Effay woes thread

Flameblow
Flameblow

have a large forehead
cannot wear hoods

effay woes thread

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

huh i dont see why that wouldnt work, can u give a sample?

cankles
flatfoot
basically a never nude from the knees down
and im not that fat, 69kg on 187cm

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

not that fat, 69kg on 187cm
wonder how you look, i am 69kg on 181cm and i am "not that fat" either

Flameblow
Flameblow

literally content with every aspect of myself BUT
fucking balding

feels really really bad

takes2long
takes2long

small penis
when I take the condom out i have to even roll back the reservoir
when I cum, the condom gets bigger from the cum
right before sex I always go to the bathroom and jerk off to fill up the condom (i always buy black ones so my girl won't notice)
for the rest of evening I pretend I enjoy the sex and fake orgasms
I think my gf pretends too
after 2-3 hours of rubbing against each other, we pretend to come at the same time, and tell us how awesome it was
not effay

Methshot
Methshot

shit, at least your getting it i guess

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

how small are you though? like under 5" kill yourself tier?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

he's not even fat if he's atlethic.

I'm 178cm and 78kg. Ottermode, and I'm fine. Not shredded, not summer approved but fine.

Supergrass
Supergrass

your bmi is 24,6. thats 0,6 points from overweight I wouldnt say thats fine

girlDog
girlDog

he fell for the BMI meme

viagrandad
viagrandad

shave it and wear a hat user, not as bad as you think. i do it, it just wurks.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Have a large nose from the side
Feels bad and I'm not even jewish.

Also pic related is what I'm looking at right now.

JunkTop
JunkTop

are these your classmates?

large nose
same here, having a huge ass nose can be Veeky Forums if the rest of your face is godlike though

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

having a big nose can still be effay

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

triggered
whatever makes you feel better user

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

case in point

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

this guy had a BMI of 29.8

happy_sad
happy_sad

Naw, I'm at McDicks and I spotted them.

Hmm, thats a pretty effay haircut

massdebater
massdebater

Is that Sparletta creme soda?
Are you in South Africa?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I hate how bodybuilders look, but I am going to say that this man looks very good in this picture. Such beautiful proportions.

eGremlin
eGremlin

I think thats a Fernandes bottle.
And no, I'm from Holland

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Can we discuss this desu

How do you make your dick effay. Like what should I do with my pubes. I refuse to completely shave off because that is insanely uncomfortable and just shit overall especially when you have a stubble under the skin like a beard and just makes it look weird as fuck. How can you style your pubes . Normally I just get my clippers and pass the smallest guard I have. Feels good man.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

who wide hips here
have to size up on t-shirts so they don't accentuate my waist

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

His lips remind me of Arthur Schopenhauer.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

iktf

Uniqlo tees are pretty good though

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

ugly box-shaped body
no boobs
broad shoulders
thick calves
i thought losing weight would help but its only made everything wrong with my fucking body more evident. i thought i could enjoy wearing cute clothes but i feel like i look disgusting in anything that isn't oversized or a hoodie.
should i just die

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

nah, wear oversized shit, or mens clothing.
it looks cool as fuck on girls.
if you have a good face just go skele and wear crazy shit, i hope you work/study in a creative field

Skullbone
Skullbone

twist the pubic hair and cut

Methshot
Methshot

christ that is an ugly foot

Illusionz
Illusionz

sounds like my gf, got that rowers body. she also kinda dresses like a box but still looks cute 2 me so w/e.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

6'5 male, used to be an athlete and now I can't get rid of my muscular quads

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

woe is you

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