Why don't we create a religion based on the Meme Magic meme Veeky Forums Autists shitpost about?
A meme pantheon with meme spirits and gods, meme legendary figures, meme rituals and rites, meme myths and legends, meme prayers to the meme gods, a lexicon of meme names, really go all out on this and make it a real thing. It's not like Veeky Forums hasn't created shit like this before for better or worse (Katawa Shojo or the Freebleed "movement" anyone?)
Make a true Veeky Forums Religion! Praise the Frog God of Memes!
We'd have our mascots from Pepe to Feels man, but we should also have that Spooks guy, Chris Chan, Milo Yiannopolous, Christina Hoff Sommers, Hitler, Stalin, CIA, BANE, Driver, and Dat BOI.
Lincoln Sanders
Kek is god of chaos
Ebolachan goddess of death
Ron Paul the avatar of doom
Wojak god of "feels"
The Old Gods:
EFG: God of fail
Pedobear: God of love
Troll: God of mischief
Christian Allen
The best way to construct the pantheon is to put have some sort of force as the head, by a force I mean something non-anthropmorphic like "memenic energy". Memes just sort of pop in and out of existence from this force. If I recall it was part of Ebola-chan's cannon that she is a create being, it's not that other Gods were her parents but that meme energy is basically the primordial element.
Nathaniel Jackson
Memes are all part of the collective unconscious.
Julian Nelson
>Veeky Forums
Austin Brooks
>memenic energy
It's called Meme Magic you heretic. Meme Magic creates and destroys.
Thomas Nelson
look at how much more creative Veeky Forums used to be before the reddit invasion:
It's incredible, nowdays we even get even tumblr and 9fag memes in here.
Ian Sanchez
That would be a forced meme
Angel Ward
Meme Magic is the way we participate in the Memetic Pool. The way we come to know the power of Memes and their effect on our lives. How we "create" Memes, but truly the Memes are ever present and only manifest when it is the destined point. Ebola-chan only manifested during the Ebola scare, but she existed long ago in the antiquity of time, or at least until the actual Ebola virus had evolved.
Liam Miller
The specific gods are not important as all memes are divinities of some sort, and like it's normal in polytheism time and followers can make some of them more important than others.
The divinities are granted power by the Meme Magic. The meme magic needs (or wants) you to praise memes in order to act in this world.
Jose Kelly
So we are Henotheistic?
Mason Allen
>Suddenly ses
Caleb Green
Memetheistic.
But no because henotheism implies than only a divinity is worthy of praise, and we should avoid praising a single meme. Frogposting, for example, is close to henotheism but nobody abuses pepes to the point that it's the only meme he uses.
Cameron Gray
Meme Magic is real!!!!!
Jaxson James
first of all make a triangle with Wojak, Pepe and Spurdo
Bentley Morgan
It actual would be "memetic"
Josiah Murphy
"Cancer: The Thread"
Bentley Ortiz
Brothers, sisters (lol), I am here to warn you against the teachings in this thread. They go against the Word and will only lead you to darkness and tripfaggotry.
First way we weed out Reddit heresy is by having anyone who calls sadfrog "Pepe" inquisitioned. They will have to prove they are just newfags and not heretics.
For we are all born into newfaggotry, since the first OP ever in 2003 was, is, and shall be a faggot, as it is written; ye, he was also new.
We are all faggots, and only through repentance can we be in the kingdom of our Lord; working at Google.
Shut the fuck up you stupid faggot.
Ayden Lewis
Please no more meme
Alexander Baker
Enlighten us, then. What is the proper term to address the green frog known to normies and newfags as "Pepe"? for sadfrog doth not roll off the tongue as "Pepe" does.
Isaiah White
Go back to /b faggot
Christopher Ortiz
This tbqh
If you're "making up" a pantheon and rituals for Kekology then you're badly missing the point. Kek reveals himself organically, in his own way. Kek cannot be controlled or dictated by any mortal. He will resist any attempt to do so, and fools who try to make Kek into what he is not will be cursed for seven plus seventy generations.
Joseph Phillips
smug meme frog
Jordan Jackson
these
You can't force memes, the closest thing to a forced meme is "milhouse is not a meme" which emerged in response to some autist trying to turn milhouse into a meme.
Memes are a chaotic inversion of power structures in society, it is everything that propagandists, shills, advertisers and histrionics crave, yet it serves only the consumer. Trying to force a meme is the antithesis of a meme.
