What the Veeky Forums thinks about my new Viking Suit?

what the Veeky Forums thinks about my new Viking Suit?

I think it's not fashion related

it's better go to /b/?

it's not too modern

And you are very skinny

i'm fat as fuck and the dress looks some tight.

play me a tune, bard

I broke my lute while drink mead
i was very drunk

Here take my ocarina

*gives item*

I shall sing the story of Brimire if you would be so kind as to play the tune.

I don't remember how to play Wind instruments, sorry.

Then leave me, bard, you are of no use to me.

Lest you have an enthralling yarn to spin?
*crunches into green apple while raising eyebrows*

it works on you pal. Remember me when you raid my village.

haha give thy penis in my mouth for i am sir fagalot

Thy art not fair fit to bestow a thing upon
for while no thing have you not,
fair enough a boy, unmaned
may take unto him my thing and after him my name

Link?

What Link?

Are you wearing a jeans and regular belt? It's honestly not a very flattering look.

from Zelda

that's ungrammatical gibberish, my friend

Thing means dick in victorian english, friend. No thing means vagina. Although it used to be pronounced "ting".

In other words I called you ugly and not attractive enough to fuck, in verse.

I hope to fuck many cunts with this Outfit

is this new bait