If Jesus Christ were alive today what church do you think he would be the most pleased with: Catholic, Orthodox...

Jesus would rebuke them all and be a communist.

But Marx was a Christkiller

Pretty sure Romans are extinct, bro.

Jews killed Jesus.

I think he'd be pleased that his people established their own state (Israel)

He wouldn't really understand Christianity though.

Acephalous, primitivist, cripto-Jewish branch, so probably Jeovah's Witnesses

I feel like he'd be surprised his people don't believe he saved them from their sins.

Probably would be pissed regarding treatment of homosexuals.
I mean, he did not say one word about them.

That's assuming he wanted to create a new religion at all.

Roman Jews.

RIDF get the fuck out.

1st century Messianic Judaism (not Talmudic Luciferic Babylonian sorcery that is Judaism now) with heavy gnostic and Essene influence as well as some legalistic undertones

None

>pope Francis
But Francis is the opposite of what he said...

Probably hate everyone and maybeeeee appreciate Gnostics

He is probably the first pope in few hundred years who is actually doing what Jesus did, so I don't know what are you talking about.

We have actually had several centuries of good popes now. Francis isn't really superior to the rest of them, he just has better PR.

None of them for they have all twisted his message

>falling for populist bullshit and current fads
I bet you like John Oliver....

>What mosque

Iss would be a Salafi, just like all the other prophets.

>literally CURRENT YEAR
>still not liking John Oliver

I think he'd be confused and self-impressed like the narcissist he was that his life would be so influential.

Unitarians...

Go Team Venture!

My own
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Can we get a discord chat going?

discord.gg/010coWH6gS6Yo7YWV

He'd be a Jew, though a heterodox one not affiliated with any mainstream Jewish denomination.

Well he certainly advocated progressive views and the protection of the weak and the poor, going as far as to basically say in some parables "if you're rich you're likely not a good person". Jesus's message was "hey let's chill with all the strict rules and let's love one another" hence the permission to not circumsize and to eat pork and the dying for our sins stuff.
Hardcore conservative christians are jews who don't know it. The whole protestant meme of "god wants me to prosper" is heretic. And well the catholics and orthodox are heretic as well for worshipping false idols (Mary and saints) and for putting rite before belief (all the fucking incense and robes...)
he wouldn't be pleased at all and would have to start all over cuz the majority of people are clingy and superstitious more than they believe in god

I think he'd take more interest in the heads of the world's dairy markers, especially the cheesemakers.

First off Jesus isn't a man.
more spirit than physical.
the bible has been rewritten and warped.
I would think gnostic
the apocalypse of peter would be Jesus view of christian leadership ect..

The One, Holy, Catholic and Apostolic Church.

>Ethnophyletistic Eastern "Orthodoxy"
Disappointment.
>Protestantism
Sadness.
>Islam
Abhorrence.

So how do I become a Gnostic Christian?

Probably some branch of Protestantism or Orthodoxy. Especially when he realizes the history of the Church.

Where's Mormonism?

in the trash

None, he didn't want them to be separated, they did it by Themselves, without his opinion.

Just like our prophet, what does this happen to all religions after the prophet dies.

Protestant, Orthodoxy, Catholicism.

In that order.

The best believers will be Bible believers.

>said the fag that follows the bible like it's the Quran

I have a hard time believing that Christ wanted the church to have as close a relationship with state power as the Catholic church has had.

I wonder how would he react to Bhuddism.

They're protestant apostates.

Joseph Smith was a conman whose deceitful works have been thoroughly debunked.

cesletter.com/Letter-to-a-CES-Director.pdf

>But even if we or an angel from heaven should preach to you a gospel contrary to the one we preached to you, let him be accursed. As we have said before, so now I say again: If anyone is preaching to you a gospel contrary to the one you received, let him be accursed.
Galatians 1:8-9

>Bible believers
Why do you deny Biblical teachings?

>He will render to each one according to his works: to those who by patience in well-doing seek for glory and honor and immortality, he will give eternal life.
Romans 2:6-7

scripturecatholic.com/salvation.html
scripturecatholic.com/justification.html

Much of what we know of Buddha is passed down from legends and oral traditions. There are no written works mentioning him until several centuries after his death. The earliest written texts detailing his life and teachings are dated nearly 500 years after his death. Particular details about him, including finer details of his philosophy, are impossible to know with any certainty.

>See to it that no one takes you captive by philosophy and empty deceit, according to human tradition, according to the elemental spirits of the world, and not according to Christ. For in Him the whole fullness of deity dwells bodily, and you have been filled in Him, who is the head of all rule and authority.
Colossians 2:8-10

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the fuck niggas.

I'm not a Quaker myself, but the loose and non-hierarchical style, the focus on community and positivity (in addition to all the Christian stuff)... clearly has Jesus written all over it.

I was raised Catholic, but am basically passive atheist these days. Still, if I were going to join any church though, it'd be the Religious Society of Friends.

Jesus didn't give a fuck about no Bible. And certainly not any old testament jewy folk tales.

He's more of a one-on-one kind of God.

>rebukes a large amount of the Old Testament
>thinking he'd like people who still cling to it

Your works are as filthy rags to a holy God.

Jesus didn't rebuke any of the bible, at all, ever, and in fact inspired the writing of all of it.

You know nothing about me. Focus on your own works, pal. Faith alone isn't going to save you.

Do not be deceived.

youtube.com/watch?v=K_4RFoknrwc

>Jesus didn't rebuke any of the bible,
Durrrrrrr, it didn't exist until hundreds of years after his death, idiot.

"inspired" ≠ sanctioned.

Jesus was against orthodoxy, arbitrary authority and most certainly against literalism/fundamentalism.

like the one the East had with the Emperor and the one the Russians have with Putin?

I have the same problem with the Orthodox church.

>Jesus was a good person therefore he agreed with me and my modern ideology
When will this meme end?

Christ is King of kings, he shouldnt respond to anyone

It doesn't matter who you are.

All of men's works are as filthy rags to a holy God.

Can't watch the video, but the answer is "no, not in this age".

There were 39 books in the bible when Jesus taught them in the Temple. He inspired all of them.

Absolute power corrupts absolutely. The rise of Christianity in the dark ages had little to do with faith and a lot to do with power. I'm sure many did believe in it genuinely, but if you're some pagan lord being offered the chance of a wider community of swords and shields, gold and foreign pooty-tang, it's not all that hard to say goodbye to the old guys and hello Christ.

That is not at all what I said, and for the record I'm pretty much atheist.

When will you develop real arguments instead of crying about the way a message is delivered?

Try moving the goalposts a little more

The son of man came not to be served, but to serve

The claim was that there was no bible when Jesus was walking around 2000 years ago.

There were the 39 books of the OT extant, the tanakh, completed 400 years prior to His birth, and Jesus taught them in the Temple. A real temple, with real Jews in it,

Are you really this stupid? You're claiming the collection of ancient Jewish fairytales and political recrods are the Bible? Do you understand at all what the Bible even is?

>collection of ancient Jewish fairytales
Modern archeology keeps proving them true, kiddo.

He would be a Jew trying to convert other Jews.

The original Assyrian church

OK, so you don't understand what the Bible is. You can get back to your knish and Manischewitz now.

I'm also certainly older than you.

>original
>Indians in Saris sweating to a service in a language most don't understand.
It's kinda sad how internecine they are.

Buddhists

He would be shot in cold blood by some intel agency

obvious bait.

I'm not sure to be honest. I think the Catholic Church has the best charity organization and that the protestants have failed completely and utterly to stand against modernism.

That being said I think protestant theology is correct.

This, sort of... except he was kinda into a particular eschatology and being the son of God,

Pure Land Buddhism then lol.

Modern Anabaptists such as the Brethen Church.

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Well, the one true faith oc. As is clear from your pic.