What board user gets more pussy on average - Veeky Forums or Veeky Forums?

Yeah, compelling but ultimately way off-topic. You aint getting laid with that libcel.

having low test doesnt male you female Veeky Forums

if you go into mirin threads /fitizens at least get some female attention

A girl has literally never said "wow you sure read a lot user teeheehee. I like it ;)"

>tfw Veeky Forums redpills you on women

this is an interesting union we have made.

There are 80,000 prostitutes in London alone and what are they, if not bloody sacrifices on the altar of monogamy?

>Veeky Forums puts pussy on a pedestal too much and will never even smell a girls hair
So true.

...

5% max

that's because nobody on Veeky Forums reads a lot.

Sorry Veeky Forums, but Veeky Forums has no concern about women.
No, really. Veeky Forums avoids female authors and readers for a good reason.
You can have all the pussy that you want. Just give us a quite space to read and pretend to be nihilists

What about those darling innocent youtubers you guys defiled. I think ones name was Katie or something?

>pretend

yeah heheh

>go to the gym
>10% girls at most
>want to be left enough
>go the library/take an english module
>90% girls
>desperate for attention

Well the scif/fantasy thread does, the rest of Veeky Forums is just people lying about what they've read or talking about their uni reading material

>want to be left enough
>go the library/take an english module
>90% girls
>desperate for attention
Is this true, can some Veeky Forumsfag confirm this?
I love intellectual chicks. Are you saying I could've been fucking book girls instead of bar sluts all this time?

L-London?

Yeah. That's how we threat women around here.

90% yes
desperate no
u lose

>english
>intellectual
They all want to go on to teach primary school man

>desperate for attention
Interestingly enough Veeky Forums claims all girls go to the gym for attention but these same girls voilently reject any man who approach them
I dont trust Veeky Forums anymore than i trust Veeky Forums

The only thing librarys are used for nowadays is give homeless people a place to sleep and while that is sad its useless for me if i want to fuck/meet women/meet women to fuck

>librarys
>voilently
this is your brain on creatine

college libraries man not public ones

> and are more sympathetic to the suffering of others.

WEAKNESS

Well my uni one usually is empty except for the staff who are both 40+
again, i have doubts this is a universal truth

other user was spot on as well, they most likely wont be desperate for attention

*push*

I actually counted this because autism. There's 5 girls for every 1 guy in my literature courses, so 83% female.

>Veeky Forums
>getting girls

/fitlit/

>There's 5 girls for every 1 guy in my literature courses, so 83% female.
There are around 70 girls in my finance classes but so far ive not met a single one of em who doesnt have a boyfriend

You need an excess of single women, not just women
I thought Veeky Forums would understand this, its not about the book but what it contains

>CBT

The CBT's are full of jacked male models lmao, body-wise

t...thank you desu

tfw 5 girls (2 of them hideous) in my 60 people physics class

Can any Veeky Forums Chad give me a quick rundown on how to bang the girls at my library?

please?

I didnt know there was straight members of fit....

>find your qt
>grab a bunch of books
>"stumble" next to her and drop them all
>drop some stupid ass reference to pleb literature like "oh no Dobby has been a bad elf lol"
>she will giggle and help you pick them up
>at the bottom of the pile there's a small empty note
>drop a Sherlock reference and say you need her number for investigative reasons
>after hearing two pop references in a row her panties will already be soaking wet but at the small chance that you aren't already banging her on one of the tables you've got yourself a date at the nearest vegan joint

read this in front of her

>too beta to fuck someone in a relationship
classic fit

Yeah, literature/english classes are filled with females--but generally not the females that you actually want.

should I be wearing my fedora or should it be resting on the table?

>I want to fuck so ill make it extremly more difficult by going after the taken girl
yeah this makes sense, if you dont think about it for more than two seconds

Ayo, fags, I'm dating a nice, petite 5'3" girl with small tits and a round ass that I've been slapping, touching and tapping all day yesterday.

What can you say?
>haha I bet you didn't even read ISdhasudaspojxzciozxcxzjcxzczixc

Virgins

if haven't already sublated it you might be a lost cause

>but Veeky Forums has no concern about women.
lol nice try

Show her this
vimeo.com/140936499

Name me any female authors that Veeky Forums has revered

>I want to lift weights so I'll only ever lift 10lbs because other people are using the heavier ones

btfo

False equivalency
Weights want to be picked up, women not so much

>Weights want to be picked up, women not so much
you sure about that, breh?

NIGGER PULLED OUT THE LOGICAL FALLACIES

The point of lifting is to become stronger and better looking. The heavier you lift, the stronger and better looking you get.

The point of dating is to have sex and possibly a relationship. Going for a taken girl only removes me further from that goal, in contrary to the previous example.

Check urself brainlet

Pretty damn sure, ive picked up many weights and never gotten any complaints from em
name one guy who has

flannery o'connor
george eliot

The exceptions are not the rule, however

>this guy
>good looking

>forgetting one of /lits/ queens, Virginia Woolf. Some of us may have strong opinions about women, but we do respect a lot of female writers.

I think Veeky Forums actually fucks more women. I imagine Veeky Forums wanting to impress women but rarely actually fucking them. I imagine Veeky Forums actually being the depressed cool guy at a party, drinking until getting on some pseud shit that impresses hipster girls who are way easier to fuck if you have no social skills and then just fuck them while thinking about suicide.

I know. The moment I said it, I know I will be proven wrong.
But you gotta admit, women are the biggest contributors to the degration of literature and culture itself. Such is the reason why Veeky Forums loathes female authors until they were proven different from the rest

For what it's worth Veeky Forums gets more ass.

I didn't forget about her I was just unsure if the positive voiced outweighed the negative enough to say the she's "revered" here.

>implying that that's what every lifter looks like
fucking retard

>implying that that's what every lifter looks like
fucking retard

>step 1: be attractive
>step 2: wear lipstick
>step 3: practise phenomenology

And he got more pussy looking like a bear before hibernation than you will ever get looking like a twink.

Yep, I basically only post on lit

And you know Veeky Forums is female because you post there?

>the depressed cool guy at a party, drinking until getting on some pseud shit that impresses hipster girls who are way easier to fuck if you have no social skills and then just fuck them while thinking about suicide.

Funny, that's exactly the type my hipster roommate goes for. She her and her friends like to go to the river with me and use me as eye candy, but I've only fucked two of them, and they always date depressed aloof guys

Holy shit.

This is the funniest shit I've read in a while

It's the goal for a lot of people though.

just making sure this was posted in this thread.

Related

literally every big philiospher admitted women are on lower level than man

that's more about cu/ck/s honestly

>they always date depressed aloof guys
how do i find qt girls that do this

severely underrated

don't, stop blaming your """depression""" for being a sad beta fucking not achieving anything and fuck attractive interesting women instead

Go to "parties" that are little more than smoke sessions and start getting going to live music shows with hipster bands.

Dressing like Veeky Forums helps

>be me
>take Literature for want to become better writer and meet people who write books on criticism for a living
>many women
>seems good
>discover most are annoying hipster daddy issue girls
>literally like one or two girls above a 6/10
>every time they open their mouth to talk about books I want to shoot myself
>tfw

I met more interesting and better looking girls at work and at writer's workshops than at libraries or at Literature courses. Also browsing Veeky Forums since September and am the most built guy in said course.

I heard she is a virgin and single.

>tfw downloaded some collection of sasha grey videos for whatever reason
>watch some of them like a week later
>it's so fucking hardcore
>like jesus christ this is disgusting
>fast foward a month
>regular porn can't get me off
>exclusively watch Sasha grey drinking piss and getting fucked by 10 men simultaneously
send help

Veeky Forums guys have more self awareness and have actually contemplated the nature of women

Veeky Forums guys just project "I like pretty lady, maybe she like big stronk man?"

>women are bad at justice
>women display better judgment than men

Everyone knows the true way to live is to get a girl who is dumber than you who you can control.
And also to fuck boy pussy on the side.

>Veeky Forums guys have more self awareness and have actually contemplated the nature of women
>contemplated the nature of women
permavirgin Veeky Forums highschooler confirmed

speak for yourself

>CHAD read YA and gets COMPLIMENTS from GIRLS while YOU read HEGEL and SPILL SPAGHETTI

Veeky Forums is full of shit.
Just take the iron pill.

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