ITT historical figures who you'd love to have as a friend

How is this Fucker not the only answer!

he would probably be a snob with no tolerance for anglos

Fuck Anglos

My boy Claudius

I would have loved to party my face off with this motherfucker

My boy Petronius would have been dank to chill with and get in all kinds of highjinks with

>tfw ywn get drunk and bang whores with Ben Franklin then show him modern inventions and shit

I'm sure he was a nice guy deep down

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Gaius Julius Caesar

fucker could cut a deal and boy he did love the ladies

would party with

Definitly the guy that made fire, cuz he was wicka smart

Dat language barrier tho

Willy II - Seems like he'd be fun to hang out and talk politics with but his temper might get in the way
Nixon - Would be fun as shit to play cards over a beer with Nixon
Diogenes - The ultimate shoot the breeze character. 10/10 would chill with.

Who /wife's son/ here?

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>John the Good
>Cunt

>you will never attend a raging 18th century party with this smug motherfucker and shitpost about the "Holy," "Roman," "Empire," while giving hot 18th century sluts the d

>tfw he died too soon :(
about to post him, the fucking legend

feels bad man

>makes you listen to his mediocre poetry all the time
worst kind of friend

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My nigga

procopius pls go

Would watch chariot races and drink wine with

that was easy

Augustus would be a gas.

>tips diadem

nero would have loved facebook tho

Lincoln? Always Lincoln.

>its another "you should know these people by their statue/medieval portrait" thread

>ancient bust
>image.jpeg
>no explanation in text
you are the worst kind of faggot

But you should though. We don't exactly have photographs of them.

these two

Agrippa

>tfw he will never paint you like one of his french girls

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>tfw you will never exchange banter with the original Veeky Forumstorian

Keep in mind, you would have been remembered as one of the worst things to ever happen to the Catholic Church.

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That guy always looked like he was in on the joke and I wasn't, and he knew it.

He's almost as smug as Voltaire. I feel like he would have been even more smug in person.

>tfw he'll never drag you around the world in crazy, death-defying adventures like some early 20th century male manic pixie dream girl

Germanicus

We would talk for hours

underrated post

Cornelia's Jewels

Theodore Roosevelt
Catherine the Great
Mansa Musa

Caligula and I would tear shit up.

Ghenghis khan also.

>Ah, yes mr Lenin, let us si a micro brew together, sir and decide upon the method that we shall use to SMASH THE STATE. Also, , y wife could use a nice big Jamaicn cock to help her relieve the stress of being married to me, an ardent and dangerous revolutionary
:The post

He looks so comfy

Don't put me together with eurocucks.