Which assertion triggers HREaboos the hardest?

which assertion triggers HREaboos the hardest?

That they weren't holy?
that they weren't Roman?
or that they weren't an Empire?

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FUCK YOU

Voltaire's HRE observations, ranked:

1. not roman
2. not holy
3. not an empire

That they were Germans

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>that they weren't Roman?

I think this.

Unholy Barbarian Confederacy

1. FUCK
2. YOU
3. ASSHOLE

I just can't believe that someone could BTFO the HRE with such swiftness and without a fuck nor a dick given. Was Voltaire the sexiest man alive?

fag detected

You got me.

>HOLY
Crowned by the Pope and was seen as the bastion of Christianity in Europe

>ROMAN
Was recognized by Papal authority that was in Rome not to mention controlling it as well.

>EMPIRE
Had many ethnic groups and territories spread out in Central-South Europe as well as being controlled by and emperor.

>HREaboo

is there even such a thing? How can anybody admire such a shitty, disorganized and worthless trainwreck of a federation?

>Crowned by the Pope and was seen as the bastion of Christianity in Europe
So if the Pope says it's okay, it's okay. Gotcha.

>Was recognized by Papal authority that was in Rome not to mention controlling it as well.
Doesn't mean it's Roman, hotshot.

>Had many ethnic groups and territories spread out in Central-South Europe as well as being controlled by and emperor.
W-we-you're right, actually. So that makes it the Unholy Germanic Empire, I suppose.

underrated filename

FUCK YOU


The Roman Empire never died. The Pope is now both spirtual leader and king of the Empire.

Rome=All Catholics
Holy=ruled by Pope
Empire=Catholics rule the world!

>ugly
>atheist
>writer

TLOL

Unzip right now.

Assblasted Austrians maybe?

Are you serious bro? HRE was like the EU of its time, maybe not the most powerful centralized government but nonetheless a major player in pretty much every historical event for hundreds of years.

>tfw you will never own your own small area in the HRE
>ywn conquer others and become bigger
Holy implies that it was blessed by the Pope.
Roman implies Catholic
Not gonna touch the empire part.

>Had many ethnic groups and territories spread out in Central-South Europe
>many ethnic groups

like a handful of Slavs and northern Italians?

>as being controlled by and emperor

that's circular logic my friend.

But does anyone know Voltaire's thoughts on the >Eastern >Roman >Empire? Was he a stealth Byzaboo?

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>Controlled Rome at one point
>therefore Roman for eternity
Can the United Kingdom rename itself the "United Kingdom of Great Britaim, Northern Ireland, and Jerusalem"?

Ah, so it was the Italian empire until the 4th century then, despite a millennium of them calling themselves Roman.