What are some Veeky Forums fetishes that won't make you seem like a normie or a creep?

What are some Veeky Forums fetishes that won't make you seem like a normie or a creep?

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this haircut

Receiving oral, doggy style, thigh high socks, nerd glasses

Foot fetish is worse than normie tier and an obsession with mammary glands makes you seem like a neckbeard

Anal sex is obviously for homosexual and is dirty and involves traces of feces at the least (in before trying to justify this)

I would on go for anal with a girl for the power trip (with protection). I'm sure it smells awful and is super unclean to the point of being gross.

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what's that style called?

poop fetish

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how are these not normie fetishes? are oral and anal even fetishes?

AB/DL duh

dd/lg

Daddy/little is most Veeky Forums kink. Do it now

Thank me later

Explain to me why it is.

It's entirely a sham for older, inexperienced guys who can take the reigns of being a dominant (without getting all '50 Shades' about it) and allows dependant, boring females to be coddled like children and to enjoy sex because their partner is attentive, rather than shitfaced drunk sprawled across a xl twin bed in the back of a first-year dorm.

nigga you don't even have to be older anymore.
exactly how you described it is effay m8.you get the consent to fuck her like you want anytime. and all u gotta do is cuddle her and play with legos afterwards

Lmao age doesn't matter at all, kiddo

It's a middle ground between being dominant/commanding and being loving/caring at the same time. You can remind someone you love them while having them submit to you

sniff sniff

futa

Androgynous. Casual Veeky Forumsggot

>gril laying face down using laptop or reading or something
>wearing leggings or underwear, etc.
>bury face in ass
>wrap arms around extremely tightly
>blow warm air as hard as you can
>she squeals and tries to escape
>grip tighter and blow harder
>she struggles more

best thing I've ever experienced

The single bitchy mom cut!

Short silver/white hair for girls.

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What about giving oral?

gay guy here

if you prep for anal, it can be really fun and clean.

>sucking toes
>eating ass
>lil bit of piss
>strap ons
trust me im a fashion expert

Asians

bondage obviously

it literally influences fashion

this guy knows what's up, that combination is extremely fashionable

That band sucks

this is a normie kink now, move on

neck biting
light bdsm
dd/lg
choking

>thigh high socks
>choking (more of a habit than a fetish)
>creampie

are my fetishes Veeky Forums?

Being beaten up by a cute girl, 2d only.

That's your fetish?

Pretty eh, wouldn't really call it a fetish over a preference

pussy poppin

anal. sometimes even shit. i ate out my exs shitty asshole before and i was ecstatic

Tanlines is the patrician fetish. Its like skin lingerie

being turned on by lingerie
>thigh high socks
>garters
>panties
etc.

Latex

Girls peeing. Not peeing on me or eachother, just peeing, preferably outdoors, and squatting. Maximum points for holding hands with another girl.

How's that?

>anything but calling your gf daddy or pops
>Veeky Forums
pick one my dudes

i'd add chokers to that list because they make me diamonds, but you have superb taste otherwise

thigh highs is the ultimate fetish

clowns

Lolis.