The ideal male physique

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flat built chests are effay, why would you want man tits?

jake gylenhaal in southpaw
now fuck off nigs

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How do I cop this bod?

Kill urself

The opinion of a Veeky Forumsizen
Clavicle too narrow, decent ottermode build though.
Yes
Yes
He has an incredible strange build, it makes him good at swimming but otherwise he is unaesthetic af
Not bad, not something to strive for though
Ottermode, idel for Veeky Forums I guess
Yes
Disgustingly narrow clavicle with a wide waist to match. This is the ideal physique if you strive to be a genetic dead end
Fuark 'mirin
This is a joke right?
I posted that, so obviously I'm going to think it's the ideal.

Nah

Remember that girls think that in order to look like that you only need to bike to workplace and cut the sugar in coffee.

>tfw super skinny
>very fast metabolism
>really would have won the lottery if I was a girl
>impossible to gain weight since I hate eating and prefer cardio over lifting weights
fuck my life

You're probably just not eating enough. I felt the same way but turns out I didn't have a fast metabolism, I just thought I was eating more than I was. 7000 calorie crew reppin.

best itt so far

Sick brah

>Ottermode
What does this mean, Veeky Forums friend?

I'm fucking tired of Brad Pitts meme physique in this movie, seriously. Those fucking overdeveloped abs and shitty chest. It's terrible. Sure smells like Reddit
Now this is good shit

This

Fuck off Veeky Forums.

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someone on the internet has a different opinion to me >:(((

pecs too small, arms too big

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Best ITT if not best thinspo ever.

hot

some user posted their body in one of these a while ago, im a skinny/slightly skinny fat fuck and this s my goal for now and what i would consider an effay body

fast metabolism doesnt exist

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How do you achieve this kind of body

lol >impossible to gain weight

Have you tried actually eating, or do you still think that 2 servings of chicken breast/brown rice/brocolli is "le bulk mode"?

Fuck off skelly.

This is like my body when I don't workout

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sounds weird af but the same user also posted his workout routine which i also saved here it is:
Push pull split basically means one day with pushing motion, next with pulling. Pushing mostly works chest and triceps, pull works back and biceps. I don't do squats or dead's because all my muscle insertions come in really high so it gives me bitch legs, instead I just hop on an eliptical for 15 minutes and turn the resistance up a good bit.

Day one would be
Dumbell incline bench
Dumbell bench
Pec fly
Weighted dip
Overhead press
Optional tricep extension

Day two is
Weighted pull ups
Lat pull downs
Standing row
Bent over row
Curls

Add on core work, I like hanging leg lifts and hanging kick slide

Plus cardio of your choice after, I like eliptical

>Likes skinny guys not seeing the problem.

This is the ideal maybe a little bigger but this is good.

This body is fucking hot, perfection.

Guys like this get bitches.

Look at these hunks

>all these homos

Hetero female here. Dadbody is where it's at
And H A I R goddamnit, shaved boys go

So, should I not concern about my ass cheeks hair?

Is this achievable natty?

not really, unless you want a girl to eat your butt

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i hope this is joke

if not, have fun literally never attracting a woman in your life

even if you find some strange pretentious artsy gf she will always instinctually crave Chads cock

Nah, that is based Fincher and knowing how to make a man sexy af with lighting and makeup

>needs roids to get girls

sad really

i'd fuck brad pitt

Pic related will do a better job explaining than me, but it is basically someone with slight amount of muscle tone who is very lean. It is your average guys goal body and is easily achievable naturally. For this board and the general populous it is definitely something to strive for, on Veeky Forums and amongst other lifting communities not so much. That't just because we are a bunch of self-obsessed, insecure, narcissistic sufferers of body dysmorphia though.

Forgot pic related

Best body type just needs to be at least 6'0 and panties will be dropped.

>2016
>still thinking you need roids to get ripped

Shave plz shit is nasty

lmao its hilarious seeing my body posted on /fa as goal body

I rarely get bitches, but then again I don't size down on T-shirts and wear douche shit

If it makes you feel better, sizing down wouldn't make you look built anyway. Refer to my ottermode picture above.

>dodging the actual point of the post

theres huge amount of middle ground between being a disgusting skeleton and using roids

kek i laugh every time i see how fucked up is the concept of muscular aesthetics these Veeky Forumsgs want to achieve

Kill urselves my mates

Why dont you fuck off then nu male cuck

More Oliver

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>gf's younger brother asks me to take him to gym
>says he's never been able to put on weight
>I set him on a weight gain diet
>two weeks he hasn't gained weight
>Are you drinking the milkshakes?
>y-yeah
>Every night?
>w-well I missed a couple
>turns out he only had it the first night.
>for the next two weeks I witness the shake-drinking to make sure
>he gains weight

I had a roommate that was exactly like that too, always talked about how much he ate, and when I asked him what he ate, he'd say "well I skipped breakfast, but I had THREE whole poptarts for lunch, and a WHOLE plate of spaghetti for lunch."

You 'hardgainers' just gotta eat

This. I used to think no hamburger could fatten me

then i hit 20s and just fucking ate like OP at a dick sucking contest

no. you need to inject massive amounts of estrogen

Thanks dude, appreciate it

>ottermode
>Lautner, Pitt

they are manlets. pitt is 5'10
lautner is 5'8
they cannot be ottermode, which takes an elongated body

Swimmer body no contest
Elite combination of power & elegance

Manlets should optimally kill them selves desu

Russians are huge in sports. But why are Russians so nigger tier at swimming?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_world_records_in_swimming

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Olympic_records_in_swimming

Embarrassing

thin&buzzcut inspo, if you would add a little bit of rick then you have a perfect Veeky Forums

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way too bulging
tryhard af

The body should be tall and organic looking muscles.

Bulging muscles are tryhard

Plenty of gay men are into it. I'm sure some women are too. You do know they don't all have cookie cutter taste?

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fucking champ

Is this the body thread? Are we allowed to post pics and ask for advice?

I'm gay but I only like guys like this
is it okay?

Ew gross, who the fuck wants to attract a woman? Women are literally crazy degenerates, It's torture being in a relationship with one, gay men have it so much better. Men are far far more rational and open minded, plus, have you taken a look at most woman? >35% body fat, terrible taste in fashion and aesthetics in general, roughhouse, bitchy and you're likely going to be accused of rape if you sleep with one.

>I'm not manly enough to deal with bitches

genetics determine what your chest muscle look like you idiot

muscles are either big or small. how you get them to grow doesn't somehow change their shape, just how big they are

the god

I can only imagine what YOU look like

RIP ;_;

Eh

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>those long torsos

lmao not Veeky Forums at all

tryhard faggot alert lmao
>attention whote tats
check
>insecure faggy roid user
check
>gay ass short shorts
check
>posing for selfies for his facebook
check

total fucking trainwreck cock sucker