What do you wear to the beach to make this happen?

What do you wear to the beach to make this happen?

F U L L
R I C K
O W E N S

I go to nudist beaches, best choice

its a p rare collection actually.

I think its called 'Literally Being Leonardo DiCaprio S/S16'

w2c

if you have to ask, you'll never know

it has nothing to do with fashion

Leo is your tipical normie

He vapes.
Geez Leo, leave some pussy for us

Millions of dollars and worldwide fame

>at this point he looks like my college math teacher
>still gets more pussy than I do
Someone needs to go tell Veeky Forums that FACE HEIGHT FRAME is just a meme

Money.
He is fat and ugly. It has nothing to do with his looks.

>thinking any style or piece of clothing can be the equivalent of a handsome,rich,famous actor
You naive child

It's r9k that is spamming us with their retard low tier shit memes.Veeky Forums used to be golden

The 20-something supermodels he always hangs out with probably want his dick so bad because they grew up watching prime Leo do his thing on the big screen

Your first impression on a person is huge, so even if they change a little physically you probably don't even see it

>probably want his dick so bad
Sure, buddy.
Time is a bitch.

a navy tees, colorful boardshorts, necklaces, sunglasses, long hair, and white skin

what happened to him?

A wicked gene of a slav.

Leonardo's skin. Make it happen op

>change a little
>a little

I don't know what it is about their clothes that pulls beautiful 20-somethings by the dozen. Do they shop at stores or do I need bespoke beachwear?