What are some Veeky Forums-approved board games?

What are some Veeky Forums-approved board games?

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Axis and Allies
Machiavelli
Drang nach Osten!

Stratego

Diplomacy.

And of course, the greatest board game of our time:
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_on_Terror_(game)

>In August 2008, a copy of the game was seized by the British Kent Police because the balaclava included in the box "could be used to conceal someone's identity or could be used in the course of a criminal act"

Fuck this retarded country.

>dfw found out about Diplomacy 10 years ago
>still can't find 6 people willing to devote a day to playing it
>2 years ago, managed to get 5 (or was it 6?) people together, including a girl
>she quits about 2 turns in because she has "no idea what to do" despite me explaining the rules and the first two turns being successful
>it is current year 2016 and that time in 2014 was the closest I ever got to playing a full game IRL
NORMIES REEEEEEE

Axis and Allies

Chess

What changed Britain so much?
As late as 1996 you could buy handguns and shit without much hassle, and now you're famous for needing ID to buy butter knives.

risk is shit. just play civs. '

risk legacy on the other hand.

Our politicians knew that the average plebeian wouldn't give a shit, so they decided to implement a whole bunch of idiotic statist laws that lead to shit like this because it makes it seem like they're actually doing something.

Twilight Struggle

>cardboard peel labeled "do not open. ever."

...

THIS

Play online. People used to play that game by fucking mail.

Can confirm. Maximum comfy.

Muslims.

Why not play these games on tabletop simulator together?

That would be fun for a Veeky Forums steam group to exist.

>playing diplomacy with a girl
What did you expect?
The only reason I ever got three decent games of it was because I hung out with nerds in highschool.

>He doesn't leave his decisive battles entirely up to chance

This must be what Roman senators feel like when they draw the shit dictator card

Twilight Struggle is the patrician choice.

Make it happen user

there are variants for fewer people

More like Twilight Snuggle amirite.

The game LITERALLY lets you "play the China card".

No love for Illuminati, every paranoid nutcases favorite card game?

it's actually a really good game.

If the 40-page rulebook doesn't intimidate you, Virgin Queen is really great

And the Great Battles of History series of games is also pretty good

>autism in cardboard form

>What changed Britain so much?

Dunblane massacre, when some dude shot up a kindergarten.

Well, it's better than autism in post form

Europa universalis boardgame

>tfw stem faq
>tfw we only play boardgames on friday night or saturday night, when there are no big parties, whlie heavly drinking and blazing
>tfw i dont know anyone who i could play that games

Literally takes two and one half solid days to play.

is that some Here I Stand kind of thing?

is that some Saints in Armor kind of thing?

>is that some Here I Stand kind of thing?
Literally the sequel.
Its combat and phases are a bit streamlined, and there's cultural VP stuff tacked on.

Electronic old men
running the world

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>some asshole plays india-paki war
>some assholes don't turn their control counters white side up when a country is not under control

Damn, I wish I'm happy like that when I'm old. Cool dudes.

100yearold dudes playing boardgames
what a world we live in
i wish i'm just like them in the future too

>not backgammon
fake

retirement goals

I just googled and found a website that has diplomacy online. I don't know how good it is but it's out there if you want to try it

>is that some Saints in Armor kind of thing?

It appears to be in the same genre. Don't really know what characterizes SiA, but Chandragupta has a ridiculous command structure, guilds and tribes, as well as enough elephant units that rampage around to turn every match into a gigantic clusterfuck