read the book again, friend.

Who else /rubbingalcohol/ here?

Citywide, sometimes mexican citywide.

No one here because we're over 18, have you tried /pol/?

Sake is most effay

getting vodka neat is deffo the most effay drink

Screw effay, but mint julep is personal favorite.

>ireland
>incredibly lax drinking culture, absolutely no judgement in public settings in regard to what you drink
>everyone orders guiness or jameson anyway

and i am one of those people

Mudslide

>bourbon
>not scotch

fucking pleb stop pretending

for a while I drank scotch and soda after reading catcher in the rye, however I did feel it was a bit pretentious of me, but then holden caulfield is a pretentious little prick anyway, and so are you for even asking this question

It's rye you retard

sound!

your mum

this ofc

Gin Rickeys are my fav drink. Effay?

Manhattans and Old Fashioneds

thats because it is autistic af

get a white russian

oh fo sho. pretty much any gin coctail is effay

get the autists drink of choice? wew lad

this is for a guy who was gonna order milk

Dry heaving in bed until i suffocate unconscious and then thoughts of scuicide as i smoke a ciggerette and also i cant eat food. That's all of us.

This is my drink of choice (and the occasional vodka tonic or whiskey sour)

It's just so simple, and I like that.

this is good

How the fuck do you guys sip vodka? I can only bear that shit when I have it in a cocktail or slam a shot.

White Russians are tasty as fuck tho senpai

warm/cold?
cold will probably be more Veeky Forums

I'm a fan of port, white ruby tawny vintage idgaf
also Jenever (specifically this brown one with a certain set of spices), but that's a dutch drink... pic related.

neat on rocks or as an apple martini

trick is not minding that it hurts

>How the fuck do you guys sip vodka? I can only bear that shit when I have it in a cocktail or slam a shot.

Don't let any air into your mouth and swallow quickly.

Good advice, will try when I get home.

Whatever is cheapest you cuck. :)

The Montgomery.

Vodka+Cointreau on ice. Delicious, simple, strong, and imo, pretty Veeky Forums.

Vodka in tumbler glass without ice
Daiquiri
Fernet

And of course champagne, but that goes without saying

Chug, don't sip
A small sip and a big mouthful will taste equally bad, so don't play yourself

I always get girly shit bc I'm a pussy but I make a mean pineapple upside-down cake drink and ladies love me for it so I can't complain, the trick is using mcgillicuddys as the vanilla vodka and you can use so fucking much of it

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lol @ veuve.
thats pure shit. choice of my 55 y/o mothers suburban house wife friends who think they know anything.
same goes for moet. dom peringon is ok if it has aged a few years or so but as far as the big houses go, they mostly are trash. the second fermentation is too hard and usually comes out feeling like your tongue got bit off. try boquet for some fucking excellent champagne

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lol the whole point of this is to get you to explode a soda in your freezer

Electric Lemonade

A single plum, served in perfume, floating in a man's hat.

>muh neger
that's some good shit user

Rum from Guadeloupe with sugar and lime.

this, neat

Not really something to order at a bar unless you're very wealthy and go to very good bars, but good taste boi.

My go-to drinks are
Bruichladdich Black Arts scotch
Laphroaig 18 or PX cask
Pedro Ximinez sherry old fashioned with choc bitters
Sazerac
Nergoni
Gin and Tonic, usually on Botanist but it's always fun to try different gin.
If I feel like rum it's almost always Diplimatico. Haven't really delved into rum much.

Learn to spell the names m8.
Negroni. Diplomatico.

lmao my bad, but clearly typos m8

Americano desu

I'm a big Dark 'N Stormy fan, but good tequila neat is also fine

>Black Arts
>Laph 18
>Botanist

my nigga
Islay makes the best alcohol hands down.
Have you tried Laphroaig Lore yet?
GOAT Laph

>Any kind of whisky (not fireball or any retarded shit tho)
>Any kind of dark or spiced rum
>Gin and tonic
>Vodka or gin martini (but don't order it shaken like an autist)
>Dark n stormy (rum w ginger beer) - my personal fave
>Cosmopolitan if you're not a sobbing manchild
>Negroni
>IPA beer or just any beer that isn't weak and tasteless

I kinda feel like suggesting an old fashioned because they're bloody amazing but they takes ages to make so you'll look like a dickhead ordering it anywhere and a mad men fanboy fedoralord

>bacardi
dropped