Bad fashion related gifts

>Birthday today
>Parents bought me pic related, a shirt with Westeros on
>All because I told them I watched Game of Thrones with them once
>Didn't like it
>didn't want to seem ungrateful
>put it on
>went downstairs
>parents started making fun of me for some reason
>I don't watch game of thrones so don't understand the jokes they were making
>dad laughs and says 'the way your belly is stretching the narrow sea it would take Daneries 50 years to cross!'
>then he says something like 'I don't think anyone would want to rule the seven kingdoms if they had puddles of anons fat sweat everywhere'
>pats me on the shoulder
>happy birthday son
>tfw I don't like this shirt because it makes me look like a continent

I don't want to be a dick. But they wouldn't buy me a shirt with Africa or Europe on so why do it with a fake continent? At least with a Europe shirt I could have fun with stuff like France being on my nipples or something lol. I don't know anything about GOT so it isn't fun.

Do your parents buy you clothes?

better be bait

I fucking wish
please answer the thread question.

A part of growing up user is to accept the bad clothing gifts your family will buy you because they don't know you anymore because you're probably a shitty person who doesn't talk to them anymore or you've probably distanced yourself from them. Either way, Yes to answer your thread question. Just suck it up, take the shirt, say thanks, and never wear it.

I always appreciate a T-shirt if it's made from nice material and fits. Doesn't matter what it looks like, you can wear it under shirts and sweatshirts :^)

Your parents bought you a shirt just so they could roast you?

Damn man.

>>/r9k/

>>then he says something like 'I don't think anyone would want to rule the seven kingdoms if they had puddles of anons fat sweat everywhere'
>>pats me on the shoulder
>>happy birthday son
holy fucking shit this is gold, screencapped.

>dad laughs and says 'the way your belly is stretching the narrow sea it would take Daneries 50 years to cross!'
this one is also gold, anons dad must be a pretty cool guy

just sounds like fat user is getting a reality check from top kek dad

I rate this roast seared

I wasn't 'roasted'. I had my fucking birthday ruined by fashionless plebians.

my parents are nudists

pics of mom

Sure

topkek

my parents are dead

Sell it

I already put it on, so it won't get any money

>I wasn't 'roasted'. I had my fucking birthday ruined by fashionless plebians.
Maybe you should lose some weight then.

second this
your greentext makes it sound like you come straight from r9k

Dude, your parents sound borderline abusive.

>gets roasted
>"I wasn't 'roasted'"
>everyone can smell the fat cap crisping up from over here
Sure, OP. Suuuuuuure.

Once worn is like brand new

holy kek, that's hilarious.
i don't get clothing gifts from people anymore since i was like 16 because they all know the chances are im gonna act like i like it, wear it maybe twice, then never wear it again.
My friends will sometimes buy me something if they know for sure that I want it

/r/Veeky Forums/comments/4ucyyr/faggot_receives_a_birthday_gift/

Reddit sent me. Posting in a truly epic bread XD

Despite the fact that my parents always comment on me dressing"nice" all the time and beng "picky", for my birthday they decided to buy me a shirt that was two stormtroopers riding a roller coaster and a pair of those plaid shorts that were trendy when i was in 8th grade.
My sister also bought me a t shirt with the v for vendetta mask on it for xmas once
said thank you both times but never wore any of them.

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>implying your parents didn't buy this for you just to tell you you are fat

pay them no mind. youre a sick continent

such is life

Not when he basted it in his grease and juices.

>I had my fucking birthday ruined by fashionless plebians.
What are you, 14? You're a stupid, fat, spoiled rat. Nowhere is it written that your parents have to gift you a present that you actually like, if at all. How can you still be living with your parents, Probably didn't ever work for a single piece of clothing, and call your parents "fashionless"?

Also: post fit, fatass.

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Holy fucking shit dude

i know this guy who's parents controled how he dresses because they dont want him to even resemble a mexi-nig. Everyday would consist of american eagle, abercrombie, straight cut jeans, and boat shoes.