How would you dress if it didn't make you ridiculous in the real world?

>ITT: How you would dress if it didn't make you ridiculous in the real world

Pic related 4 me. I'm not even German, I dont hate the Jews either. This uniform is just brilliantly designed.

do you happen to know why they had big ass pocket things like that on their pants?

i thought it was to have leg room when riding horses but i dont think they did any horse riding.

it's literally just the style.
Idky they chose to even wear riding pants. There is different SS uniforms and some without riding pants though.

drop trip stinky bitch ewwwww i can smell ur poo poo breath from over here

the uniforms are awesome because theyre designed by hugo boss iirc

common myth, just manufactured in their factory,they didn't actually design them.

and they were sewn together and crafted by jews at those factories. idk if thats really effay or not, since jews are disgusting and i wouldnt want them making my clothes but jews doing harsh forced labor is pretty Veeky Forums on the other hand...

It offsets the high, exaggerated waist and high, skinny boots resulting in very masculine, imposing silhouette. Clothing associated with riding was most likely also chosen because historically horses equaled political power and military strength. Think knights. A lot of the inspiration for the black SS uniforms is also drawn from the "Totenkopfhusaren" which was a horse riding regiment of the Prussian army, their uniforms being mostly black with some red and their symbol being a skull.

Picture not part of my reply but to answer the OP.

Fo sho

I'd go naked

full rick

Exactly like I do now

Frock coat

seriously sick

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Best ITT

You just ruined my life

Fuckin tight

you can dress like that if you're young and scumwave

Unintentional you may have some issues. Its ror you to find out!

Dakimakura-core

i'd wear nothing at all desu

>Cloaks/Capes
>Crowns
>Colonial outfits
>Top Hats

It sounds autistic as fuck, but if it was socially acceptable I would...

THIS

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best ITT x2

You'll never be able to rock a full chain mail set with flowing canvas robes while living your life to the fullest for your holy god and protecting all that is sacred

pic related. especially the jacket

Fuck me :/
Also that pizza looks damn good but I'm one of those thinspo-fags so thats a nono.

Why even live desu. All I want

I try to dress well mainly to make myself feel not ridiculous.

Stylish, durable and practical.

Also, I've always thought that he wore a confederate coat during the movie. Now that's some disappointment.

w2c jacket

Something like this or the iconic Clint Eastwood look in the dollars trilogy.

the sound track of my life would also be a constant deep pulsing bass note

not the same user but thanks for the info
interesting stuff

that film is effay af

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>tfw the dark cyberpunk future is not yet upon us

>not even mall grabbing

it's just military tradition
Today's US Cavalry only uses armored vehicles and helicopter etc. but still has ceremonial spurs on their boots and stetson hats instead of berets

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I'd embrace the fuck out of my inner edgelord

If you say so you dont know a thing

FULL BEIRENDONCK

EVERYDAY

ALL DAY

you gotta be one cool motherfucker to not look ridiculous in that suit

100

FUCKING

PERCENT

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why do i not have a robot arm then

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A bump for Killy

orthodoxy priest core

This.

Or pic related maybe

Because you haven't cut your real arm off yet.

>all these completely socially acceptable outfits ITT
What does it feel like to have no spine at all?

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>no murakumo
dropped

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MTF core
ugh

I wish I was a Nazi in Nazi Germany. I'd love to have worn those pants, as they'd hide my fat thighs perfectly.

Like others have pointed out, Eastwood's outfit with the Poncho looks comfy as fuck, I'd love to wear that.

>he thinks dressing like popular and easily recognizable movie and video game characters is socially acceptable
What does it feel like to do all your shopping on yesstyle?

The designer was very clear that there be enough space for a sandwich and a book.

Like these video game characters?

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I truly believe this was the most effay period in human history

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10/10 post

>tfw only 6'8" manlet

WHEN I WAS

fuck that armor makes him look massively muscular

A YOUNG BOY

choice is obvious

Pic related

Hedi pls

10/10

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that dog looks pretty cool at least

>reading books in the conservatory all day
>tea party with your besties
>taking trips to flower fields and grassland

Mgla?

They said dress, not live.

sunn o)))

well, the pic shows it

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judge me

I love those big ass pockets, I wish more pants had them. Unfortunately only Japanese brands seem to actively go for that look now. A lot Japanese laborers wear similar pants but their "pockets" go even further down, stopping just before the ankles. It's more like what Yohji makes, but it looks completely normal. Dunno how to describe it otherwise.

I'd dress like NUDISTO BEACH

legitimately good fit. saved.

Black Veil Brides are fucking awful but I love their look and Andy used to be 110% my husbando.

This.

their best era, tbqh

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