>Birthday today >Parents bought me pic related, a shirt with Westeros on >All because I told them I watched Game of Thrones with them once >Didn't like it >didn't want to seem ungrateful >put it on >went downstairs >parents started making fun of me for some reason >I don't watch game of thrones so don't understand the jokes they were making >dad laughs and says 'the way your belly is stretching the narrow sea it would take Daneries 50 years to cross!' >then he says something like 'I don't think anyone would want to rule the seven kingdoms if they had puddles of anons fat sweat everywhere' >pats me on the shoulder >happy birthday son >tfw I don't like this shirt because it makes me look like a continent
I don't want to be a dick. But they wouldn't buy me a shirt with Africa or Europe on so why do it with a fake continent? At least with a Europe shirt I could have fun with stuff like France being on my nipples or something lol. I don't know anything about GOT so it isn't fun.
Do your parents buy you clothes?
Mason Rogers
better be bait
Carter Powell
I fucking wish please answer the thread question.
Gavin Perez
A part of growing up user is to accept the bad clothing gifts your family will buy you because they don't know you anymore because you're probably a shitty person who doesn't talk to them anymore or you've probably distanced yourself from them. Either way, Yes to answer your thread question. Just suck it up, take the shirt, say thanks, and never wear it.
Jacob Scott
I always appreciate a T-shirt if it's made from nice material and fits. Doesn't matter what it looks like, you can wear it under shirts and sweatshirts :^)
Anthony Ward
Your parents bought you a shirt just so they could roast you?
Damn man.
Lincoln Hall
>>/r9k/
Evan Anderson
>>then he says something like 'I don't think anyone would want to rule the seven kingdoms if they had puddles of anons fat sweat everywhere' >>pats me on the shoulder >>happy birthday son holy fucking shit this is gold, screencapped.
Josiah Martinez
>dad laughs and says 'the way your belly is stretching the narrow sea it would take Daneries 50 years to cross!' this one is also gold, anons dad must be a pretty cool guy
Jayden Moore
just sounds like fat user is getting a reality check from top kek dad
I rate this roast seared
Julian Foster
I wasn't 'roasted'. I had my fucking birthday ruined by fashionless plebians.
Owen Gutierrez
my parents are nudists
Robert Perez
pics of mom
Ian Morgan
Sure
Lucas Miller
topkek
my parents are dead
Julian Brown
Sell it
Cooper Cruz
I already put it on, so it won't get any money
Christopher Martin
>I wasn't 'roasted'. I had my fucking birthday ruined by fashionless plebians. Maybe you should lose some weight then.
Jack Parker
second this your greentext makes it sound like you come straight from r9k
Lincoln Russell
Dude, your parents sound borderline abusive.
William Brown
>gets roasted >"I wasn't 'roasted'" >everyone can smell the fat cap crisping up from over here Sure, OP. Suuuuuuure.
Brandon Perez
Once worn is like brand new
Kayden Rodriguez
holy kek, that's hilarious. i don't get clothing gifts from people anymore since i was like 16 because they all know the chances are im gonna act like i like it, wear it maybe twice, then never wear it again. My friends will sometimes buy me something if they know for sure that I want it
Despite the fact that my parents always comment on me dressing"nice" all the time and beng "picky", for my birthday they decided to buy me a shirt that was two stormtroopers riding a roller coaster and a pair of those plaid shorts that were trendy when i was in 8th grade. My sister also bought me a t shirt with the v for vendetta mask on it for xmas once said thank you both times but never wore any of them.
Adam Stewart
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Austin Peterson
>implying your parents didn't buy this for you just to tell you you are fat
Owen Gomez
pay them no mind. youre a sick continent
James Evans
such is life
Levi Bennett
Not when he basted it in his grease and juices.
Brody Price
>I had my fucking birthday ruined by fashionless plebians. What are you, 14? You're a stupid, fat, spoiled rat. Nowhere is it written that your parents have to gift you a present that you actually like, if at all. How can you still be living with your parents, Probably didn't ever work for a single piece of clothing, and call your parents "fashionless"?
Also: post fit, fatass.
Luke Russell
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Nolan Morales
Holy fucking shit dude
Nicholas Rogers
i know this guy who's parents controled how he dresses because they dont want him to even resemble a mexi-nig. Everyday would consist of american eagle, abercrombie, straight cut jeans, and boat shoes.