What is the most Veeky Forums way to wipe your ass?

What is the most Veeky Forums way to wipe your ass?

one leg up on toilet seat

>wiping your ass
>Veeky Forums

pick one

until it bleeds

D-does that work?

This is clearly inefficent and friction would obviously tear paper.

mine always bleeds after pooping

rick owens toilet paper

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With wet wipes.

it just makes it easier to get right in there and clean properly. give it a try, user

when you get mud on your driveway, do you hose it off or wipe it with dry paper?

Everything else is just barbaric

effay as fuck

I don't park dicks in my driveway either ;¬)

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the only correct answer

lmao

i've never used one of these before. Do they really get you clean without wiping? Why are they called a "bad day"?

mfw he doesnt know about the 3 shells

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No Wipe

>wipe
>there is nothing

Why can't they all be that perfect.