Everyone greentext your day

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Stop forcing that shitty meme

>vacation in Cyprus
>wake up in ancestral home on mountain at 5:30am to the sound of roosters and the dawns sunlight
>go drink coffee in village square
>go eat fresh fish in restaurant on the beach
>comfy breeze
>chill on beach all day

>wake up
>drink water
>wash face, brush teeth, run fingers through hair, take off pyjamas
>get dressed (Zara sweater, Ann Demeulemeester skirt, Ferragamo shoes, LV bag, H&M sunglasses)
>go to a tour of a private art collection in a former Nazi bunker
>wonder why I thought this was a good idea to book on a Sunday morning (n.b. I booked this three months ago)
>meet a friend at the flea market
>buy a vintage leather waist pack and sugarcane juice
>watch buskers and people
>take the tram home
>shower
>put in leave-in conditioner, a face mask and Crest whitestrips
>change into a Gap body night dress
>hand-wash my underwear
>drink water
>eat an orange
>make + drink a cup of tea
>open the windows
>read a chapter of a book (Der Klang der Familie)
>work on an essay for a bit

I'll cook """dinner""" (just broccoli and wild rice) soon and work more on my essay, maybe at a nearby coffee shop if it continues to be nice out I plan to meet a friend later and we might go see Ben Klock (probably wear black N&F jeans, a black MA-1, a tank from Brandy Melville and White Reebok classics)

Vacation is so cash, I miss that

you're either the gayest dude on here, or a potentially attractive female

are you a grill? id spend time wif u desu

4/10. You're getting there but you're probably young and don't understand everything yet

7/10. Making a film is cooling, being addicted to opiates is not. How did you wear a whole tracksuit with jeans?

6/10. "get inspired" was the highlight of this post

8/10. Simple and nice and calm. It'd be nice if your life was always like that

8/10 if girl. 6/10 if boy. Don't wear night dresses if boy

>wake up
>shower
>morning beauty routine (wash face with facewash brush teeth floss etc.)
>drink coffe and eat breakfast on balcony so it doesnt take 1h+ for hair to dry.
>play around on phone for 20 min
>walk french bulldog
>get properly dressed (sandro tee tiger of sweden jeans acne shoes)
>bike to nearby park
>read 100 pages of current book
>get fucked by rain go home fuck around on computer for 1h
>make plans with friends
>change clothes again (black polo (cos) black sweatshirt (acne) black chinos (weekday black postmans (our legacy)
>go eat dinner with friends
>go to pic related
>drink cheap cava until about 2am
>walk home
>buy hotdog on way home
>fuck around on phone for 30 min
>sleep

ben klock is gucci

B E R L I N
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Forgot picture

>wake up at 13:10
>lunch
>play guitar/bass or whatever, depends on how i feel
>have rehearsals with my indie rock band
>come back for dinner
>at 22:30 go to the studio
>5 hours of session for my post punk song
>come back home at 4 AM
>browse Veeky Forums
>sleep

>Wake up
>Wash face and fix hair
>Say good morning to grandma
>Drink a powerade in one gulp (I sleep with my mouth open so my throat gets dry
>Turn on my PS4 and play
>Its lunch time, pasta and chicken
>Keep playing until my GF showers, dresses, fix her hair and puts on make up
>I shower and shave, brush my teeths and comb my hair
>Put on a grey t shirt, dark blue distressed jeans, brown boots, silver earrings, a gold casio and perfume while listening to music
>Meet gf at cinema
>Buy movie tickets
>Buy a tasty combo
>Watch movie
>Movie is over, go to his apartment
>I have some beers and smoke some more
>We eat left over bbq
>Time to go, she gives me head and proceed to swallows in the stairs of her apartment
>allofthemswallow.mp3
>Uber gets me home
>Time to sleep

Yeah Im pretty basic

This is honestly nice. I don't care much for your first outfit but your day is good. 9/10

ps what country

Sweden! also first outfit looks more interesting than it sounds

>gf
>his apartment

are you bisexual and cheaitng on your boyfriend

>wake up with the sun
>black tea and a cigarette
>slice of toast
>play guitar aimlessly for about 2 hours
>practice songs for about an hour
>smoke another cigarette
>lunch
>band practice
>post band practice beers at our favorite brew pub
>misc bullshit
>listen to music while browsing listings for used amps and pedals
>show face at local music venue, have beers with the owner
>walk home slightly intoxicated
>drunk text my ex
>sleep
>repeat

> 05:30 - wake up, drink water/herbal decaf tea, mediate, yoga
> ~06:00 - small fruit/protine smoothie, read
> ~07:00 - if it's day 1,3,4, run 5 to 10 km, shower, am skincare // if it's day 2,4,6, workout - high intensity interval training, weights, calisthenics - shower, am skincare
> ~08:00 - breakfast - healthy portion of fats, lean protein and carbohydrates - something like half a grilled chicken breast + quinoa + avocado + raw vegetables
> ~09:00 - 3 hours of still life drawing / painting
> ~12:00 - lunch - raw salad + small portion of lean protein
> ~13:00 - study / work on other projects
> ~16:00 - dinner - cooked vegetables + slow digest protein
> ~17:00 - read / continue work on other projects
> ~19:00 - go for walk along the coast, maybe smoke a cigarette if i'm with my boyfriend
> ~21:00 - pm skincare, meditate
> 22:00 - sleep, stay warm

Maybe english is not my native lenguage

You run ten kilometres and take a shower and do skincare in less than one hour?

>drunk text my ex
ughghghg

Oh no, those are just average times, since my routine changes every other day and am skincare is just moisturising after washing, it takes me about 50 to 60 minutes to run 10k, but it's about 6k - 7k most days

>wake up slightly hungover
>make a coffee
>play sm4sh for like an hour
>coffee
>browse Veeky Forums and /mu/
>more coffee
>contemplate suicide

>everyone rate how Veeky Forums lifestyle is 1-10
this thread is the cancer destroying Veeky Forums

How long have you been posting on Veeky Forums? When do you think it was "good"

>wake up a little hungover at about 9:30
>make omelette and black coffee
>eat it outside in the sun
>have a cigarette
>shower, wash face, shave
>get dressed (511s, white tshirt - too hot for anything else)
>have another cigarette
>go out and take some photos in London
>have a sandwich for lunch at Pret
>go and drop off film for developing on way home
>it's now
>going to the pub with some friends later

>immediatly upon waking up check pics I snapped of group I was out with yesterday
>Throw on some of that Prisma filtering on some already hillarious shots
>Send the primo Prisma individual shots to the people on them through the fb messenger
>Gather my lost dreams and hopes from the floor
>Put on a messy as fuck tee(don't got anything else, senpai)
>Blue stretchy jeans to accomedate for my big butt and thighs
>Phone up the local Durûm place
>Go pic up 50/50 kebab
>Eat while watching that Bojack Episode 10
>Listen to RIff Raff while posting this.

First time poster here so I know nothing about the Veeky Forums lifestyle.
I'm a solid 10/10 though ;)

it was never that good but it's still at it's worst right now
it's a fashion board, how fucking hard is it to stay on subject

Comfy af

>wake up, don't remember when
>wash your hair in cold shower
>don't eat
>go do sales work that you hate
>come home
>eat sugary shit
>notice your eyebags are a bit darker and bigger, today, again
>wonder when that next cop is going to arrive
>order something new to fulfill the void that having the clothing actually arrive creates
>listen to shoegaze
>repeat until inevitable stress related death

brrrretty fckkn neaaaaaatt

okay , cool sounds like you really have your life together :) you seem very disciplined and interesting

i'd really go see ben klock if i were you, his sets are amazing

> wake up to alarm clock playing Death Grips
> tfw still falling for the get-out-of-bed meme
> change out of vintage 1800s linen night shirt and sleeping cap
> go downstairs where mom is making oatmeal and toast
> tell her again that natural colors are out this season, I will only eat artificial
> she sighs and pours me a bowl of the Froot Loop meme
> "And make it brunch instead"
> She looks confused and gives me a Krispy Kreme meme with sprinkles
> roll my eyes
> tfw your mom is a pleb
> Finish and go back upstairs to dress
> 4hourslater.mov
> decide on printed meme tee, raw meme denim distressed by a child soldier from Uganda, and meme Y-3s
> no wait, meme Rick Owens
> no wait, meme Vans
> no wait, meme Stan Smiths
> fuckit.jpg
> put on chuck taylor all meme stars
> go to girlfriend's other boyfriend's house
> ironically get a blowjob
> tfw not falling for the climax meme
> go to the park
> old man feeding pigeons meme
> young couples smiling and holding hands meme
> nig-nogs loitering and selling looseys and smoking blunts meme
> decide to leave, this place is not effay at all, what was i thinking
> go home and post on /pol/ ironically
> watch meme anime ironically
> decide to go out
> head to illegal club located in a ditch on side of the road
> ask bartender for a vodka and meme
> "sorry, we only serve gasomeme here"
> guzzleit.mkv
> look around bar
> see only woodland animals, no one here to appreciate my outfit, decide to leave
> stop by bathroom, throw up drink
> tfw no one hears your bulimia
> it's been a long day, head home
> buy another pair of shoes on the way
> climb into bed
> still falling to sleep meme

>illegal club
>implying you didn't mix at least 3 hard drugs

>get up at 9
>brew some coffee, go sit in the garden and light a ciggie
>proceed to shower and get dressed, Rick Owens boots, Japanese denim and a linen shirt
>read a Brief History of Infinity, browse some Veeky Forums
>go for a swim (usually at least a mile) or go climbing if my buddy is available
>go home, and either consume some more knowledge or contemplate about everything wrong in my life
>cook a healthy meal, usually some chicken or pasta salad
>go to my usual bars, try and chat up some girls
>leave for home, decide to take the highway on ramp instead and speed across empty highways at a murdering rate wallowing in loneliness
>her
>have a nightcap and hit the beds
sigh

>wake up 11am
>drink cup of nescafe
>eat beans from can
>cigarette
>shower
>drive to Seattle
>drive back
>read
>go to bed

drunk driving isn't cool user

>>drink cup of nescafe
oh boy

I have no words

never said I drink and drive, you projecting cunt

drunk is very relative anyway

>wake up at 8am
>shower, shit, shave, dress
>percolator coffee, banana, cracker
get moving
>grab bag, edc, fanny pack, longboard
>board to uni
>get in (chem) lab, do research from 9:30am till 5:30pm
w/ halfhour-hour break for lunch
>play football from 6:30 till ~9pm
>dropped off home
>cook, make a bit extra
>shit, shower, sleep

>wake up at 8:30 with a big hangover
>In Barcelona for the weekend to see a friend (from Switzerland, live in Toronto)
>take a massive shit
>shower
>by the time I've done this it's like 10:00
>go to find a breakfast place with my friend
>egg and avocado on toast with an espresso and water
>walk around aimlessly, go up the mountain to castle, feel it's too crowded and just hang out and drink a few cervesas half way down in the forestry empty part
>aimlessly wonder some more
>go to this Michelin starred restaurant I wanted to go to (Dos Palillos, Asian tapas fusion, highly recommend)
>walk down the beach
>stop for some more tapas because small portions at restaurant
>get a few six packs from those poor motherfuckers selling 1€ beers on the beach
>just drink and walk down the beach
>at about 2 AM some pretty chill drunk British tourists (all girls) come up to us just saying some random shit but it gets the conversation going I guess
>get some long drinks with them
>find relatively empty part of beach
>skinny dipping
>make out with one chick (8/10 imo)
>drunkenly walk back to arrive at hostel where I have a single room at 4:30~5:00
>pass out

that was yesterday
Pretty good trip overall but I actually wanted to do some shopping but found out most shit was shut today

>wake up at 5
>eat breakfast
>dress up for work at a bakery (rayban eyeglasses, uniform shirt, uniform apron, black Levi jeans (511's), nonslips
>work till 2
>I typically sit alone and watch cars go by on my breaks
>sometimes I talk to coworkers, shoot the shit
>go home
>30 min nap
>wake up, surf the internet for useful info
>eat dinner
>make myself a cup of tea or two
>work on an electronics project
>take a shower
>go to bed

where in Toronto do you live? would hang out with you

>wake up at 5pm
>go to gym workout 2 or 3hours
>go to the shower
>girls call me to hang out with them or go to their house
>go home at 1 or 2 am
>call my bro and go out with him
>return to my home at 7am
>go to sleep
>repeat

I am on vacation with my family in London before I go back to college.

>wake up at 8:30 a bit hungover
>dodge actual breakfast, hide at downstairs cafe with my black coffee and fruit
>get dressed: plaid skirt, Drop Dead sweatshirt, knee socks
>time to go to the museum with my parents
>this is a really cool museum
>sister is too lazy to go to the museum but she calls and wants to get food
>i'm not going back for her
>parents go grab her on tube while i continue to lunch at 2pm
>maybe i can avoid real food
>realize i'm meeting parents where i went for dinner with the guy i've been hanging out with that my parents don't know about
>hhehe
>be forced to eat antipasto
>oil
>shop around, look at nice clothes and records at outdoor market
>tube home
>watch olympics and eat fruit n veg for dinner
>nice

>wake up at 5.45 am
>crawl in the sheets till I can't feel my skin
>take .5 of aspirin in isotonic drink
>smell ashtray
>call my mom 2 times to remind her some thing bad happened in the past
>jog for 1 hour in the woods around my complex
>fridge cell break for 20 minutes
>shower
>smell cigarette ash
>go to work at wedding design company
>move repot trees from a truck into random medieval villa now owned by rich fux
>1 hour cigarette break
>smoke 24 cigarettes
>drink isotonic juice
>take out the company trash
>go to home
>listening and producing acid techno music from 7 pm to 0 am without eating
>go to bed

>wake up
>lie in bed until 14:00
>surf the www
>shower
>get dressed (button down, skinny jeans)
>go buy some food
>cook & eat food (soy bean pasta, mushrooms in creme fraiche)
>read(I Love Dick)
>work on some writing
>go for a walk
>see some kids trying to steal a car
>surf the www
I'll probably read and then watch seinfeld until I pass out

amazing

>Wake up 5:00
>go skate
>Come home shower
>Make omelet
>Practice french
>Read (The Master and Margarita)
>9:00
>Get dressed (SLP, Maison Margiela, Vintage Sonic Youth tee)
>Go to casting
>Meet friend for green tea
>Take subway to the MoMA
>Enjoy art
>Go back to her dorm
>Smoke some weed
>Watch some films
>9pm
>Drop some X
>Go to times square
>Skate around time square
>Take some pictures in Time Square
>Get Macaroons
>Walk back to her dorm
>End up making out until 4:30
>Walk home
>Crash

I'm still in bed as we speak becuase ecstasy takes a lot out of you

10/10

alone?

I need to move to NYC already... fuck.

Why were you too beta to fuck her?

Nah. I didn't want to go into detail but X makes it kinda hard for you to get it up so now sex. I did get a blow job and get to go down on her.

*no sex

post pectoralis majors

yesterday was sunday so ill do that
>wake up 830
>dress (acne eightys, long sleeve and hoodie because its quite cold out)
>make shortlist of some new clothes im going to buy
>watch mtg pro tour coverage
>take dog out at 1130 to walk along stream
>eat pancakes with bacon yohgurt maple syrup and mixed berry compote at cafe
>groceries
>put off assignment and continue to watch pro tour
>homemade pizza for dinner
>attempt to find scrim (practise match) for my overwatch team but one of the players is hungover and passed out on his couch
>sleep
not bad

please step on me

a manchild but a girl? wow thats new.

>get to go down on her
>get to
3rd wave feminism my man

>go to bed 0500
>wake up 0650
>go back to sleep
>repeat this process until noon
>make food
>nap again
>shitpost on Veeky Forums
>go to the gym
>shower
>eat again
>here I am. Probably going to start drinking some gin p soon

I love lazy sundays

Not that user but has it ever occurred to you that some guys like to give girls head?

>wake up 12:30
>dress
>drink water & eat apple
>Veeky Forums
>chat shit with friend
>walk dog
>watch TV show
>guitar practice
>Veeky Forums
>time waste online
>getting late
>change clothes
>read
>sleep

>excuse myself from the table to take a note in my notebook (muji) about how delusional my grandmother is

Do you also take notes about your wife's BBC schedule you fucking cuck?

Are you the weird elf Lord Farquaad looking dude?

HQ Bait

>wake up anywhere between 5-11 AM
>go have breakfast at a nearby cafe, take my laptop and browse Veeky Forums while eating rye bread with avocado/cream cheese
>have a tonic espresso
>go ride my bike if it's nice, thrift shopping if it's raining etc.
>grab some kebab/tacos for lunch
>go home and do my own thing, masturbate, post listings on grailed, watch netflix, get a nap, contemplate suicide etc.
>hang out with friends in the evening, usually semi-ironically go to karaoke bars, catch pokemon, or just smoke weed in the park
>go back home
>go to sleep/drink aperol spritz until I black out

Pretty much how my summer has been so far. Sounds fun but I'm actually pretty fucking depressed.

This is how my summer has been

Fucking hour long dookie

We're actually looking for a new apartment with my friends so the best guess would be near U of T

>wake up
>play League of Legends for 7-8 hours straight
>shit post on Veeky Forums
>eat a Hot Pocket
>go to bed

While I'm on break:
>Wakeup at 10 and call GF
>Lie in bed until 11
>Brush teeth and use bathroom
>Eat breakfast, drink coffee, watch netflix
>Workout, swim, shower
>Face wash routine
>Eat more
>More netflix
>Leave to work around 4
>Eat more
>Come home around 12
>Eat more
>Sit in my phone until 2-3am.
>Rinse and repeat

If I'm not on vacation, spending time with GF or friends, or in school, then this is my life. Have to pay bills and there is very little excitement during my day.

>wake up at 5:00
>sleep again
>wake up again at 6:30
>get up at 7:00
>buy Nasi Uduk for breakfast
>watch TV
>sleep again at 10:00
>wake up at 13:00
>internet
>eat lunch at 4:00 (so that i don't get hungry at night, you know, diet)
>internet
>jerk off
>internet
>shower
>tv/film
>internet again until sleepy
>go to sleep at 1:00 AM
>can't sleep
>jerk off
>sleep

it's the holiday week so no college. means i have no reason to dress up.

>wake up at 14:00
>lie in bed til 15:00
>check messages, friends want to go out
>I stay home
>listen to music while I browse for another hour
>shower at 16:00
>work on sewing projects
>draw
>eat at 22:00
>netflix/music until 6:00
>see sun rising
>get sad
>finally sleep at 7:00
>repeat

wtf am I doing

>wakeup up 7:30 AM
>put on work clothes, carhartt cuttoffs, beige tee
>drive to work, listening to Hope Sandoval
>sun is up but not high, v pretty drive
>bakery business, baking hella bread
>finish up by noon
>go home, shower, change
>go to smash bros. tournament
>play melee for 6 hours
>come home and finish watching the cowboy bebop movie
>meh, its pretty good as far as series movies go. opening and closing sequences are pretty effay
>fall asleep at like, 8:45
>wake up an hour and a half ago

>wake up at 9
>shower
>get dressed
>go for a surf
>go back home and have lunch
>play vidya and shitpost for the rest of the day
>dinner
>bed

Please don't

and why ?

>Wake up 6 am
>Water plants
>Accidentally water dogs food, dont change it as I have to watch the sun rise
>Take silk shirt and jeans off line
>8:30
>Go to work
>After 2 hours of working (cashier) take 3 hour break
>work 2 more hours
>Go home and smoke some weed

good day.

>Wake up 8:30 am to go to work
>Stayed at friends grandparents house because they own a mansion in the city and its a lovely place with food n shit
>Get dressed, go to the toilet, eat my friends food, and laugh at the vomit on the wall
>Notice there are poppers on the table
>Do poppers for an hour while shitting
>Get to work hour late because doing poppers
>Prep my station, and wash left over dishes that didnt get finished the night before
>Cook some food but slow day
>Managements gone so make 4 pizzas
>Eat chips
>Wearing nice clothes cuz got called in last moment, nice clothes dirty
>5:30 PM
>Take train into city, get off to go to gay sauna to get poppers
>Women spills coffee on my new pants exclain "ahhh fuck"
>Go to gay sauna
>Buy poppers and gtfo out there
>Muslims give me death stares as i exit
>Go home, drink apot of coffee

typing this, hittin poppers, 9pm , might get make something to eat.

MElbourne
>Wake up 7:34am
>Get dressed in comfy tracksuit - addidas jumper w converse track pants
>Have milo cereal with milk
>Glass of crystal clear water
>Go to bathroom
>Brush teeth wash face contemplate suicide
>Grab phone and wallet
>Put macbook into void black nike backpack
>Walk outside
>Catch tram into City
>Buy a medium mocha
>6/10 mocha
>Go to uni class
>Do pointless work
>Next class is lecture
>Sit in back play pokemon go
>Building has 3 lure stacks
>Happy as fuck
>Farming pokemon
>Bored
>Leave lecture early
>11:31am
>Catch tram home
>Get dressed into gym clothes
>Small white tee, Grey short shorts
>Pack gym bag
>Go to gym, while listening to motivational music
>Chest and triceps
>Happy as fuck
>See friends talk for 16 minutes
>Organise a date to do shrooms in the near future
>Leave gym
>3:13pm
>Pokemon go
>Get home
>Shower, browse this and watch family guy
>ASMR

why mention me
what is this life
I want it

>excuse myself from the table to take a note in my notebook (muji) about how delusional my grandmother is

>get up at 9.30
>rabbits have escaped their pen
>catch them
>feed them
>go back to bed
>get up at 10.30
>take a bath
>sleep in the tub till 2.30 pm
>hallucinate
>have breakfast (bread + fresh pineapple juice)
>take morning meds
>lie down on my bed and think about suicide
>post on Veeky Forums

I sound like a whiny drama queen. Lovin' this effay life, guys.

>Wake up at 11.00
>admire myself in the mirror for 10 minutes while doing my skincare routine
>go get dressed
>try 4 different outfits, all of them suck so I just wear a plain tee + jeans
>admire myself on the mirror some more, then head out for lunch
>go to friend's house, talk about random shit for a while and then eat
>waste the entire afternoon at his place watching shit, other friends join us
>leave his place very late at night
>head home, love myself in the mirror again
>stay up reading for another hour

>wake up at 10:00
>procrastinate getting up from bed while browsing phone for half an hour
>go to shower, brush teeth etc at 10:30
>put on black björn borg boxers and a plain white tee
>drink coffee and eat breakfast (toast with cheese, ham and cucumber) while listening to radio at 11:00
>study for ~2 hours
>dress up in slim charcoal jeans, stan smiths, an oversized grey sweater and a blue dad cap
>at ~13:45 leave home and cycle through the town to a comfy vegetarian lunch restaurant where you can eat for cheap a f as a student
>for food there's potatoes with spicy soy curry sauce, I give it 3/5, the food's usually better there
>14:30 come back home, discover that the maharishi t-shirt I ordered for a week ago has arrived
>14:30 onwards try it on with different fits and browse Veeky Forums
>two hours later I'm still on my computer contemplating on whether I should get back studying

enjoying this thread.

jesus christ you shoud feel bad.
what money are you living off of?

spotted the aurstralian

go back to studying

>wake up at 4PM
>catch up with all recent posts on Veeky Forums
>friend comes to pick up some gear he forgot at my place
>eat some chicken and rice
>go play csgo for the rest of the night
>watch a couple edgy movies afterwards
>don't leave the house