How do I obtain Holden Caulfield's style?

How do I obtain Holden Caulfield's style?

Listen to linkin park and smoke your mom's parliaments.

Brooks Bros, Pendleton.

put a red hat on

Dude, I just started reading this book today and was thinking the same exact thing. Is this what autism is like?

Keep thinking everyone around you is a phony whilst being the biggest phony of them all.

kek this

Aye

Kill John Lennon

Be an insufferable cunt

Fucking phonies and faggot OP

Patrician

this thread kills me it really does

crummy.

yeah. .. nah

few more weeks on r9k and you'll be there

OP is a phony

...

Rape your little sister

Smith & Wesson Model 36 "Chief's Special"
Blue parka with white fur
>And be cute Japanese boy

OP is a flit

Get beat up in a shit hotel and you're golden

or should i say holden ;)))))))))))))