Most Veeky Forums drink to order at the bar?

most Veeky Forums drink to order at the bar?

Vodka with lemon, if you actually develop some taste, pina colada.

Vodka, neat.

what's the most Veeky Forums brand of vodka? stoli?

blue lagoon

Whatever is the strongest.

Dark & Stormy

BBC

look it up, it exists

best drink to go with techwear aesthetic?

cum

Wow those glasses are cringeworthy

bleach

Shots of vodka

highball

water desu. can't drink if u are tryna be a ninja.

everclear and tang
palewave indie screwdriver
LMAO

Pisco sour

bourbon bourbon and bourbon. s/o KY

>bourbon bourbon and bourbon.
I second this. You don't drink to look effay you drink to get fucked up.

Laphroaig neat.

gin & tonic

1st order, long island ice tea.
2nd, bourbon.
3rd, long island ice tea.
Repeat until you blackout.

henny double on the rocks
repeat as necessary
remy martin if your feeling adventurous

Hi Stacy, i just saw Stacy gurl.

bars are not effay

Correct me if im wrong.
>bourbon
>old fashioned (if tryna be Dron Draper)
>vodka
>bourbon and soda
>bourbon in every form (on the rocks, straight etc..)
>gin and tonic (only if good gin)
>martinis
>piƱa colada

Fuck it. Just get some cheap spirit and get fucked up.

I get Gin Rickeys

>most Veeky Forums drink to order at the bar?
the drink you actually enjoy, you insecure faggot

>long island iced tea
yesssss

Bartender here
>Old fashioned with rye
>whiskey neat
>beer
nothing else

Any drink with tequila in it desu.

>rye
brandy

do none of you faggots even drink beer? Heineken

club mate

ew not even Dutch people drink Heineken

Vodka Martini

Zombie

ordering drinks at the bar is a no go ngl. Buying drinks for girls is even worse. just get some cheap beer at the off license get drunk off that then go out. Maybe snort some coke or pop a pill

Whiskey, personally like Wild Turkey.

Manhattan
Negroni
Last Word
Gin & Tonic
Classic Daiquiri
Sazerac
Bourbon, Scotch, or Rye, taken neat (rocks are for plebs.)
Anything off the Cocktail menu the bar offers you.

If you order beer or an Old Fashioned you're a basic bitch. If you order vodka or a Long Island, you're a basic bitch. If you order Hennessy you're a fucking wigger / wangster.

Just my two cents as a bartender at a nationally recognized craft cocktail bar.

>Old Fashioned

What about brandy old fashioned though? Here in Milwaukee it's definitely basic but delicious and cheap as fuck

>most effay drinks

Beer: IPA, Lagunitas is a good bet
Harder: Red wine, whatever has the Frenchest name
Even Harder: Tom Collins
Hardest: Any liquor on the rocks.

This is the worst advice I've seen in a long time

You're either pretending to be retarded, or retarded

Fully serious, you got any better advice friendo?

>beer
explore different types

ipa is a meme beer for breweries to break IBU scales for no reason

>Red wine, whatever has the Frenchest name

no

>Even Harder: Tom Collins

not actually terrible but hardly 'most effay'

>Hardest: Any liquor on the rocks.
>on the rocks

Here's some actual advice: go to a bar and get their house cocktails or tell them to choose for you if you're a bitch until you realize what combinations you like and then look through a big list trying what you might like for cocktails and then decide from there

For beer look at the different types of beers and when they're in season so you can get based seasonal beers and ALWAYS get something on tap if you're in a bar. Why the fuck would you go to a bar to get a bottle of Heineken when you can get some nitro tapped goodness or a great fresh local beer

You act like I'm a 22 year old who doesn't know how to drink.

I almost exclusively drink beer, and I literally always order the IPA because it is the taste that I prefer, and I am also of the opinion that it's the most masculine type of beer there is.

Not sure where you live that they don't have Lagunitas on tap, I'm so sorry though.

Obviously I don't know anything about wine.

But if you're seriously going to tell me that some girly drink is more fa than any liquor on the rocks, I'm going to disregard you're opinion. If you're a woman, or gay, it's a different story, which is totally fine, but for straight men, straight liquor is the most stylish, end of story.

>it's the most masculine type of beer there is
>I'm going to disregard you're opinion
>straight liquor is the most stylish, end of story

Yeah alright I get it, you're shitposting

Belgium & Netherlands agree that Heineken is terrible
don't trust this guy on wine

Can confirm this , Heineken tastes like piss.
Jupiler or Hertog Jan is objectively the superior Dutch beer.

Hertog Jan is dank, lived in Groningen for a year and it was my nectar

Cmon drag race references

water

this

Lmao if you're drinking, just get what you like. If you're really concerned about what drink is fa just think of the context.

Date? Bottle of wine.

Business? Whatever your client ordered. If you go first, a cocktail. Just don't be the dumbass who orders a cocktail to drink with food, you drink those before your food comes then get a wine or beer to pair with what you're eating. Cocktails rarely pair with foods.

Those are really the only two situations I can think where the type of alcohol you drink genuinely matters.

this

Just be like me and become allergic to alcohol at 23 and have no social life. I went from be an alcoholic to be allergic within a few years.

Now I'm a dingey as pot head. /:

A blowjob.
Unless you're not a twink faggot, which is highly unlikely, then any lager.

Whatever you like. Stop seeking validation from equally insecure faggots on an online imageboard you poser

I hate how fedora-core old fashions became after mad men...

die hipster/nerd scum

this, the true Veeky Forums move is whatever the fuck you want

I've personally started drinking vodka water, super easy to drink and nice with lime. Low cal too.

Boilermakers are easily the most Veeky Forums

shit taste in beer

Lagunitas is weak IPA. There's better out there.

Fucking VB

100% spot on - nothing better for a hard earned thirst, and boy am I thirsty