What the fuck can I wear in this weather it's unbearable

What the fuck can I wear in this weather it's unbearable

Full Rick

shorts
tank top
sandals
no underwear

But all my shorts for this weather are thin linen. I need some kind of barrier between my cock and the world.

wear a sarong

Baby don't hurt me.

t-shirt
mesh shorts
sandals
just chill it'll be fall soon enough

Link some good mesh shorts? Also it doesn't even go below 80 until mid October here.

Also no, I'm not a Thai masseuse.

walk around full nude

I don't know. What sort of americlap temperature is this?

it's 40 degrees and i feel like i'm dying

Linen trousers or shorts. Linen short sleeve shirt. Sandals. Bottle of water. Sunglasses. Anti nigger spray.

Southern California?

Nah I fucking wish I was. At least so cal has things to do.

workout shorts and sandals

you replied to yourself

Try to bare 100% humidity, kid.

>/out/

#freethepenis

i just dont leave the house, try that

But sex?

No thanks dude, I'm already really fucking hot here. Do you live in an actual sauna?

you can sex within the confines of your own home, you lizard

I have to meet the women out there though. :/ it's a hard knock life